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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!
How many in the bag
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Can't remember now but it was more than one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken  "
Mine eats baby chicks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!
Where they all called Monty?"
 Quite possibly. Or sang in that band Python Lee Jackson |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks "
You have a snake. Yikes!!!! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
The Police have circulated two photos of the serpent and their team believe that it is the same snake but incredulous how far the bugger has travelled in a short time. If hungry or disturbed then it is potentially very dangerous and especially with temperatures rising and innocent homeowners leaving windows open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!"
Have two |
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"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news"
I hope they called it Monty... |
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"A woman found a bag of pythons dumped by a road when she was litter picking recently. Don't think I'd sleep easily for a while after finding them!
Where they all called Monty?
Quite possibly. Or sang in that band Python Lee Jackson "
They get about a bit .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news
I hope they called it Monty..."
I was thinking the same.
Apparently it was spotted on a path on Friday.
6ft long Rock or Carpet python. Apparently they need to be kept at 32 degrees celcius, so it's either dead by now or found itself somewhere warm to shelter |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news
I hope they called it Monty...
I was thinking the same.
Apparently it was spotted on a path on Friday.
6ft long Rock or Carpet python. Apparently they need to be kept at 32 degrees celcius, so it's either dead by now or found itself somewhere warm to shelter"
Mark Tom's words. These buggers are resourceful and the serpent will have found somewhere warm and will show it's true colours soon. |
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two "
Is one called Jake ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ?? "
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python  |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ??
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python "
Well I've learnt one thing tonight.
You know how to handle a big python |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ??
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python
Well I've learnt one thing tonight.
You know how to handle a big python "
He’s only 3 feet atm! |
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ??
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python "
How did I not guess that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ??
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python
How did I not guess that "
I’m nothing if not original |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!"
And it's not a trouser snake |
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"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news"
Everything is all over the news according to every thread you start! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news
Everything is all over the news according to every thread you start!"
Tom specializes in the news |
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"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news"
urge people not to approach what happens if we don't see it coming? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"It's travelled 2 miles in a day
Ok, I’ll plant to move in July 
Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there "
Oh I thought you were going to say they had a Guinness festival on! |
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"It's travelled 2 miles in a day
Ok, I’ll plant to move in July
Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there
Oh I thought you were going to say they had a Guinness festival on! "
I think everyday is a Guinness festival over there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's travelled 2 miles in a day
Ok, I’ll plant to move in July
Get yourself over to Ireland, St Patrick already sorted the snakes out over there "
Lot of 2 legged ones still roam this Island unfortunately  |
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Now there's a thought, Guiness ! If one was to set a beer trap, as used to catch garden slugs, would it be possible to use Guiness to catch said Python ? Once d*unk and fallen over in shop doorway arrest the bugger and put in a cell. Job done . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad I'm no longer living in pork pie territory!
Ps I never ever saw a home bred pork pie in either Hampshire nor Wiltshire and I lived in both for many years each. #fakenews |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now there's a thought, Guiness ! If one was to set a beer trap, as used to catch garden slugs, would it be possible to use Guiness to catch said Python ? Once d*unk and fallen over in shop doorway arrest the bugger and put in a cell. Job done . "
If its in the Farnborough area, Guinness is not gonna cut it. Special brew at a minimum! |
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"Pythons will only eat if they’re hungry. They won’t go randomly eating everything they come across. It might not eat for weeks
Watch out they eat chicken
Mine eats baby chicks
You have a snake. Yikes!!!!
Have two
Is one called Jake ??
Haha no the corn snake is called cornholio and the python is called snakeface Margaret Monty python
Well I've learnt one thing tonight.
You know how to handle a big python
He’s only 3 feet atm! "
Only 3 feet? Must walk with a limp? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"A python is on the loose in Hampshire, which is famous for its pork pies. Police say the evil beast could swallow a small dog.. spotted twice, it has travelled a long distance over the weekend.. Police earn not to approach
It's all over the news"
Best check fab to see where the python last position was.. just kidding of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first one escaped out the barrack block window when someone was looking after it whilst I was on ops. Someone else found it six months later when I was on another op and caught it in his gym towel - fair play to the guy, not many people will try and catch a bright orange/red snake slithering across the path in front of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer "
I'd be well impressed if a snake managed to catch and consume a new forest wild pig!!! They are couple a hundred pound in weight and bloody massive and very fast. Snake would need to be anaconda size not python |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"A Dorset as snake expert which in India would be called a snake charmer claims to have caught the snake which although not poisonous was a real danger to a small dog, small child or even a wild pig which frequent the Hampshire countryside. The blackwater area is safe again to walk your dogs says the snake charmer
I'd be well impressed if a snake managed to catch and consume a new forest wild pig!!! They are couple a hundred pound in weight and bloody massive and very fast. Snake would need to be anaconda size not python "
A small fledgling pig |
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