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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll start..... I haven't owned any underwear for over 20 years... commando is king!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can speak fluent dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My parents flipped a coin when I was born.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol"

Hope you told him all about being a single guy here

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

Hope you told him all about being a single guy here

I’ve shown him the site on my phone lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol"

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol"

Guys take note!! This is what you do to get women to message you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Newsflash..Gary Barlow has gone missing... surely someone has to know where he is

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol

Guys take note!! This is what you do to get women to message you. "

Haha if it was it hasn’t worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol"

Harry styles young?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol

Harry styles young? "

I’m not naming him lol

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I once danced the Can Can on stage with my arm round Buster Bloodvessel from Bad Manners!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I once danced the Can Can on stage with my arm round Buster Bloodvessel from Bad Manners!

Didn’t he die recently? Or have I got confused

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

"I'll start..... I haven't owned any underwear for over 20 years... commando is king!

Now tell us how often you wash (not change) your trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I really want it to be Gary Barlow

Well I’m not naming him but he is younger than Gary lol

Harry styles young?

I’m not naming him lol"

It must be Harry then

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

I (Just) spent a week with Chris Hemsworth.

Yes, he’s hot.

Yes, I would.

We made a video for someone I was playing with at the time.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got my first scar before I was done being born.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

I've touched the end of the rainbow.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm virtually blind without my glasses

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can speak fluent dog

*desperately tries to avoid making obvious joke…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol"

Ronan Keating.. dirty dog.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

Ronan Keating.. dirty dog."

Nah too old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf."

Saves you getting on your knees I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can speak fluent dog

*desperately tries to avoid making obvious joke…..

See I was gonna say cat but didn’t coz of all the pussy jokes

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf."

Where you in the snow white pantomime .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm virtually blind without my glasses

Love a dude in specs it’s my kryptonite x

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I can do 50 press ups in 35 seconds or could

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol"

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have walked on broken glass and fire.. as a fundraiser not to escape from an odd situation

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I am well known for my spray artwork in Bristol.....and other parts of the world....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pizza is my 2nd favourite thing too eat in bed!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I am well known for my spray artwork in Bristol.....and other parts of the world...."

Haha Wanksy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Know a few professional footballers clearly took the wrong path in life lol

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

I have had twin sisters suck my cock together.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

I have had twin sisters suck my cock together.

Twins playing? Isn’t that ilegal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a prosthetic knee cap.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I don't like whisky, it's disgusting stuff.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol"

I can beat this, I was seeing someone for years who had a no.1 hit in the uk and a reasonably successful career doing bits and bobs afterwards on TV. No one will ever guess, it’s quite silly but one other person here knows who.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

Yep that beats me

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By *laytime78Man over a year ago

Oldham

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol"

My ex was Hypermobile and would often have dislocations during her sleep.

Mornings spent putting her back togther were very frequent!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can speak fluent dog

*desperately tries to avoid making obvious joke…..

See I was gonna say cat but didn’t coz of all the pussy jokes

You can always rely on one idiot to pipe up!

I mean, erm, oh don’t worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm exactly how the same on here as I am in everyday life, people just think I'm being sarcastic

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’m totally in love with Rick Astley

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I have had twin sisters suck my cock together.

Twins playing? Isn’t that ilegal?"

Only if they play with each other.....allegedly

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By *unfunfun xMan over a year ago

LONDON

Ive been friends for over 11yrs with a ex tv presenter from early 90s and she hasn't aged a day.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I was once stung several times by a scorpion on my leg

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never had a childhood illness. My great granddad had 23 children by 2 wives

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One of my great great grandads was a Jack the Ripper suspect.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a competition skateboarder back in the late 70s early 80s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 10 siblings.

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By *4bimMan over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I shook hands with Muhammad Ali.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can whistle any tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As as Mad as Hatter

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I was in the presence of a poltergeist as a child

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

I have a black 3rd Dan in one martial art and current brown belt in another

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By * F 2018Couple over a year ago

shropshire

I want to go in a chinook.....

One flew over today

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

quasimodo was related to me,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

My ex was Hypermobile and would often have dislocations during her sleep.

Mornings spent putting her back togther were very frequent!"

Yeah that’s me but Pilates has honestly saved my life lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself"

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now"

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol"

I have to tell you. When I first saw your photo here, I thought it was a bent leg with the foot amputated.....better get to specsavers

sorry x

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"I have walked on broken glass and fire.. as a fundraiser not to escape from an odd situation "

Me too.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I have to tell you. When I first saw your photo here, I thought it was a bent leg with the foot amputated.....better get to specsavers

sorry x"

Hahahaha yeah it is, I just pretend it’s my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I jumped out of perfectly good aircrafts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shook hands with Muhammad Ali."

I met Evander Hollyfield in my local Spar

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I wrote for, and was in Bizzare magazine.

I can fire eat

Was a house mistress at several London fetish clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I have to tell you. When I first saw your photo here, I thought it was a bent leg with the foot amputated.....better get to specsavers

sorry x

Hahahaha yeah it is, I just pretend it’s my cock

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I’m friends with someone who has a very successful solo career in music but who used to be in an equally famous boy band. Who is fully aware of Fab and told me he wishes he could join lol

I have to tell you. When I first saw your photo here, I thought it was a bent leg with the foot amputated.....better get to specsavers

sorry x

Hahahaha yeah it is, I just pretend it’s my cock

Does it look that bad?!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night"

Same I’d roll over in my sleep and wake up with it out x Hubby saw my knee out really early on in our relationship and didn’t run for the hills thank god x

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night

Same I’d roll over in my sleep and wake up with it out x Hubby saw my knee out really early on in our relationship and didn’t run for the hills thank god x"

I guess he has to be gentle with you sexually then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got married at 16 and wouldn't recommend it

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf."

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I got married at 16 and wouldn't recommend it "

How long for?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc "

I think it’s cute

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute"

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got married at 16 and wouldn't recommend it

How long for?"

Amazingly managed 9 years

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"I got married at 16 and wouldn't recommend it

How long for?

Amazingly managed 9 years "

Was it legal lol

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)"

You live in Croydon though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like Lego Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm left handed

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By *hortyscotWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm left handed "

Me too! I have synesthesia

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I met Ian McKellen and didn't realize who he was. He must have found it strange not being mob handed able to enjoy himself shopping like everyone else

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)

You live in Croydon though

Sure small enough to be able to shimmy through tight spaces not designed for normal-well proportioned humans to go. Here it's an excellent attribute to have.

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By *essicagraceWoman over a year ago

birmingham

I've got a false tooth due to a skateboard accident when I was 11!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)

You live in Croydon though

Sure small enough to be able to shimmy through tight spaces not designed for normal-well proportioned humans to go. Here it's an excellent attribute to have. "

Haha I feel like I wanna come and rescue you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm left handed

Me too! I have synesthesia

I also have synesthesia. I see colours when I listen to music.

MrWho.

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)

You live in Croydon though

Sure small enough to be able to shimmy through tight spaces not designed for normal-well proportioned humans to go. Here it's an excellent attribute to have.

Haha I feel like I wanna come and rescue you

Hey now, I'm the one living in Croydon after all. If anyone is capable of a rescue I reckon it's me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night

Same I’d roll over in my sleep and wake up with it out x Hubby saw my knee out really early on in our relationship and didn’t run for the hills thank god x

I guess he has to be gentle with you sexually then lol"

I guess but I know my own limits x what my body can do x I’m actually super flexible x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I've got a false tooth due to a skateboard accident when I was 11! "

I’ve also got a false tooth but it’s the front tooth when I knocked it out when I was 13. I want to get an implant but they’re so expensive. I have a bridge atm

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

It’s not true that trumpet players can breathe through their ears, it just seems like we can - the rest is true about trumpet players

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"Technically I qualify to be a dwarf.

I think it's 4'11. I've checked because I get a lot of stick about my height at work, people using my head as an arm rest etc

I think it’s cute

Ahh no rechecked 4"10.... nope I'm way above that, a lofty 5"1(and a half)

You live in Croydon though

Sure small enough to be able to shimmy through tight spaces not designed for normal-well proportioned humans to go. Here it's an excellent attribute to have.

Haha I feel like I wanna come and rescue you

Hey now, I'm the one living in Croydon after all. If anyone is capable of a rescue I reckon it's me

You mean I can’t come and get you, put you over my shoulders and run off with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a Van and a Car

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

People have paid me to sing for them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can properly DJ - like, beat match without relying on the grids. Won't mean anything to most folk, but it's a cool fact if you're into music lol

Mrs

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Let me know if you need some subtle flugel in the background xx

"People have paid me to sing for them "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

" I've got a false tooth due to a skateboard accident when I was 11!

I’ve also got a false tooth but it’s the front tooth when I knocked it out when I was 13. I want to get an implant but they’re so expensive. I have a bridge atm "
I've also lost a front tooth but I pulled it out myself. I've also got a couple of back teeth I've pulled out myself

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Let me know if you need some subtle flugel in the background xx

People have paid me to sing for them

That could be fun

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Let me know if you need some subtle flugel in the background xx

Certainly could be, or some Harmon trumpet, stem out (I’ve given up trying to make that sound less dodgy!)

People have paid me to sing for them

That could be fun"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can properly DJ - like, beat match without relying on the grids. Won't mean anything to most folk, but it's a cool fact if you're into music lol

Mrs"

That is cool, I still mix vinyl but used to teach kids digitally.

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

I have kidney disease!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can properly DJ - like, beat match without relying on the grids. Won't mean anything to most folk, but it's a cool fact if you're into music lol

Mrs

That is cool, I still mix vinyl but used to teach kids digitally."

There's something really satisfying about passing the skills onto other people, and seeing the joy in their faces when they finally manage it and really get into it! Music is my absolute passion, after sex of course lol

Mrs

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night

Same I’d roll over in my sleep and wake up with it out x Hubby saw my knee out really early on in our relationship and didn’t run for the hills thank god x

I guess he has to be gentle with you sexually then lol

I guess but I know my own limits x what my body can do x I’m actually super flexible x "

That’s handy

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have kidney disease!"

Sorry to read that. I hope it isn't beinging too much pain or discomfort

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By *oundandround69Man over a year ago

Reading

I was once abducted by aliens.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm in the Guinness book of records

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By *pen2UMan over a year ago

Telford

I can hold a straight plank for 3minutes flat!

I'm a natural flirt.. (in my mind) but it always comea out a mess lol.

There we have 2 facts about me instead!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll start..... I haven't owned any underwear for over 20 years... commando is king!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. How?

That has got to have it's subtle yet unknowable impracticalities!

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By *enus444Man over a year ago

Harrow

I've never broken a bone in my body

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By *hatFellaMan over a year ago

Church Fenton

I was hit by a truck in a fiat panda and didnt die.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve danced naked with Iggy Pop.

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By *alleysBoiMan over a year ago

crumlin

I represented my country playing football at youth level

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I've got no fillings

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By *rivateBiDancerMan over a year ago

Northampton

I went on Bargain Hunt

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've got no fillings"

Every credit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to see dead people....

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By *rivateBiDancerMan over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm in the Guinness book of records

Without being too specific, what field/category?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *2coupleCouple over a year ago

Broadstairs

My wife doesn't know I have won the lottery x

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By *ecretRDZVMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I was once abducted by aliens."

Everyone stop what you’re doing. We have to know more. I believe you’ve made this up but I have to hear your story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know how to swim or ride a bike

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My wife doesn't know I have won the lottery x"

No but she knows I have.

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By *ood Time RMan over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

"My wife doesn't know I have won the lottery x"

The lottery doesn’t know but I intend to win it…. One day

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm in the Guinness book of records

I'm in that too as part of a team in the 1989 book for creating the UK's biggest Christmas card

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By *r occassionalMan over a year ago

near you today

I was shit scared of spiders until the age of 25!

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By *uchasGMan over a year ago

Northwest

I was the fastest runner in my town...quite a bit back now

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By *ldbutrandyMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"One of my great great grandads was a Jack the Ripper suspect."

Which one ? Suspect that is. Not which grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to be really good at ice skating.

I’d probably break my neck if I tried it now though

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"One of my great great grandads was a Jack the Ripper suspect.

Which one ? Suspect that is. Not which grandad

They’re the same person.

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By *asy markMan over a year ago

rawtenstall

Just thinking lol

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

I have had twin sisters suck my cock together.

Twins playing? Isn’t that ilegal?"

not as far as I know.

It was totally unexpected but

FUCKING great

Just wish I could have got a photo as the next day even I was not sure it wasnt a dream!

But it really happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have lots of medals for ballet and tap dancing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv pooed in an English managers toilet ...

Also I'm obsurdly crazily in love with Ulrika Johnson

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By *ax19862002Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

My job is very random involves millions of pounds worth of engineering equipment daily I figure out where everything has to go

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I once pushed one of South Africa's most successful national football coaches into a pool when he wasn't expecting it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

As a baby I was so ugly I was fed with a catapult.

The mr

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

I've used 4 of my life's

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple over a year ago

Darlington

I worked in a night club with a game of thrones actress, she's the most foul mouthed little lesbian ever and we've been to a couple of gigs together too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 2 world records

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"I have 2 world records "

Never heard of that band before

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By * and P southeastCouple over a year ago

essex

I woke up from an operation only to hear two nurses discussing my tattoo that’s in a private place and nowhere near or nothing to do with my operation , one said “have you seen it have a look I think it’s a gay thing”

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"I woke up from an operation only to hear two nurses discussing my tattoo that’s in a private place and nowhere near or nothing to do with my operation , one said “have you seen it have a look I think it’s a gay thing”"

Is that a fact about yourself or something that happened

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'm in the Guinness book of records

Without being too specific, what field/category? "
ahhh you'd be able to look me up lol clever mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I want to go in a chinook.....

One flew over today

Been in a chinook, black hawk annnnd a Merlin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shook hands with Steve Irwin

told him I flew from the uk to go to his zoo, but I was living in Australia at the time …..

Guy was an absolute gent

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

" I want to go in a chinook.....

One flew over today

Been in a chinook, black hawk annnnd a Merlin

"
I've been in a chinook on the ground does that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I want to go in a chinook.....

One flew over today

Been in a chinook, black hawk annnnd a Merlin

I've been in a chinook on the ground does that count

Technically you’ve been in one, I should add I’ve flew in the above ^_^

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By * and P southeastCouple over a year ago

essex

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By * and P southeastCouple over a year ago

essex

Is that a fact about yourself or something that happened "

Both lol

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm missing a little finger tip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do an odd thing with my fingers

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

Can anyone else put both feet behind their neck

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'll start..... I haven't owned any underwear for over 20 years... commando is king!

Now tell us how often you wash (not change) your trousers."

This was exactly what I thought!!!

Drips of wee on trousers...yuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For an embarrassingly long while as a teen I told people I had a longer than 15 inch penis….was a worryingly long while before I realised I was looking at the Centre metre side of the ruler and not the inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never been pregnant

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By *ld StrumpetWoman over a year ago

Telford

I am rounder than I am tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am 44 today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am 44 today"

Hbd!

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

I spent 26 years in the saddle (Mrs).

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By *denvents2Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Haven't cut my hair in 10 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haven't cut my hair in 10 years"

Looks amazing too!

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Barrhead

I am currently wearing a blue and black shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once killed two stones with one bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll start..... I haven't owned any underwear for over 20 years... commando is king!

Must be great when you’ve had a Ruby Murray or have a dose of the Broon Sweats

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"I spent 26 years in the saddle (Mrs)."
mounted policewoman

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I have not cut my hair ever

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I have double jointed thumbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can roll my tongue, apparently not everyone can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Mrs) I have a condition that makes dislocations way too easy lol

I knew someone whose shoulder kept popping out. She was taught how to put it back herself

Yeah it’s not fun lol x I used to dislocate it putting my coat on

I’m much stronger now

It used to happen to her when she was in bed at night

Same I’d roll over in my sleep and wake up with it out x Hubby saw my knee out really early on in our relationship and didn’t run for the hills thank god x

I guess he has to be gentle with you sexually then lol

I guess but I know my own limits x what my body can do x I’m actually super flexible x

That’s handy"

can be for sure xx can have my legs over shoulders and kiss

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