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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!
So,
Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!
So,
Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on! "
Or alternatively start a thread that could occupy you for an hour or three....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Throw some water on the ceiling, make sure o causes a wet patch. Then do fuck all.
Send a text saying there is a water leak in the loft, but you will have fixed it by the time they are home.
Aaand relax |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.
Oh...
Erm...
Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's my first day off, F has gone to work and left a lengthy list of things to do!
So,
Do I sack it off and stay in bed or get my lazy arse out of bed and crack on? "
Get up, crack on, finish and be the hero when she returns |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.
Oh...
Erm...
Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now."
Erm or that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Throw some water on the ceiling, make sure o causes a wet patch. Then do fuck all.
Send a text saying there is a water leak in the loft, but you will have fixed it by the time they are home.
Aaand relax"
This idea I LOVE  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.
Oh...
Erm...
Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now."
 I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.
Oh...
Erm...
Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now.
I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right "
Should have got the kids to feed the dogs. Optimise your time, man! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Whatever you do, don't start a thread about it in the Lounge where she is likely to see it.
Oh...
Erm...
Doesn't matter what you do. You're a dead man now.
I made it out of bed and fed the kids and dogs, I'm allowed a break now right "
You were... did you have it? |
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