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"I have zero fucks to give.
Would you be willing to give me one of yours? "
Ha, was stuck in the queues leading up to the Greenford Flyover, so most of my fucks are now with other motorists, however, might still have a few that did not escape the car - would a couple do?  |
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"I have zero fucks to give.
Would you be willing to give me one of yours?
Ha, was stuck in the queues leading up to the Greenford Flyover, so most of my fucks are now with other motorists, however, might still have a few that did not escape the car - would a couple do? "
Fucking Greenford Flyover 6 times a day |
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In the wonderful words of Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
I've tried, tried, tried, and i've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, i've pushed, i've yelled, i've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have runeth dry
I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy!
I've no more fucks to give
Though more fucks i've tried to get
I'm over my fuck budget, and i'm now in fucking debt!
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I've played by all the rules, but i've very rarely won
I've smiled, i've charmed, i've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!
I've no more fucks left to give
My fuck fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my fucks all day
But they've upped and fucked off home!
I've no more fucks to give
My fuck rations are depleted
I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And i've come to realize that I don't give a fuck at all!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked up they've refused to fucking stay!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all been spent
They've fucked off from the building
And I don't know where they've went!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks to give! |
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"In the wonderful words of Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
I've tried, tried, tried, and i've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, i've pushed, i've yelled, i've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have runeth dry
I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy!
I've no more fucks to give
Though more fucks i've tried to get
I'm over my fuck budget, and i'm now in fucking debt!
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I've played by all the rules, but i've very rarely won
I've smiled, i've charmed, i've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!
I've no more fucks left to give
My fuck fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my fucks all day
But they've upped and fucked off home!
I've no more fucks to give
My fuck rations are depleted
I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And i've come to realize that I don't give a fuck at all!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked up they've refused to fucking stay!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all been spent
They've fucked off from the building
And I don't know where they've went!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks to give!"
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“Zero fucks given” in other languages
6. It’s sausage to me (German)
5. I care a cucumber (Spanish)
4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)
3. I slap my balls on it (French)
2. It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)
1. Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek) |
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"“Zero fucks given” in other languages
6. It’s sausage to me (German)
5. I care a cucumber (Spanish)
4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)
3. I slap my balls on it (French)
2. It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)
1. Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek)"
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I did a who give fuck thread last week
I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck
But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told
But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest . |
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"I did a who give fuck thread last week
I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck
But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told
But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest ."
The two fuckers are just greedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did a who give fuck thread last week
I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck
But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck I'm told
But don't know if they are round at the moment but lucky with your quest ."
I thought about signing up for course, but then realised that I didn't give a fuck |
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"I did a who give fuck thread last week
I've also run courses for those who want to learn how not to give a fuck
But there are still some people out there who actually. Give two fuck
I'm told
But don't know if they are round at
the moment but lucky with your
quest .
I thought about signing up for course, but then realised that I didn't give a fuck"
We we also looking for people to run not giveing fuck course in your own areas . at the time .but due to covid and bexit the number of people who don't give a fuck has increased take the junior drs
Other strikers and protester also police if your burgled |
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Heard they sell them in home bargain tho…? 
