"A speculum and a torch for retrieving lost wedding rings 
....or watches. 
There was the woman this week who'd had an uncomfortable night and the hospital found a cockroach inside of her"
Definitely going to need a can of RAID then haha |
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Lollypop sticks & surgical tape.
But being serious, the Missus (an medical expert) suggests New Skin. It's a liquid which takes the place of plasters, and seals off areas against infection without causing any real loss of movement and has less chance of ruining the mood they way a honking-great plaster would.
Not recommended for trying to completely replace foreskin following circumcised... |
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"What items should a Sex Injury Care Kit contain? Perhaps we should all carry one for meets, just in case. "
sharp knife for cutting off cable ties, a condom minus holes, a lock pick for handcuff failure or loss of key, a gimp mask oh a plaster and a bottle of water  |
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Yikes. He could apply them himself 
