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As Friday is cake and cunnilingus day I thought I might dust off my pinny and do some baking. The problem is, due to recent birthdays and easter, I'm a bit sick of sponge cake and we've already got too much chocolate in the house so I don't really want to make brownies or anything chocolatey.
My current thinking is either cinnamon rolls or pastéis de nata but are they cake? Which one? Does it matter? Any suggestions for non-sponge, no chocolate cakes?
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"As Friday is cake and cunnilingus day I thought I might dust off my pinny and do some baking. The problem is, due to recent birthdays and easter, I'm a bit sick of sponge cake and we've already got too much chocolate in the house so I don't really want to make brownies or anything chocolatey.
My current thinking is either cinnamon rolls or pastéis de nata but are they cake? Which one? Does it matter? Any suggestions for non-sponge, no chocolate cakes?
B"
Pasteis de nata no question. Who cares whether they are cake or pastry..  |
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"As Friday is cake and cunnilingus day I thought I might dust off my pinny and do some baking. The problem is, due to recent birthdays and easter, I'm a bit sick of sponge cake and we've already got too much chocolate in the house so I don't really want to make brownies or anything chocolatey.
My current thinking is either cinnamon rolls or pastéis de nata but are they cake? Which one? Does it matter? Any suggestions for non-sponge, no chocolate cakes?
B
Pasteis de nata no question. Who cares whether they are cake or pastry.. "
Not me, but I would have been a bit pissed if I'd had a pork chop on steak and bj day. |
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"Cornflake crispy cakes!!! Done in ten minutes and bloody lovely
Or cookies?
Or macarons?
Or flapjacks?"
Ooh, flapjacks are good. Plus when you eat all those oats it feels healthy. You just have to forget how much golden syrup you added |
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"Oh I need to celebrate this day .
I'll only have the cake though.
I'd go for carrot cake "
Ooh carrot... I think the problem is, I seem to eaten nothing but buttercream icing for the past week. Is cream cheese frosting different enough? I will ponder this. Thanks for your suggestion.
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"Cornflake crispy cakes!!! Done in ten minutes and bloody lovely
Or cookies?
Or macarons?
Or flapjacks?
Ooh, flapjacks are good. Plus when you eat all those oats it feels healthy. You just have to forget how much golden syrup you added "
Ha! Indeed. Can one make them with honey? That’s naturally occurring and therefore good for me  |
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"Cornflake crispy cakes!!! Done in ten minutes and bloody lovely
Or cookies?
Or macarons?
Or flapjacks?"
I suppose we could melt down all the kids easter eggs to make crispy cakes. In fact, they could make them whilst I, ermm, see to the other part of the festivities.
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"Cornflake crispy cakes!!! Done in ten minutes and bloody lovely
Or cookies?
Or macarons?
Or flapjacks?
I suppose we could melt down all the kids easter eggs to make crispy cakes. In fact, they could make them whilst I, ermm, see to the other part of the festivities.
B"
Ha! As long you don’t say “Right kids, you get started on the cakes and I’ll get started on your mum” |
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"Cinnamon.
Anything with Çinnamon. You'll find your answer here, OP.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1388450
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Your appreciation of the heady warmth of cinnamon has been noted, I know just the place in Manchester... |
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"I had a nice walnut cake yesterday. A few days before that it was almond. I usually go for carrot.......I'm off the fricking chain..!..  "
Off the chain or looking after your micro nutrient intake? Walnuts are high in selenium, good for reproductive health, almonds high in omega 3&6, carrots, vitamin A. You are like a god damn walking Holland and Barrett. |
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"scones
Are scones (rhymes with stones) cakes or scones?
A scone (rhymes with gone) is a cake. Sort of. In a bready way"
See, this is why we are friends Jennie. We sadly didn't have the pronunciation of scone conversation before our wedding. 
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"scones
Are scones (rhymes with stones) cakes or scones?
A scone (rhymes with gone) is a cake. Sort of. In a bready way
See, this is why we are friends Jennie. We sadly didn't have the pronunciation of scone conversation before our wedding.
J"
i dont know why i bother if people onlt take the piss. no more helpful wonko |
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"scones
Are scones (rhymes with stones) cakes or scones?
A scone (rhymes with gone) is a cake. Sort of. In a bready way
See, this is why we are friends Jennie. We sadly didn't have the pronunciation of scone conversation before our wedding.
J i dont know why i bother if people onlt take the piss. no more helpful wonko"
I like scones. A lot. And they're no less cakey than cinnamon buns. Helpful Wonko is helpful.
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"scones
Are scones (rhymes with stones) cakes or scones?
A scone (rhymes with gone) is a cake. Sort of. In a bready way
See, this is why we are friends Jennie. We sadly didn't have the pronunciation of scone conversation before our wedding.
J i dont know why i bother if people onlt take the piss. no more helpful wonko
I like scones. A lot. And they're no less cakey than cinnamon buns. Helpful Wonko is helpful.
J"
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
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"Eccles cakes.
Very good shout.
But are they cakes? Really?
This is like the jaffa cake dilemma isn't it. It's called a cake. But is it a cake?"
In the UK, value added tax is payable on chocolate covered biscuits - but not chocolate covered cakes. McVitie’s classified Jaffa Cakes as cakes, and in 1991 had to defend this categorisation in a VAT tribunal.
The government explains, “Customs and Excise had accepted since the start of VAT that Jaffa Cakes were zero-rated as cakes, but always had misgivings about whether this was correct.
the question was should they be classed as a biscuit as anything with chocolate should be subject to vat.
The court found in favour of McVitie’s and stated that, legally, Jaffa Cakes are considered a cake, which means that McVitie’s doesn’t have to pay VAT on Jaffa Cakes in the UK. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Oooh oooh
Just thought ....
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Beef Cake!
Yum! If you've got some spare...?
Not for you, you skinny bitch  "
Denied!
That's so cruel. You know I'd happily go and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one!
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"Um - can I pop round for a cinnamon roll? I shall pay in cunnilingus 
Umm yes.
J"
I will second that yes. I was going to say you wouldn't even have to pay, but where's the fun in that.
Maybe we could work out some sort of cashback deal...  |
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"I had a nice walnut cake yesterday. A few days before that it was almond. I usually go for carrot.......I'm off the fricking chain..!..
Off the chain or looking after your micro nutrient intake? Walnuts are high in selenium, good for reproductive health, almonds high in omega 3&6, carrots, vitamin A. You are like a god damn walking Holland and Barrett. "
Maybe I'm just going nuts?.... |
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"Eccles cakes.
Very good shout.
But are they cakes? Really?
This is like the jaffa cake dilemma isn't it. It's called a cake. But is it a cake?"
I do have some left over puff pastry and half a jar of mincemeat, but they will always be dead fly cakes to me.
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"Eccles cakes.
Very good shout.
But are they cakes? Really?
This is like the jaffa cake dilemma isn't it. It's called a cake. But is it a cake?
I do have some left over puff pastry and half a jar of mincemeat, but they will always be dead fly cakes to me.
B"
Not mince pies with an identity crisis? |
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"Fruitcake!"
Bit rude  but I guess we're all a little crazy here.
Fruitcake takes too long to cook, have you seen the price of gas these days. But I haven't made a cherry loaf cake in aaaaages.
Hmmmm this isn't getting any easier. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Um - can I pop round for a cinnamon roll? I shall pay in cunnilingus
Umm yes.
J
Fabulous - Disney Kareoke after?
Yes! I've already covered that in my Nocturnal venue (shameless plug)
J"
Friday 10pm yeah? |
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"Um - can I pop round for a cinnamon roll? I shall pay in cunnilingus
Umm yes.
J
Fabulous - Disney Kareoke after?
Yes! I've already covered that in my Nocturnal venue (shameless plug)
J
Friday 10pm yeah? "
Make it 9pm. I won't be able to concentrate on being witty and welcoming if you're doing *that* during the Nocturnal 
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"I made rock cakes today, add stem ginger and walnuts to them
Rock? Cakes? 
Sadly not with these teeth? I had one of those yellow refresher chews once that cost me £200.
B"
They're fluffy and light, not like rocks at all really. Don't know who came up with name for them and they're like scones really |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Um - can I pop round for a cinnamon roll? I shall pay in cunnilingus
Umm yes.
J
Fabulous - Disney Kareoke after?
Yes! I've already covered that in my Nocturnal venue (shameless plug)
J
Friday 10pm yeah?
Make it 9pm. I won't be able to concentrate on being witty and welcoming if you're doing *that* during the Nocturnal
J"
Fair enough - 9pm on the dot as I want to make the most of my time |
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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago
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"Treacle tart
Ooh nice. If I was to offer you cake and cunnilingus but gave you tart would you be disappointed?
B"
I'm particularly fond of Manchester tart, in fact I had a lovely one at Northwich Sauna this afternoon |
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me "
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
J"
So I can join then? |
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
J
So I can join then? "
Yes but you have to be prompt as I'm hosting the Nocturnal at 10pm. (shameless plug 2 - it's set on the Nocturnal Sexpress and there's a jolly hostess)
Jx |
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
J
So I can join then?
Yes but you have to be prompt as I'm hosting the Nocturnal at 10pm. (shameless plug 2 - it's set on the Nocturnal Sexpress and there's a jolly hostess)
Jx"
Tomorrow? I'm a bit late otherwise |
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
J
So I can join then?
Yes but you have to be prompt as I'm hosting the Nocturnal at 10pm. (shameless plug 2 - it's set on the Nocturnal Sexpress and there's a jolly hostess)
Jx
Tomorrow? I'm a bit late otherwise "
Friday, pay attention. |
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"I have decided we are having cinnamon buns. After all, I have an appointment with Cede
J
9pm - be ready
I'm dissapointed with both of you for not offering to share your buns with me
It's turning into a cake orgy! And I'm here for it.
J
So I can join then?
Yes but you have to be prompt as I'm hosting the Nocturnal at 10pm. (shameless plug 2 - it's set on the Nocturnal Sexpress and there's a jolly hostess)
Jx
Tomorrow? I'm a bit late otherwise
Friday, pay attention."
Sorry but I'm just concerned about missing cake orgy |
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