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over a year ago
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Because I'm petite and I'm a woman. I mean that's why guys enter my inbox isn't it?
Actually scrap the the petite bit, that's irrelevant.
It's just the woman part.
No seriously, I can bring something to the table. Depends if you want me face down on it or on my back I guess.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't although I do make the best mocha, got nothing else to give after that.
Mrs
Do you ? 
The mr
Obviously I ment yours.....
Please still make me mocha....
I'll suck cock 
Mrs"
That sounds like an open invitation
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Let me squeeze in here to talk about your cars extended warranty  |
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"Well not me, but anyone and everyone
What do you bring to the table?
What's your selling point "
Well I can’t do origami napkin swans but my sparkling conversation and a selection of French fancies always seems to go down well. |
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You should meet us as we’re both fucking ace craic and we have text book sexual organs that a man and a woman should have with the added bonus of breasts on one of us.
We are also both deemed quite aesthetically pleasing on the average human being scale of aesthetics.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick pussy for hours 
Are you that bad at it?
Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it  wait...
I'm not sure I have that kind of time."
There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick pussy for hours
Are you that bad at it?
Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it wait...
I'm not sure I have that kind of time.
There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you "
You know how to get in my knickers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can use my butt as your pillow, quite squishy, apparently...  Also, I make beautiful bacon and egg sandwich for the chosen ones If that isn't my best selling point, I don't know what else... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick pussy for hours
Are you that bad at it?
Why don't you let me show you how bad I am at it wait...
I'm not sure I have that kind of time.
There's coffee and a Maccies breakfast in it for you
You know how to get in my knickers."
I try, so when's the date?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snacks are gone. Making a good cuppa's gone. Even the offer of a McDonald's brekkie. I've got nothing left.
I'm out.
Ah, but a seasonal offer as I currently have LOADS of Easter chocolate..."
You have great legs for a kilt... |
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
I could give you a list a mile long, but kind, funny, imaginative, and attractive would be in there."
Thanks Ele. This was a misjudged attempt to be funny that has come across as a blatant fishing expedition   |
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!  "
Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!
Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!"
If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too! |
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!
Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!
If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too! "
Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it? |
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!
Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!
If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!
Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it? "
At this point I'm not sure I can be friends with someone who doesn't watch it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"4 hours later and I'm still thinking... Nope, got nothing.
J
Oh shush you! You're funny, hot, well spoken and you like Taskmaster. That's 4 for 4!
Ah, thanks, Joe - I hit two of those too, so I'll remember those for when this thread comes up next!
If you like Taskmaster then you'd definitely hit all 4 too!
Liking Taskmaster is just an instant friends thing isn't it? "
I'm pretty certain if everyone watched it, there would be no wars  |
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"What do I bring to the table?
Usually way to much food, really nice table linen & wine."
I mean, short of rolling my tongue 20 feet across the floor like Jim Carrey in The Mask, I don't know how much more turned on I can be. |
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"Well not me, but anyone and everyone
What do you bring to the table?
What's your selling point "
1.I make a brill cuppa
2.I am funny as fook
3.well i love sex and can multi orgasam massively. ( 41 orgasams is the most so far in a session) |
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Earl grey? X
"Well not me, but anyone and everyone
What do you bring to the table?
What's your selling point
1.I make a brill cuppa
2.I am funny as fook
3.well i love sex and can multi orgasam massively. ( 41 orgasams is the most so far in a session) "
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"What do I bring to the table?
Usually way to much food, really nice table linen & wine.
I mean, short of rolling my tongue 20 feet across the floor like Jim Carrey in The Mask, I don't know how much more turned on I can be. "
Hilariously, we probably are both far too turned on by really nice table linen |
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