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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nobody to do!!! 
I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.
Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers  
Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.
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"Nobody to do!!!
I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.
Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers
Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.
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All this week I’ve had a disgusting terminal cold. I’ve been miserable, coughy, sneezy and awake at weird times in the night. But I didn’t feel guilty for annoying my better half. Imagine how hard I had to look for that silver lining!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody to do!!!
I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.
Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers
Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.
All this week I’ve had a disgusting terminal cold. I’ve been miserable, coughy, sneezy and awake at weird times in the night. But I didn’t feel guilty for annoying my better half. Imagine how hard I had to look for that silver lining!!! "
And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody to do!!!
I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.
Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers
Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.
All this week I’ve had a disgusting terminal cold. I’ve been miserable, coughy, sneezy and awake at weird times in the night. But I didn’t feel guilty for annoying my better half. Imagine how hard I had to look for that silver lining!!!
And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone. "
Also as a single male on fab you have an incredibly low chance of catching an STD  |
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"Nobody to do!!!
I might start a blog, the ups and downs of a single.
Today I’m going with the benefits! I save on the energy bills, I have a lot of cold showers
Should anyone else like to list their small wins as a single.
All this week I’ve had a disgusting terminal cold. I’ve been miserable, coughy, sneezy and awake at weird times in the night. But I didn’t feel guilty for annoying my better half. Imagine how hard I had to look for that silver lining!!!
And that’s another, I’ve less chance of catching germs off someone. "
Good point!!! Or having to put up with their whinging haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie! 
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario. "
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then "
I take umbrage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."
What a way to bring the vibe down. Not invited to my birthday parties. …
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...
I can utilise both sides of my bed ...
And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can "
Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Small wins?
Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.
Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking 
 is that a euphemism "
Yeah baby  |
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"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...
I can utilise both sides of my bed ...
And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can
Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie."
You bloody would as well |
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"Small wins?
Been here... where there are people... for almost 2 hours. Havent killed any.
Plus this awesome dude I know said my stall is good looking
is that a euphemism "
I think we can all agree that it is |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Definitely watching what I want when I went ...
I can utilise both sides of my bed ...
And if I want to eat a Bacon Sarnie at 11pm without being whinged at , I can
Note to self... message Moose and moan at him at 11pm re: bacon sarnie.
You bloody would as well "
I've set an alarm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."
But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry
(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage "
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter? |
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.
But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry
(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara )"
And leave the door open? I know that closing the door makes for better acoustics for the plop but an open door is more freeing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.
But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry
(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara )"
You forgot to mention you can leave door open whilst "plopping" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter? "
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt. |
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.
But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry
(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara )"
Hahahaha!!! That’s the only reason I like it - it’s incredibly juvenile but funny af!!
I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing you’re thinking of me when you go plop plop….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night."
People on this site seeking fab holiday where the rain stays mainly on the plane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt. "
I have nothing!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can star fish in bed.
I don't need to be restricted
Damn. I better cancel those leather restraints then "
Restraints and restrictions are very different things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.
I have nothing!! "
[smug face] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.
I have nothing!!
[smug face]"
I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on |
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. "
Sometimes I don't want to have sex. Or I just want to play alone. Less mess and no stubble rash somewhere sensitive.
"Someone to go holiday with. "
You could go with a company like Solos Holidays. Or organise a group of Fab friends to go with.
"You don’t have to cook every night."
I don't - that's what takewaways are for sweetie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.
I have nothing!!
[smug face]
I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on "
How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level. |
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap.
Sometimes I don't want to have sex. Or I just want to play alone. Less mess and no stubble rash somewhere sensitive.
Someone to go holiday with.
You could go with a company like Solos Holidays. Or organise a group of Fab friends to go with.
You don’t have to cook every night.
I don't - that's what takewaways are for sweetie. "
All excellent points and I can’t argue with your logic! Carry on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.
I have nothing!!
[smug face]
I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on
How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level. "
My base level is way lower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be hairy
Said the wookie to the rug muncher
Wookie?! Wookie!
He was more into going Solo
She. I'm the Wookie in this (insane) scenario.
Explains why he/she was called Chewie then
I take umbrage
What? The old biddie in Harry Potter?
That's PROFESSOR Umbrage. Melt.
I have nothing!!
[smug face]
I know that look.... Is it the one you pull just before you get spaffed on
How very dare you. Bringing it down to your base level.
My base level is way lower "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of focus on the positives of being single above. But what about the negatives, like sex on tap. Someone to go holiday with. You don’t have to cook every night.
But you can Plop in peace. You brought this on yourself, I’m not even sorry
(I will stop writing plop now, because every time I do, I dissolve into cry laughing and it ruins my mascara )"
That is a good one though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have more money.
I don't have to share my bed.
I can put the red light on.
I can do what I want.
I don't feel lesser than someone else.
I can fuck off out when I feel like it.
I can go to all the places I like and eat what I like to.
And I can go to bed when I want to.
I can give myself an orgasm when I want to.
I don't have to worry about pissing someone off.
I've got my fun side back and my sense of humour and I'm a lot happier.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have more money.
I don't have to share my bed.
I can put the red light on.
I can do what I want.
I don't feel lesser than someone else.
I can fuck off out when I feel like it.
I can go to all the places I like and eat what I like to.
And I can go to bed when I want to.
I can give myself an orgasm when I want to.
I don't have to worry about pissing someone off.
I've got my fun side back and my sense of humour and I'm a lot happier.
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