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so many more lies part 4

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

by popular demand

please tell a lie about the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"by popular demand

please tell a lie about the person above"

Denies pickling his toenail clippings…. But don’t ask him why!!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

soxy has me top of the wank bank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a total grasp of the saying…… "by popular demand"..... mwuahaha,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a total grasp of the saying…… "by popular demand"..... mwuahaha,,,,

Wear's white sports socks to every occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a total grasp of the saying…… "by popular demand"..... mwuahaha,,,,

Wear's white sports socks to every occasion

OMG..... you remembered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a total grasp of the saying…… "by popular demand"..... mwuahaha,,,,

Wear's white sports socks to every occasion

OMG..... you remembered

soxy hates dresses snd heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a man hater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a man hater

really hates heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jacqs is keeping Colin and Ted prisoner in a shoe box that once contained flats…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jacqs is keeping Colin and Ted prisoner in a shoe box that once contained flats…

Is currently Interrogating staff at M&S about the one size fits all socks not fitting her size 12's.

You Go Gurl!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hasn't got a fit torso

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes fist up arse. I have the proof. Smell my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes fist up arse. I have the proof. Smell my hand"

Is always on time lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes fist up arse. I have the proof. Smell my hand"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On no occasion has been caught milking goats orally

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

has a secret passion for disney movies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has never taken a nude picture of himself .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooops

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By *homas pannsMan over a year ago

leicester

Wears his sisters shorts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is not doing any more threads like this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wears his sisters shorts "

Wears my sisters shorts! Oh fuck no that doesn't work

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

protested when swindon wasnt given the olympic stadium

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Style and dress sense was the inspiration for the 118-118 guys,,,,

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

was concerned he could no longer be a tv when things went digital

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is an innocent virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is not accident prone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't tease the dead to rise let alone your cock

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

is a tranny in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Couldn't tease the dead to rise let alone your cock

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

loves wearing flip flops ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is flat chested and wears trainer bras

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

has a crush on keith chegwin ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Secretly loves Keith Lemon

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

President of the Val Doonican fan club.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has all of The Nolans' albums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears hats to hide his bald head

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Is actually Barak Obama.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is actually Barak Obama."

Is really called Bryon

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One of his superstitions is to watch The Usual Suspects on Saturday at suppertime

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

That hat belong to .... Tonny Blair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's the masked man x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Has a secret donut fetish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hates cheeseburgers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves guinness flavoured lube

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is the Lincs mountain biking champion

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By *rryTMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Was mascot for Forest as a kid

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

has had an operation to shorten his legs to make his bits look bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wears womens knickers under his kilt

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

offers knickers for sale to men in kilts

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

has a saltire tattood on his right ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wears HUGE granny pants

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Donates granny pants for others use

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

loved raiding my undie draw just to sniff the granny pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is sponsored by Barr

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 27/01/13 17:27:56]

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"Is sponsored by Barr "

he only wears budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is actually welsh but ashamed of that so claims to be Scottish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually flat chested and uses blow up implants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Draws his beard in with a marker pen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Doubtfire in disguise

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

used wd40 to polish his rusty nutz ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Doubtfire in disguise

is really amazing in bed...

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Is Scottish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom cruise bum double

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom cruise bum double"

same Tom cruise's bum double wi the stubble

...oh its yer face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

uses stunt legs in her avatar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes drag queens look 100% female

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

is head of the rylan fan club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a body of a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a natural red head

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Was an extra in the hobbit

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

is rylan look alike ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really GI Jane

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

has an inflatable life size GI Joe ..hehe! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was an extra in An American Werewolf In London.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dyes her pubes purple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"has an inflatable life size GI Joe ..hehe! x"

Damn it ! I know you so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a time waster, teases for meets then never shows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was a body double for John Candy in uncle Buck and did all his stunts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hasn't got a lush bum

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Hasn't got a lush bum

Has a life size blow up of me

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

can only get hard and have sex to gangnam style ....

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"can only get hard and have sex to gangnam style ....

its supposed to be lies dear

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"can only get hard and have sex to gangnam style ....

Is tall and flat chested

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

Has a collection of vegetables in his fridge he likes to insert in his bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are actually mork & mindy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never rises to the occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is actually an employee of sydney university undercover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holds the world record for the most amount of times you can put on and remove a pair of underpants in a minute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Detests wearing lingerie

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wears men boxers in real life

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fart champ for the north of England

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By * n zCouple over a year ago

leamington spa

Veets his pubes every Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Regularly organises the Church Whist drive..

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By *imal75Man over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Has sex while driving

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gets weird enjoyment from covering himself in lemon curd

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can always find his belt

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats 10 Creme Eggs for breakfast

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sells cable ties on a mon and tues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sells cable ties on a mon and tues"

Doesnt go in Maccy D's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is on the next auditions of Britains Got Talent twirling tassles....

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

auditioned using his cock and balls as a puppet show - but was rejected on grounds of size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't really a Scot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is using a stunt bottom

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Has more than 2 pairs of hipsters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't really by the sea lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has an exact replica off my cock mounted on the mantle

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Still thinks there's haggis on the mountains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hates flying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still believes that the easter bunny, santa and the tooth fairy exist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Votes conservative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hates sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't know what sex is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tells massive porkies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really a nun

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

says "calm down calm down" after every sentence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a very busy man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never wears heels.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is very decisive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is never cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dances round her handbag

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

dances round his handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the lead singer in Fairport convention

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wears a womble outfit to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a massive tattoo of Barry Manillow on his back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinks a japs eye is a Japanese private detective

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Thinks a japs eye is a Japanese private detective "

Is a fully paid up member of the krankies fan club

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thinks a japs eye is a Japanese private detective

Is a fully paid up member of the krankies fan club"

Enjoyed licking mr tongs spunk out my pussy only last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Overcame her fear of fish by becoming a Carp salesperson.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Loves to wear long johns on a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diamond smile my arse!!! Hasn't brushed her teeth in years

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

has a dragon tatoo next to his heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"has a dragon tatoo next to his heart"

Close!!! One on my back, my calf and my arm

I love you that much I had your portrate 3 times

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Doesnt like taking a bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves golden showers

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Is actually Flash Gordon. Shout "DIIIIVVEEE" and see what happens.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hates having his cock out on show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glues herself to the wall every day

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By *reedy_for_funCouple over a year ago

My House

Has a plastic body, sculptured to resemble a pigs arse

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thinks Bondage came just after the Stone Age

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Supports nottingham forest

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Is able to fly just by flapping her arms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has hair :p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plays the tin whistle and supported the proclaimers on their last tour of the Shetlands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once had a more some with the cast of Snow White and the seven dwarfs

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Someone moved the sunbed slightly after he fell asleep under it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was a member of the popular front of Judaea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had bum implants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really a 64 year old woman!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Is really a 64 year old woman!"

Keeps reporting me and getting me banned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a one night stand with Tom Jones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves the Beatles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stalks me like crazy!!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Is a 6'4" builder called bob

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

once bent over in the high street and a short sighted push bike rider parked there bike between the cheeks of his arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"once bent over in the high street and a short sighted push bike rider parked there bike between the cheeks of his arse"

Once parked his bike inappropriately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves the Beatles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves the Beatles

Went naked bungee jumping on their honeymoon....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has every version of the Go Compare advert recorded and sings it whilst in the bath

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

works as an advertising copywriter - always dreaming up exciting slogans to make plebs buy things

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"works as an advertising copywriter - always dreaming up exciting slogans to make plebs buy things "

Always buys things that have been advertised by exciting slogans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's really a car salesman called Arthur Daley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is really a leprechaun and sits at the bottom of every rainbow counting her pot of gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Owns a cash for gold franchise

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

deals only in fools gold - gives it to all his girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever buys the ladies a drink !

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

attracts attention when she goes out as a disembodied pair of legs

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