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Is this Mrs I’m talking to?
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Of course it is, I’m tapping this out with my freshly manicured French tipped nails one handed whilst casually running a finger over my the super thin material of my white blouse covered nipples with the other.
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over a year ago
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables 
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl  "
Didn’t fancy the pineapple then? |
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over a year ago
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl "
If it really is Mrs then : -
You should be frothing at tue minge because I messaged you
Ready to meet me in 10 mins
Appreciate the dick pic
Not reject me
Meet alone
I’m in your area so you must want me
Do all the above apply?
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl
Didn’t fancy the pineapple then?"
Nah, Pineapples are just for social media these days. |
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl
If it really is Mrs then : -
You should be frothing at tue minge because I messaged you
Ready to meet me in 10 mins
Appreciate the dick pic
Not reject me
Meet alone
I’m in your area so you must want me
Do all the above apply?
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It’s like you can see into my soul, you’re so different.
Really refreshing to receive such a unique message.
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"Don't tell the Mr, okay Mrs? That's really important.
I've always fancied the Mrs more.
Don't really know the Mr, hardly spoken to him. "
It’s a good job he can’t see this as contrary to common belief he does actually have feelings. |
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"It's always the Mrs... But then they always 'nip out to the shops' as soon as we ask them to prove it.
It's crazy how these things work! "
She’s actually just nipped out to volunteer at our local church jamboree
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"I only wanna talk to & meet your Mrs
instablock "
You can’t really blame people though… if your mr is anything like the one here he’s probably still sat in bed covered in crumbs demanding another brew before he’ll get up! |
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"I bet you look good in your stockings OP
Dancing to electro pop like a house wife from 1984"
Please send me the video 
Then I can caress my own quimaculate lady garden with my beautifully manicured ladylike fingers |
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"Of course it is, I’m tapping this out with my freshly manicured French tipped nails one handed whilst casually running a finger over my the super thin material of my white blouse covered nipples with the other.
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Well if it’s not, the manicured nails on skimpy white blouse wouldn’t have quite the same impact with your other half doing it |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hi. It's me again.
Can you please tell the Mr I love him lots and there's not many people I'd send photos to and he means the world to me?
I'm really hoping this makes him smile and also make this face
Thank you. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"That's a shame, I was hoping it was the Mr, bashing one out while we chatted about the weather.
They do say it’ll be nice tomorrow with lots of sunshine arggggghhhhh (aubergine)"
Nice try, Mrs, but he's more like (marrow). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl "
Mmmm I'm fingering my moist vagina and thinking of your carrot. My massive breasts are covered in baby oil waiting to be pressed against your massive breasts. |
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"I bet you look good in your stockings OP
Dancing to electro pop like a house wife from 1984
Please send me the video
Then I can caress my own quimaculate lady garden with my beautifully manicured ladylike fingers "
Quimaculate |
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"Of course it is, I’m tapping this out with my freshly manicured French tipped nails one handed whilst casually running a finger over my the super thin material of my white blouse covered nipples with the other.
Well if it’s not, the manicured nails on skimpy white blouse wouldn’t have quite the same impact with your other half doing it "
Fancy a bum?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a common or garden vegetable in your unmentionables
I’m more exotic than that… a purple carrot kinda boy.
I mean girl
Didn’t fancy the pineapple then?
Nah, Pineapples are just for social media these days."
And an exotic fruit salad, but not pizza |
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"Hi. It's me again.
Can you please tell the Mr I love him lots and there's not many people I'd send photos to and he means the world to me?
I'm really hoping this makes him smile and also make this face
Thank you."
But not |
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Always makes me laugh when I say no thanks to guys, as I know C wouldn’t find them attractive and they come back with ‘bet she wouldn’t have said no’…erm, you’ve got a leaking cock as a profile pic or you look like Capt Caveman and you don’t fit any of our desires but you crack on
K
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Depending on my mood I never give my identity away. But most of the time I tell them that “ no she’s in the loft, giving the victims their daily bread allowance “. Nobody has ever replied.
But I have made a few guys cum on the assumption they’re talking to the mrs. Very disappointed after they find out they shot their load to a man. Egos have been bruised.
The mr |
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