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Question for the singletons
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just accept that there will be a rather odd looking sunburn patch from the bit you can't reach yourself.
It'll be like a signal to everyone who sees you that you are single AF!
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Look for another singleton who is sitting somewhere with a little space behind them and who looks like their back is not sufficiently protected from the harmful sun.
Pour the majority of the bottle down your back, then back up and rub into the chosen fellow singleton, smush in and shoulder shimmy until all needed places feel sufficiently covered.
Await thanks for helping a fellow singleton also not get sunburn on their back. |
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It’s well easy to do your own back. Well I can and depends on how flexible you are. I’m not talking about sun lotion as I don’t need it on my back as I’m dark but just lotion in general. Been to many countries on my own and it’s fun laying in the sun. |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is
How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"
factor 50 i hope you won't be used to the sun in oldham  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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Just get a spray and leave it to soak in a little - the oil ones won't be obvious on skin like smearing cream. But they will ruin white clothes m so don't wear white unless you've showered it off  |
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"Im thinking of having a summer holiday on my own for the 1st time in my life...so the question is
How do you apply sun lotion to your back?"
Buy a little roller brush from B&Q and spray it with oil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get nice old ladies to do it for me when I go away alone. They take pity on the pale as new milk redhead because I’m clearly at risk of combusting in the sun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get nice old ladies to do it for me when I go away alone. They take pity on the pale as new milk redhead because I’m clearly at risk of combusting in the sun "
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