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Friday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™ on the Nocturnal Sexpress - Part IV
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To the tune of National Express by the Divine Comedy...
Take the Nocturnal Sexpress
When you're nude or you're dressed
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the straight to the queer
Stop and chat a while
On the Nocturnal Sexpress there's a jolly hostess
She's complimentary
She'll provide you with drinks and with fabs and with winks
Wearing lingerie
And everybody sings Fab-ba-ba-da Ba-da-ba-da..
We're going where we're all sexy
Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours 
Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.
The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.
For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tequila, glasses, funnel and a bib
Who is ready
Tequila? You need a rubber chicken or it's no fun.  "
Noted and of course it ain't a party without a rubber chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In
Well I can’t leave you here all alone, who knows what might happen to you?!
You don't get it,do you? She's not in here with you lot, you're in here with her!  "
Abso fucking lutely dahling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have tequila, glasses, funnel and a bib
Who is ready
Where’s the dentist chair?
Just lie on the floor
I’m not sure whether I’m looking up or just holding on"
By now - holding on |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?"
So we can either find some company or companionship, find a hook up or find a way to keep the darkness away through the company of others who won’t judge us because they don’t know us? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?"
That's where I'm struggling I'm a bit devoid of inspiration |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?"
Or shoes??  |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes?? "
Ooh I love shoes, good shout |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes?? "
Oooh shoes!
No, I best sleep. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I will take my leave now, though. Be good boys. Watch out, I've seen Jennie leave a grown man screaming.
 "
And the view has just improved already!
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Night hun. Luvs ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes?? "
Shoes are good |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I think I will take my leave now, though. Be good boys. Watch out, I've seen Jennie leave a grown man screaming.
And the view has just improved already!
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Night hun. Luvs ya"
*mwah* sleep tight hunnibun.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good "
I like the ones that come in pairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs"
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion "
Clearly a man of taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste"
Well I have a style, but I know what I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi do can't sleep like the rest of us "
Ought to but still wide awake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like "
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular"
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters |
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive "
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!)"
I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage.  |
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage. "
Oh I didn’t know you were involved as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? "
I flirt with everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage. "
Oh the carnage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive "
And still have room for a croissant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!)"
Sourdough toast? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters "
Thigh high? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?"
If the occasion calls for it but as a rule below the knee |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?"
Sexy boot's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?
If the occasion calls for it but as a rule below the knee"
My wardrobe lacks a pair of those
Must do better, Jennie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's "
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage.
Oh I didn’t know you were involved as well!"
We are planning our own A team meets Suicide Squad style TV series |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling"
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage.
Oh I didn’t know you were involved as well!
We are planning our own A team meets Suicide Squad style TV series"
Jennie is the hot focus I am the incorrigible side chick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy"
Not had many complaints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?
If the occasion calls for it but as a rule below the knee
My wardrobe lacks a pair of those
Must do better, Jennie"
Well thats a shame, you couldve modelled them for me (sorry us) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage.
Oh I didn’t know you were involved as well!
We are planning our own A team meets Suicide Squad style TV series Jennie is the hot focus I am the incorrigible side chick. "
You are hot AF |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy
Not had many complaints"
I’ve got one, they’re not pointing at my ceiling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy
Not had many complaints
I’ve got one, they’re not pointing at my ceiling!"
Smooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goodnight boys.
Xx
Oi!
Stop floozing night Jennie x
Nope ....Still here x
Why hello there …
Oh, hi
Are you flirting there Jennie?? she will eat you alive
Nah I’ll have Jennie on toast
(Obvs she will but maybe that’s what I want!) I am still waiting for the lovely Jennie an I to go on our rampage.
Oh I didn’t know you were involved as well!
We are planning our own A team meets Suicide Squad style TV series Jennie is the hot focus I am the incorrigible side chick.
You are hot AF"
my t shirt says it |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy
Not had many complaints
I’ve got one, they’re not pointing at my ceiling!
Smooth"
Why thank you. Complaints should be addressed in person at No 1 Nursery Ave, Bexleyheath.!! |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy
Not had many complaints
I’ve got one, they’re not pointing at my ceiling!
Smooth
Why thank you. Complaints should be addressed in person at No 1 Nursery Ave, Bexleyheath.!!"
Really? |
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The spotlight of the moon is still high in the sky and lighting the way ahead as we traverse along the Danube on wide gauge.
Everyone is asleep, the host is purring away peacefully in her cabin, safe in the knowledge that she did us extremely proud.
I shall walk and meander through the carriage corridors collecting spent bottles and empty glasses and clearing up all evidence left behind from last night's libidinous libations. |
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"So.
Why the hell are we all still awake?
I'm not really sure, I was enjoying the chat here but it's died off a bit now lol
What shall we chat about?
Existentialism? Or the football?
Or shoes??
Shoes are good
I like the ones that come in pairs
They are the absolute best ones in my opinion
Clearly a man of taste
Well I have a style, but I know what I like
I think a nice classic strappy sandal with a slender heel is always popular
See more of boots man myself but whatever you feel comfortable in is all that matters
Thigh high?Sexy boot's
Rubbish ho walk in, great for pointing at the ceiling
If your toes are pinging at the ceiling I’ll bet someone is happy
Not had many complaints
I’ve got one, they’re not pointing at my ceiling!
Smooth
Why thank you. Complaints should be addressed in person at No 1 Nursery Ave, Bexleyheath.!!"
I used to walk nursery avenue to go late night Thursday shopping in Bexleyheath mall!! |
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