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Friday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™ on the Nocturnal Sexpress
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Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, an opulent overnight sleeper service. The cocktail lounge decor is eclectic and stylish. The walls are decorated with glossy lacquer in shades echoing nature, and the sconces project a soft, deep light. It’s an idyllic setting for drinks or dinner and in the corner a chanteuse evokes the golden age of swing with her sultry vocals.
The prestigious suites are the epitome of luxury complete with some well-deserved extra attention and traditional room service. Do take advantage of our turn down and turn on service.
For those who wish to sing and dance there is also a Studio 54 inspired disco carriage complete with Disney karaoke pods.
We hope you enjoy the ride... | |||
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"1st "3rd by my count, but a bronze is better than a kick in the nuts | |||
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Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun? "Can I have that for afters | |||
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"1st "Sadly you were pipped to the post. But don’t worry LeedFitGuy, a gentleman never comes first. | |||
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3rd by my count, but a bronze is better than a kick in the nuts "Hello Lizzibeth. Welcome to the Nocturnal, lovely to have you aboard. How has your day been? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke "Oh yes! What are we singing first? | |||
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"1st "Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard? | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight "Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink? | |||
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Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first? "Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go | |||
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Hello beautiful, welcome aboard. Care for a cinnamon bun?
Can I have that for afters "But of course!  | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink? "I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go "I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead  | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?" Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle? | |||
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"1st
Oh darn it Cede beat me but very to be close behind her . Greetings to you Julie and very happy to board the sexpress which is running bang on time. Do I get 30% off with my Fab railcard?"Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be 
Let me just swipe your card... | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead "But such a fabulous dickhead  | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting "Hey cowboy! Missed you | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour? | |||
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"Not quite sure what's going on but hi "Hi sexy stockings, welcome to the Nocturnal! We chat nonsense until the early hours and as it's my first time hosting I came up with my own special train-based theme | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go "I hope you can hit those high notes better than me | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead "Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone "Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Oh LB, I'm so pleased you could make it. Are you allowed to tell us the destination of your mystery tour? "I don’t know yet
Honestly they just take us somewhere fun
Me and my sexy bestie are going to paint the town… or city red
Ps. Wouldn’t miss it for the world. You are a natural xx | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X" Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night?" May I take the second glass. Please? | |||
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"Evening perverts " Good evening Wonko, thanks for dropping in. What would you like to drink? | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card... "Do you take American Sexpress..? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I hope you can hit those high notes better than me "We'll gloss past them  | |||
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"What an introduction! And a tune!! Happy Nocturnal delights to you all. Xx " Hi MsWyld, I'm so pleased you could make it. And I'm glad people are enjoying the intro. I got a bit giddy when I was writing it | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you "Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night? Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive "Oh, you really are the most inclusive transport of delight. | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting
Hey cowboy! Missed you "and I you lb xo | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel ." We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night? May I take the second glass. Please?" How lovely to see you...and of course! | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around " - they may flounder but we will help them along | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station "I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half. | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you? | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello OP! I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now " Hi, how was your birthday? | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink? "We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free | |||
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"https://youtu.be/KQfUkeRMqLI "hungry like the wolf" hindley street country club cover Duran Duran, howdy y'all, j&b you might think of giving hints when your hosting
Howdy to my favourite cowboy. Were my shameless hints too subtle? "just giving you a hard time, I've never been on a train,heard of someone pulling one | |||
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I'm just here to say hi and wish you fun on your nocturnaling tonight
Goodnight as a splendiferous playlist and sleep beckons  | |||
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"First!" Of course you are Mr Sprout! First class that is! Would you care for a drink? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead "Agreed | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?
I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime "A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin. | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along "I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel . We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. " My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold . | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx" Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station  | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Agreed " you two make me all fuzzy in the nethers | |||
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"I'm here for yooooooou OP... you leggy delight
Thank you so much! Lovely to have you aboard my saucy sleeper service Can I get you a drink?
I was kinda hoping the hottie over there with the champagne might offer to give me one
But I'll take a glass of water in the meantime
A third glass is sliding its way to you as we speak, gorgeous! Be careful of the froth dripping down your chin."I've always been a nightmare for that. Covered in the stuff | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around "What a tune. I'll join you for that one | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?
Hello, you shining little star! It's been forever. How are you?"I’m really good thank you darling. Really good. How is your sexy self? And yes. It’s been WAY too long | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..? "Of course | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one "Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums | |||
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"Oh OP, I've always had a romantic hankering for taking a trip on the sleeper! I'm the mysterious dame in the seamed stockings and fabulous hat who definitely isn't what she seems. May I step aboard? Mrs TMN x" You certainly can Mrs TMN, you look fabulous. I believe the gent by the bar has inherited a fortune... | |||
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"Happy Friday peoples" Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station "Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again | |||
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Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms.  ³. | |||
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" .•°°"Hello beautiful duck, how are you today? | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station
Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "You little minx
Hey girlfriend | |||
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"Hello peeps Hello OP! I don't know why but half way reading your intro i got the songs Oh it's a jolly holiday with 5 Julie... And the tune from S Express. I got the hots for you boom da da ... Both stuck in my head now " Hi SS, welcome aboard! Those are both great songs and after all I am practically perfect in every way | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums "Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands. | |||
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"Happy Friday peoples Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? " Oh yes please, are there any specialities to try? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream "Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light | |||
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"I have that whole gorgeous intro resounding in my head in the lovely baritone of Mr Neil Hannon... What a perfect way to begin an evening! May I slip into one of the bar stools and order a methuselah of the Sexpress's finest Champagne? And two glasses, in case it is my lucky night? Welcome aboard gorgeous Ele, of course you may. Our service is all-inclusive
Oh, you really are the most inclusive transport of delight."We aim to please | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."You’re going to sit on my face? In | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course "They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light "Well... that's because it's Shiny | |||
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"Going to pop in and say a good evening to you all, enjoy the party, you are in wonderful hands, love to stay but I'm up early for swimming lessons, going to watch Joe lycett and head up to bed. X Hi Lovecats, thank you so much for dropping in to say hi. I think it's going to be a fantastic party so get yourself a quick drink from the bar before getting off at the next station
I will have 2 pints of leffe before I head up and take one for yourself and your other half. "Very kind of you! Hope you sleep well | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "Be careful what you wish for darling | |||
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"Hi gorgeous. I made it
Kisses to you darling OP and for everyone
Hey there You have made my Friday. So good to see you
Aww hey gorgeous. So nice to see you here too. Shall we grab a comfy and something to drink?
We should upgrade to first class where the drinks are free "All the drinks are free on board tonight. Please just ask at the bar. | |||
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"Well don't mine if do . seeing its debue I'd like a seat by window I'll have a soft drink from hostess trolley thanks anything good to watch on TV screen as we travel . We have a full range of soft drinks, just make sure you don't have a cheeky eyeful as I bend to get a drink from the trolley. I'll leave the remote control with you. My dear it would be rude to not take a sneak a cheeky eyeful as your a joy to behold . " No pinching! | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
You’re going to sit on my face? In "How does it go? If she dies, she dies | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny "
Let's hope it can Go the Distance | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad "I thought you might like to be holding something else | |||
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"I'm here "Hello Curve Your Enthusiasm, welcome aboard my luxury train. I'm running a little behind with the greetings as I wasn't expecting so many on board. It's lucky we've got extra carriages! | |||
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" They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?
Be careful what you wish for darling "Well I'm hoping for something more than a Brief Encounter... | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
You’re going to sit on my face? In
How does it go?
If she dies, she dies "I will just be in heaven darling | |||
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"Hey y’all I’m winging my way back xx Misty! Wonderful to have you on board. We were just pulling out... ... of the station
Not having that!!!! Pull back in !!! And out again "Choo-choo! Here we gooooo! | |||
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"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.
Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³. "I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands."And I'm definitely joining in with this | |||
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"Just passing through and popped in to say helloooooo. Mine's a G & T . "Hi Lizzy, thank you so much for dropping in. Lovely to see you here in the Nocturnal Can I get you a drink? | |||
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"Just passing through and popped in to say helloooooo. Mine's a G & T .
Hi Lizzy, thank you so much for dropping in. Lovely to see you here in the Nocturnal Can I get you a drink? "A G&T it is. With pink peppercorns because we're spicy here. | |||
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"Happy Friday peoples Happy Friday Muchas G, welcome aboard. Would you like a drink? Oh yes please, are there any specialities to try?" I think a Sexpresso Martini would be delightful. Let's both have one! Cheers | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance "We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so | |||
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too." I'll drink from your bottle sir | |||
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"Did someone say ride ? "They certainly did, are we going straight to a suite or would you like a drink first? | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..? "Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive | |||
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too. I'll drink from your bottle sir "You will need both hands to raise it to your lips. It is rather heavy. | |||
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"Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played. " Magneto, welcome aboard! I'm glad you liked the intro - I had a lot of fun making it up. Can I get you a drink? | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves "Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?
Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive "Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank | |||
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too. Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many "You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests. | |||
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"Enjoy your weekend everyone!! "Hi Blu, welcome aboard. How has your day been? | |||
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Hello beautiful duck, how are you today? "Good evening, I'm trying my best to be patient but it's not going well. .•°° | |||
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"I'm here!" Davina, you look fabulous! I'm sure there will be some innocent soul for you to seduce in the cocktail lounge | |||
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too. I'll drink from your bottle sir
You will need both hands to raise it to your lips. It is rather heavy."Maybe I should lower my lips to it instead. That might be more efficient | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad
I thought you might like to be holding something else "You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing
But you are very right | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so " I'm loving your work ladies! | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm "I shall get comfy then | |||
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"https://youtu.be/LjG7-5kbevo "ladies night" Kool and the gang, which way we headed? " We're heading to Pleasure Town Bill and it's going to be a wild ride! | |||
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"Gosh! Everything's busy tonight! The my mate fancies you thread was cooking. Now this one's really busy too. I hope you're enjoying yourself J "I'm loving it and I think I'm catching up. If I've missed anyone please holler! | |||
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"Enjoy your weekend everyone!!
Hi Blu, welcome aboard. How has your day been? "Long it's 90 f out I just relaxing in shorts missing the cold ATM. | |||
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"Evening everyone " Good evening James, welcome to the Nocturnal! It's particularly busy tonight so please bear with the slightly slow service. The bar staff are happy to help though - what would you like to drink? | |||
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" Close behind Cede is the *perfect* place to be
Let me just swipe your card...
Do you take American Sexpress..?
Of course
They'll go towards my air miles.. Is this one of those Pullaman trains..?
Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive
Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank "Well played sir. *doffs cap* | |||
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too. Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many
You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests."It is rather wonderful. And soon we'll be heading into a long, dark tunnel | |||
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" .•°°
Hello beautiful duck, how are you today?
Good evening, I'm trying my best to be patient but it's not going well..•°°"That sounds frustrating. Shoulder rubs and a sympathetic ear is available here with me | |||
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Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.
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I'm so glad you made it Nero What a glorious word picture you paint. I will join you for a Sauternes, if you don't mind "• Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro. | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
What a tune. I'll join you for that one
Can you and posh warn me before it comes on please and thank you. So I can remove my eardrums
Nope... I'm going to sit on you and Cede will hold your hands.
Oh I'm supposed to holding her hands....my bad
I thought you might like to be holding something else
You distracted me from what I was supposed to be doing
But you are very right "I'm not so busy hosting that I can't lend you ladies a hand... Or mouth | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then "On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye? | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies! "I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please | |||
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"Good evening, friends. I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works. Dammit. But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all? " That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar. | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
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"I love the slumb'rous thunder of the wheels as we hurtle towards the City of Light. Is anyome ready for more Champagne? The jamon iberico de bellota is a lustrous beauty, too. Yes please, it's thirsty work looking after so many
You are doing the most marvellous job. Please do allow me to top you up as we sit back and admire the beautiful fittings and delicious guests.
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"Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well "Booty! Thank you for dropping into the Nocturnal so nice to see you here. Please get a drink from the bar and make yourself comfy. | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies!
I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please "Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely! | |||
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"I'm here! Davina, you look fabulous! I'm sure there will be some innocent soul for you to seduce in the cocktail lounge "Huzzah! I shall slink off to find someone suitable. | |||
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"Hello beautiful! I've just seen your question on a different thread. We're not far from York, visiting my sister and her family. Very much out in the sticks. I'm in bed now, Mr is staying up chatting away. I need my beauty sleep
F"You are already beautiful and need no such thing Have a lovely break in York and I 'll take good care of Mr for you... | |||
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" Pullaman, pullawoman, pullatv, it's fully inclusive
Getting steamy in here...I'll need to pullover for a Thomas Tank
Well played sir. *doffs cap*"I'm blushing . As others said the take on National Express in your OP is brilliant. Double cap doff for you | |||
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"What’s everyone up too? X" I think there's an awful lot of flirting going on. There must be something in the air. | |||
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"Good evening, friends. I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works. Dammit. But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all? That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar. "Thank you, as ever, for the wondrous welcome. I have a lovely wine as we speak. Are you well hydrated? x | |||
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"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.
Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.
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"The women of the fora may well be ensconced in the railway's Pullman Service but I am snug-worthy in the Pull-Women Cervix aboard this evening's Nocturnal sExpress. The chilled Sauternes is flowing, the mood-lighting is glowing and the undulations of the carriage are in sync to my hip-gyrations.
Gøød ëvëning Julie! How is your inaugural Nocturnal Thread? I see that we have our trusted cohorts of Nøcturnalites this evening, suitably attired of course and drinking Orange Blossoms. ³.
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" I'm loving your work ladies!
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"Love the divine comedy. Made me laugh. Well played. Magneto, welcome aboard! I'm glad you liked the intro - I had a lot of fun making it up. Can I get you a drink? " Lactose free white Russian please. Yes I'm fussy. | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
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Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes "I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap* | |||
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" Join me, combine with me and imbibe with me with the proviso that your knee-high boots remain on but your inhibitions stay off ...until we reach Montenegro. Don’t mind if I do. You'll have to hold onto me though - these boots are tricky to walk in "The boots are now back in my head.... And this thread is headed into the sidings very soon... | |||
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"Bring on the Disney Kareoke
Oh yes! What are we singing first?
Well I think as an ode to Posh it has to be Let It Go
I'm sorry... I'm such a dickhead
But such a fabulous dickhead
Oh sweetie. These Poor Unfortunate Souls won't know what's hit them with us around
- they may flounder but we will help them along
I'm not sure this one has legs... but If You Can Dream
Well even with the Surface Pressure, I See The Light
Well... that's because it's Shiny
Let's hope it can Go the Distance
We're All in this Together... we shall help it do so
I'm loving your work ladies!
I just want to be Part of Your World both of you! Now! Pretty please
Well now... that's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious my darling. Absolutely!"You win - I can't beat that | |||
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"Good evening, friends. I’m gently glowing from a comedy show, boldly buzzing from some wine and rather raging that I can’t find a third alliterative phrase that works. Dammit. But it is Friday so I shall let it pass. How are we all? That sounds like such a fun evening Ruby! Welcome aboard the Nocturnal Sexpress, please get yourself a drink from the bar.
Thank you, as ever, for the wondrous welcome.
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"Hello all you sexy nocturnal people! Hope you are all well
Booty! Thank you for dropping into the Nocturnal so nice to see you here. Please get a drink from the bar and make yourself comfy. "Oh lovely! I would love a refreshing drink and oh! So many comfy places to sit….. | |||
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"Ok managed to sneak on without being kicked off
It's chilly this evening may I have a hot whiskey ,hold the cloves
Once you're on, you're on for the whole ride welcome on board SeducingEm
I shall get comfy then
On my lap? Or has another of our glamorous passengers caught your eye?
Is that an invitation? If so the answer is yes
I'm glad you caught that. *pats lap* "*Jumps on purring like a kitten* | |||
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"First time visitor - can you be gentle with me x" Gentle. Rough. However you like it. Welcome aboard the Nocturnal. Thanks for popping in - it's particularly busy tonight | |||
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