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over a year ago
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Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike 
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick 
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend? |
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over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
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Hahaha! Mine thinks knitting is exercise too |
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over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
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Hang on, how the chuff does it know you’re stressed?! |
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend? "
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou  |
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
Hang on, how the chuff does it know you’re stressed?! "
Too much dildoing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou "
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it |
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I got a cheap Chinese knock off job. £30 off amazon. It worked OK, but the back started irritating my skin, and it wanted constant updates. Android compatible though, and looked like a Samsung watch  |
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor  me bending over in the gym 
Tai chi my arse "
Well it may have been the pilates sessions too but not the swimming cos I don't wear it in the water and def not when I'm doing Qi Gong at home.
What's up with your arse ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got a cheap Chinese knock off job. £30 off amazon. It worked OK, but the back started irritating my skin, and it wanted constant updates. Android compatible though, and looked like a Samsung watch "
I’ve an iPhone so needs to do it’s thing with that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor me bending over in the gym
Tai chi my arse
Well it may have been the pilates sessions too but not the swimming cos I don't wear it in the water and def not when I'm doing Qi Gong at home.
What's up with your arse ?"
Nothing granny  |
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"I got a cheap Chinese knock off job. £30 off amazon. It worked OK, but the back started irritating my skin, and it wanted constant updates. Android compatible though, and looked like a Samsung watch
I’ve an iPhone so needs to do it’s thing with that "
There are knock off versions of those too. Depends on your budget |
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it "
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
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I was waiting for the smart watch custard overlap |
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
I was waiting for the smart watch custard overlap"
I can only face palm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
I was waiting for the smart watch custard overlap"
I’ve probably licked custard off it at some point  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor me bending over in the gym
Tai chi my arse
I definitely would!! "
But would your Fitbit pick it up |
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it "
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry not into technology don't see the point of it, so can't recommend "
The point of it is so I can moan about the lack of sleep I get, worry about why my resting heart rate has gone up and feel guilty when I’ve not done 250 steps in the last hour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch "
It’s lying I tell you, lying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch
It’s lying I tell you, lying!"
Best make it impact resistant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor me bending over in the gym "
Granny. Bending over?
I am very slightly aroused! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor me bending over in the gym
Granny. Bending over?
I am very slightly aroused!"
Getting bent over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll keep looking in .. mine is all scratched from doing Tai Chi on a sand covered wooden floor me bending over in the gym
Granny. Bending over?
I am very slightly aroused!
Getting bent over "
No!
You are distracting me from the thought of Granny doing it |
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch
It’s lying I tell you, lying!"
Maybe the watch isn’t the problem, you need to catch it up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
"
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch
It’s lying I tell you, lying!
Best make it impact resistant "
I try not to fall over often |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smart watch recommendations!
Currently got the Fitbit versa lite (on the second one coz the first one drowned in the swimming pool-not a euphemism!) but it’s not really doing it for me these days.
Keeps telling me I’ve been outdoor cycling and I don’t even own a bike
I’ve looked at a few on the google but too much choice is giving me the ick
Anyone have any they particularly like/recommend?
I can't help but the cycling part made me chuckle so thankyou
Honestly, about 3 times a week it says it
A good hard ride three times a week huh?! I wish I had that, erm, watch
It’s lying I tell you, lying!
Maybe the watch isn’t the problem, you need to catch it up "
It can catch me up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins "
Well that’s another one for the wank bank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins
Well that’s another one for the wank bank "
Oi! Stop imagining me wanking this instant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a Samsung Galaxy Watch 4, love it it tracks my workout, measures body composition and has an ECG feature, having a heart condition it's reassuring to monitor it if I feel 'meh'
Though it tells me if it thinks I'm dead and needs to move |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins
Well that’s another one for the wank bank
Oi! Stop imagining me wanking this instant!"
Make me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a Samsung Galaxy Watch 4, love it it tracks my workout, measures body composition and has an ECG feature, having a heart condition it's reassuring to monitor it if I feel 'meh'
Though it tells me if it thinks I'm dead and needs to move "
Would I need to change to Samsung telephone to make that work? I’ve a heart condition too, Fitbit misses it about 50% of the time according to the latest ecg |
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I can’t recommend but I just wanted to be one of those people that post on threads about something that doesn’t interest them with a negative comment.
Smart watches are dumb.
Smart hats are the future |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t recommend but I just wanted to be one of those people that post on threads about something that doesn’t interest them with a negative comment.
Smart watches are dumb.
Smart hats are the future "
Well you two are fit so I’ll let you off with your funny hats |
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"I can’t recommend but I just wanted to be one of those people that post on threads about something that doesn’t interest them with a negative comment.
Smart watches are dumb.
Smart hats are the future
Well you two are fit so I’ll let you off with your funny hats "
I’m renaming you Flirty chicken  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins
Well that’s another one for the wank bank
Oi! Stop imagining me wanking this instant!
Make me "
Would I give you the satisfaction?  |
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
"
I scoffed a whole packet of Hob Nobs (chocolate), mine said I'd run a half marathon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins
Well that’s another one for the wank bank
Oi! Stop imagining me wanking this instant!
Make me
Would I give you the satisfaction? "
When I become a cougar you will |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t recommend but I just wanted to be one of those people that post on threads about something that doesn’t interest them with a negative comment.
Smart watches are dumb.
Smart hats are the future
Well you two are fit so I’ll let you off with your funny hats
I’m renaming you Flirty chicken "
Been called worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
It's why mine is always on my left wrist so I don't rack up 20k steps in 5mins
Well that’s another one for the wank bank
Oi! Stop imagining me wanking this instant!
Make me
Would I give you the satisfaction?
When I become a cougar you will "
I'll wait for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a Samsung Galaxy Watch 4, love it it tracks my workout, measures body composition and has an ECG feature, having a heart condition it's reassuring to monitor it if I feel 'meh'
Though it tells me if it thinks I'm dead and needs to move
Would I need to change to Samsung telephone to make that work? I’ve a heart condition too, Fitbit misses it about 50% of the time according to the latest ecg "
No, I don't think so, should be fine with Android, not sure about IPhone
Ah never had a fit bit so don't know what they're like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
I scoffed a whole packet of Hob Nobs (chocolate), mine said I'd run a half marathon. "
You need a new one too then |
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over a year ago
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"I have a Samsung Galaxy Watch 4, love it it tracks my workout, measures body composition and has an ECG feature, having a heart condition it's reassuring to monitor it if I feel 'meh'
Though it tells me if it thinks I'm dead and needs to move
Would I need to change to Samsung telephone to make that work? I’ve a heart condition too, Fitbit misses it about 50% of the time according to the latest ecg
No, I don't think so, should be fine with Android, not sure about IPhone
Ah never had a fit bit so don't know what they're like "
Fitbit are owned by Google |
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"Garmin.
Though all mine does is constantly tell me I'm stressed.
You get some steps in though if you're a tad vigorous with the dildo.
I scoffed a whole packet of Hob Nobs (chocolate), mine said I'd run a half marathon.
You need a new one too then "
Or stop eating Hob Nobs against the clock....
Apparently it's OK to just eat one.
Who knew...... |
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