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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Sorry, I’ll put it away.

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Sorry, I’ll put it away. "

fair play, fantastic response!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

And if this serpent kills and gets a taste for blood,?.

This is Hampshire and not the Congo..on our doorstep.

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By *ausage1970Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's not me ffs

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them! "

How many in the bag

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I thought it was Melton Mowbray that was famous for it’s pork pies.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

How big was the bag?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!

How many in the bag

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Can't remember now but it was more than one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I thought it was Melton Mowbray that was famous for it’s pork pies. "

Wiltshire also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the stuff of nightmares for me.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Palin gets everywhere....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Should be easy to see if it's only got two spots..

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks "

Watch out they eat chicken

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them! "

Where they all called Monty?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I thought Hampshire was famously a place where hurricanes hardly happen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken "

Mine eats baby chicks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Even was Hampshire ever famous for its pork pies??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!

Where they all called Monty?"

Quite possibly. Or sang in that band Python Lee Jackson

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks "

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Police have circulated two photos of the serpent and their team believe that it is the same snake but incredulous how far the bugger has travelled in a short time. If hungry or disturbed then it is potentially very dangerous and especially with temperatures rising and innocent homeowners leaving windows open

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sorry, I’ll put it away. "

Does it bite?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought it was Melton Mowbray that was famous for it’s pork pies. "

Exactly. In Leicestershire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even was Hampshire ever famous for its pork pies?? "

No. I think Tom is confusing Hampshire with Leicestershire

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Sorry, I’ll put it away.

Does it bite? "

Not a biter I’m afraid, more of a spitter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!"

Have two

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news"

I hope they called it Monty...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I thought it was Melton Mowbray that was famous for it’s pork pies.

Exactly. In Leicestershire"

Melton is famous for a Melton Mowbray Pork pie.

The West County pork pies are not affected

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!

Where they all called Monty?

Quite possibly. Or sang in that band Python Lee Jackson "

They get about a bit ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news

I hope they called it Monty..."

I was thinking the same.

Apparently it was spotted on a path on Friday.

6ft long Rock or Carpet python. Apparently they need to be kept at 32 degrees celcius, so it's either dead by now or found itself somewhere warm to shelter

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news

I hope they called it Monty...

I was thinking the same.

Apparently it was spotted on a path on Friday.

6ft long Rock or Carpet python. Apparently they need to be kept at 32 degrees celcius, so it's either dead by now or found itself somewhere warm to shelter"

Mark Tom's words. These buggers are resourceful and the serpent will have found somewhere warm and will show it's true colours soon.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two "

Is one called Jake ??

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

By my calculations Tom at that rate of travel it will be in Essex by the weekend.

Watch out mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ?? "

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

FAKE NEWS

Hogget pie is from Hampshire, not pork pie!!!!

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ??

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python "

Well I've learnt one thing tonight.

You know how to handle a big python

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By *ir SupremacyMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Im sure there a few more dangerous spitting cobras on here .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ??

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python

Well I've learnt one thing tonight.

You know how to handle a big python "

He’s only 3 feet atm!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ??

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python "

How did I not guess that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ??

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python

How did I not guess that "

I’m nothing if not original

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Look what happened in Florida, they are moving north, after eating everything in the everglades

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!"

And it's not a trouser snake

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news"

Everything is all over the news according to every thread you start!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news

Everything is all over the news according to every thread you start!"

Tom specializes in the news

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

This python has been seen in the wooded area less than a mile from my property.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This python has been seen in the wooded area less than a mile from my property."

Fuck ... that means it's near me too.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Just think of it as an opportunity, a new pair of boots

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By *red333Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news"

urge people not to approach what happens if we don't see it coming?

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

First time I've seen police in ages.

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Is it called hissing Sid?

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South

You mean it hasn’t been caught yet? Do we have a rough estimation of when it could reach Wales? I need to plan ahead and move!

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

It's travelled 2 miles in a day

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day"

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July "

Come here lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I won't be worrying about it just yet

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July "

Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July

Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there "

Oh I thought you were going to say they had a Guinness festival on!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July

Come here lol"

What if it’s a female and she’s had babies and left them for the Hampshire folk to raise?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July

Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there

Oh I thought you were going to say they had a Guinness festival on! "

I think everyday is a Guinness festival over there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's travelled 2 miles in a day

Ok, I’ll plant to move in July

Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there "

Lot of 2 legged ones still roam this Island unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm with Indiana Jones on this one .." l hate Snakes "

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By *rthur WrightusMan  over a year ago

Round the Bend

Now there's a thought, Guiness ! If one was to set a beer trap, as used to catch garden slugs, would it be possible to use Guiness to catch said Python ? Once d*unk and fallen over in shop doorway arrest the bugger and put in a cell. Job done .

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Kill it with fire.

And lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glad I'm no longer living in pork pie territory!

Ps I never ever saw a home bred pork pie in either Hampshire nor Wiltshire and I lived in both for many years each. #fakenews

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ps. It's only a python. Not really news worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now there's a thought, Guiness ! If one was to set a beer trap, as used to catch garden slugs, would it be possible to use Guiness to catch said Python ? Once d*unk and fallen over in shop doorway arrest the bugger and put in a cell. Job done . "

If its in the Farnborough area, Guinness is not gonna cut it. Special brew at a minimum!

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks

Watch out they eat chicken

Mine eats baby chicks

You have a snake. Yikes!!!!

Have two

Is one called Jake ??

Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python

Well I've learnt one thing tonight.

You know how to handle a big python

He’s only 3 feet atm! "

Only 3 feet? Must walk with a limp?

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Was found dead.

Another snake that was on the loose in blackwater was found alive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies..."

Never knew a python could cook, let alone make pork pies...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is debate about whether it is the same snake. One thing is certain. We may never know

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Long, thin, scaley...sounds like the right one

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Snakes are my worst nightmare

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach

It's all over the news"

Best check fab to see where the python last position was.. just kidding of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My first one escaped out the barrack block window when someone was looking after it whilst I was on ops. Someone else found it six months later when I was on another op and caught it in his gym towel - fair play to the guy, not many people will try and catch a bright orange/red snake slithering across the path in front of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer "

I'd be well impressed if a snake managed to catch and consume a new forest wild pig!!! They are couple a hundred pound in weight and bloody massive and very fast. Snake would need to be anaconda size not python

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer

I'd be well impressed if a snake managed to catch and consume a new forest wild pig!!! They are couple a hundred pound in weight and bloody massive and very fast. Snake would need to be anaconda size not python "

A small fledgling pig

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

It's obviously the full Monty.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Are you a vegan Tom?

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

its been found,, its in my trousers

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. "

I thought it is Melton Mowbray in Leicestershire which is famous for pork pies

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Are you a vegan Tom? "

Or should I say, is Tom a vegan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How big was the bag?"

Big enough to fit a load of snakes in

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