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over a year ago
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"Sorry but
"Short work week and still looking for a distraction"
Doesn't really entice ..."
As for anything else, that would invite commenting on profiles without an explicit request and that's not allowed x
The Fab po po would arrest me! |
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"Sorry but
"Short work week and still looking for a distraction"
Doesn't really entice ...
As for anything else, that would invite commenting on profiles without an explicit request and that's not allowed x
The Fab po po would arrest me!"
Don't do it Jennie!
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Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!
Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs  ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!
Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs ). "
Mine usually moan about you to be fair |
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"Don’t think I’ve seen any enticing ones. So many that name and moan about other people though. They make me eye roll. Nobody cares!
Mine are usually song lyrics (just to annoy my lovely friend Babs ).
Mine usually moan about you to be fair"
. Don’t be slipping and accidentally sitting on me though! |
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Something that is not enticing would read like:
"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"
Something that is enticing would read like:
"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"
That might get my attention
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something that is not enticing would read like:
"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"
Something that is enticing would read like:
"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"
That might get my attention
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Who would even consider a status update like that? |
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"Something that is not enticing would read like:
"starting to think this site is full of stuck up people that won't meet"
Something that is enticing would read like:
"I love ThePerkyPumpkin, he gets me so hot I have to fan my vagina to keep it from combusting... Message me you gorgeous fuck"
That might get my attention
Who would even consider a status update like that?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one has appeared on my updates
"Looking for someone to take my man’s sloppy seconds… but shhhh he doesn’t know currently out a drive with a wet pussy and my tits out!" |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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I regularly see things along the lines of 'who wants to drain my balls'.
And the first thing that comes to my mind is that if they're looking that bad maybe call Dr Pimplepopper... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it's raining out, guaranteed a few women will write something along the lines of 'Im wet, but not the way I'd like to be'. Always has me in fits of laughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘ who wants to fuck now ‘
‘ who wants to give me a blow job now’
I would like to bet that not one of such statuses have ever had the desired effect. Ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Updates in Essex
It’s what they want and are looking for
It’s there choice
Don’t take much notice to be honest except for exceptional lady who doesn’t post that often  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"‘ who wants to fuck now ‘
‘ who wants to give me a blow job now’
I would like to bet that not one of such statuses have ever had the desired effect. Ever "
You think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oooh just thought of something else. Chatting to a fella a few weeks ago and it ended when I kindly asked if I could see a face pic
Last night I saw ‘ no one ever meets from this site it’s utter shite’
So purely out of curiosity I messaged again and said ‘ you never did send me that face pic’
No reply ! Who is ever going to meet someone based on 6/7 pictures of someone’s knob and nothing else  |
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"Oooh just thought of something else. Chatting to a fella a few weeks ago and it ended when I kindly asked if I could see a face pic
Last night I saw ‘ no one ever meets from this site it’s utter shite’
So purely out of curiosity I messaged again and said ‘ you never did send me that face pic’
No reply ! Who is ever going to meet someone based on 6/7 pictures of someone’s knob and nothing else "
I’ll only meet if they send me at least 10… |
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