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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome back to Taskmaster. Before the break, we asked the Lounge to bring in their most satisfying thing.
Now, it's time for some scores. Please remember, the Taskmaster's decision is final but please do try to incur her displeasure by arguing. |
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Thank you Joe. We're going to start with the least satisfying items and work our way to full blown satisfaction...
Valkyrie1970 - 1 point
While fresh laundry smells really nice, it's pretty low on the list of most satisfying things that are still satisfying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cornish1982 - 2 points
Cuppa and biscuits, while nice, never really satisfy me because I eat the whole pack and feel bad after. "
On reflection I've done well to bag 2 points |
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"Felix Sighted - 5 points
Cuddles and drink of choice in front of an open fire is very satisfying. He really sold it too by giving people options!"
Ahhhh Taskmaster!! Thanks to you and Likkle JoeBeans, I’m flattered  |
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Seducing_Em - 5 points
A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.
Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. |
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And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...
It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied. |
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So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."
Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things! |
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"Can I offer my cock and a packet of googly eyes to create a personalised picture "
If you can create a realistic picture of me using your cock and googly eyes then yes Wonko you can either win or have -7 points. Whichever you prefer. |
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"Rickshawed - 5 points
Who doesn't love brownies? And the with the added effort of adding all the TM winners, they might need to do one of themselves! "
Thank you Taskmaster and Ickle Joey Beans. I concur with your wise judgement |
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" 
This has been an absolute delight to follow! You guys smashed it!! "
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. We had fun cooking it up! And we're so glad everyone joined in - it would've been a bit tricky to judge if no one brought in any items  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible  |
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"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible "
What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe "
It was my pleasure! Nothing is too much effort when there's a bit of whimsy involved |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible
What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality? "
Bin it probably it's worthless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible
What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality? "
Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Holy crap. You guys followed up an already funny thread with this! Brilliant. And thank you for my score. I’ll copy it into my profile. 
Good fun. "
Wear it as a badge of honor Woody! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Joe did the vast majority of the work writing up the score descriptions! Thank you so much Joe
He really is your LAH.
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It wouldn't be Taskmaster otherwise. Had to do it properly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible
What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality?
Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see "
Not going to happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"TheShivs - 5 points
The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well... "
Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before  . What a great thread Julie and Joe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done everyone with their efforts and and thank you for your great (and not so great) prizes and congratulations to Miss PreytotheFairies for winning all the satisfying thing with her cock hungry erotica.
But this was really fun, and thank you to the Taskmaster for making it all possible
What is Wonko going to do now she has his forum personality?
Ooooh this'll be interesting, maybe he'll have to adopt a new, positive attitude we'd all love to see
Not going to happen "
C'mon Wonko, smile! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"TheShivs - 5 points
The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...
Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before . What a great thread Julie and Joe "
Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Holy crap. You guys followed up an already funny thread with this! Brilliant. And thank you for my score. I’ll copy it into my profile.
Good fun.
Wear it as a badge of honor Woody!"
I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"TheShivs - 5 points
The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...
Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before . What a great thread Julie and Joe
Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately! "
I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you for my scores lovelies. I’m going to celebrate with a Jamesons and ginger
Great thread! "
You're more than welcome, don't forget to give PTTF that ASMR boob squeeze either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"TheShivs - 5 points
The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...
Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before . What a great thread Julie and Joe
Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately!
I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting. "
If by interesting, you mean the best TV show ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"TheShivs - 5 points
The weekend night in is such a mood and something I'm looking forward to tonight. And the coffee bribe helped as well...
Woohooo! Even though I didn’t win, I’m happy with my score considering I’ve never watched taskmaster before . What a great thread Julie and Joe
Whaaaaaa...? Mrs TheShivs, I demand you rectify this immediately!
I know, I will! I’m going to give it a watch, it sounds interesting.
If by interesting, you mean the best TV show ever! "
That good?! I’ll watch it and let you know what I think |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...
It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied. "
Sweet baby Jesus, Julie and Joe... What are pair of legends you are putting in all this effort in to create a fantastic thread. Honoured to be runner up for this prestigious accolade. The best woman won and the Taskmaster's decision is a fair one. To address the deficiency in my submisdion I promise to create a budget version at some point during the MLS in June: can't promise cakes from Vienna but I can decorate myself with Crosstown* donuts
* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!
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"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...
It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.
Sweet baby Jesus, Julie and Joe... What are pair of legends you are putting in all this effort in to create a fantastic thread. Honoured to be runner up for this prestigious accolade. The best woman won and the Taskmaster's decision is a fair one. To address the deficiency in my submisdion I promise to create a budget version at some point during the MLS in June: can't promise cakes from Vienna but I can decorate myself with Crosstown* donuts
* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!
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Woohooo! I am definitely in!
Jx |
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"Seducing_Em - 5 points
A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.
Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. "
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Thank you guys I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone  )
Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread |
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"Seducing_Em - 5 points
A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.
Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. .
Thank you guys I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone )
Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread "
Thanks Em! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...
It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.
Sweet baby Jesus, Julie and Joe... What are pair of legends you are putting in all this effort in to create a fantastic thread. Honoured to be runner up for this prestigious accolade. The best woman won and the Taskmaster's decision is a fair one. To address the deficiency in my submisdion I promise to create a budget version at some point during the MLS in June: can't promise cakes from Vienna but I can decorate myself with Crosstown* donuts
* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!
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Thank you so much for the kind words and it looks like even though you were a runner up, we'll end up being the winners!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seducing_Em - 5 points
A perfect picture of being satisfied in bed, in a robe with drinks, snacks and especially doughnuts which appeals to little Joe Beans.
Yeah, he asked if we could use points to win your approval and I was of course in favour of such flagrant abuse of the TM assistant power. .
Thank you guys I think...(Lana del Ray's fucked my way to the top is going through my head right now only I didn't fuck anyone )
Julie and Joe,you guys are good eggs and don't need anyone's approval. Thank you for the delicious ride on the nocturnal last night and and for the fun and commitment of today's thread "
When it works, it works! |
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"And now I must choose an overall winner to take home all of these *gestures* satisfying things...
It would've been HornyCouga but given that she is in Vienna and I am here, I find myself distinctly unsatisfied.
Sweet baby Jesus, Julie and Joe... What are pair of legends you are putting in all this effort in to create a fantastic thread. Honoured to be runner up for this prestigious accolade. The best woman won and the Taskmaster's decision is a fair one. To address the deficiency in my submisdion I promise to create a budget version at some point during the MLS in June: can't promise cakes from Vienna but I can decorate myself with Crosstown* donuts
* other donuts are available but are nowhere near as good as the vegan coconut and lime ones!
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Ohhhhhhhhh but you CAN get cakes from Vienna for the MLS! From Vienna Café (opposite the art gallery, just off St Peter's Square ) |
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"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mr) - 1 point
I fail to see how a swimming pool bigger than the garden it's in is satisfying. "
Got all excited then. But then I remembered it’s Q.I where you need low points.
The mr |
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"A completed puzzle"
Sorry Franimal but the show has ended. A completed puzzle is exceedingly satisfying and would've scored well had it been in time. Joe and I enjoyed doing it so I'm sure there will be future tasks to join in with.
J |
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"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."
Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things! "
Aww, thank you!
And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.
Wrong |
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"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."
Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things!
Aww, thank you!
And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.
Wrong "
Well done!
*imagines Prey on the stage in a sparkly tiara picking up and trying out different satisfying things* |
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"Well done!
*imagines Prey on the stage in a sparkly tiara picking up and trying out different satisfying things*"
It's so sparkly. There's a definite risk of me continuing to wear it when I go into office tomorrow
Do I have to take the ones even though they're not satisfying? I don't think I have the room for a 10ft pool. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable (Mr) - 1 point
I fail to see how a swimming pool bigger than the garden it's in is satisfying.
Got all excited then. But then I remembered it’s Q.I where you need low points.
The mr "
Sorry Mr, maybe next time you'll smash it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So our winner is Prey to the fairies for providing ongoing satisfaction rather than a fleeting one-off experience. Also deserves to win purely for the phrase "Leaving balls so empty they echo."
Please make your way to the stage to collect your satisfying things!
Aww, thank you!
And there was me thinking I was going to be an adult today and not wear my tiara in public.
Wrong "
Congrats! You wear that tiara proudly and answer truthfully to everyone asking why you're wearing it |
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