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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN? 
I was thinking the same  "
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak 
My hole's so weak, it's almost a fortnight!  "
Always a laugh watching you try to sit on a bar stool! |
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think? "
I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!
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Steve?
Was literally just about to type this!!  "
It's the one thing that's guaranteed to make me laugh. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"oral will make your day, anal will make your hole weak
My hole's so weak, it's almost a fortnight!
Always a laugh watching you try to sit on a bar stool!"
Saves me a fortune in dildos... |
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Steve?
Was literally just about to type this!!
It's the one thing that's guaranteed to make me laugh."
Mental images and voice over already in my head full volume!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?
I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up "
 how many of the forum did he fuck? |
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?
I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up
how many of the forum did he fuck? "
I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?
I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up
how many of the forum did he fuck?
I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle "
Oh that Alan, always up to something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
I mean, it's totally possible it's not the same Alan? Whaddya think?
I think it is the same one, he looked very pleased with himself last year. I’m not sure how he keeps his stamina up
how many of the forum did he fuck?
I don’t know, but he got lube delivered in a 5 gallon bottle
Oh that Alan, always up to something. "
He's such a wag, sodomising half the forum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!
.
Steve?"
Do coyotes fuck meerkats? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You made a mistake
It is National Alan Sex day.
Oh god, do I have to fuck Alan AGAIN?
I was thinking the same
Alan, Alan, ALAN!!!!
.
Steve?
Do coyotes fuck meerkats?
I don't get it"
The meerkats do apparrently |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Well unless I get some inspiring suggestions it might just be plain old banal sex... 
bum someone or get bummed. Thems the rules!"
I may need to fire up the old dildo I'm afraid...
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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
"New TV show on the BBC.
The Arseprentise with sir Anal Sugar.
10 eager people stood in line getting pointed at with him saying 'you're F@#ked'"
What a good reward for being bad at the qualifying task  |
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"It’s ONE day?
* Glow looks at the now pointless calendar. "
Every hundred years or so here, I go back home for the equivalent of an Earth decade.
Every day is Anal Sex Day on Uranus - and it really sorts out the chakras  . |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I believe there's an umbrella organisation starting up to coordinate activities on the day. It's called the National Anal Sex Association. So, just email NASA if you want someone to shoot a rocket up uranus.
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By *evils Pudding OP Couple 36 weeks ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
"Oh I do actually have a date!
There is no way I'm fitting him inside my arse.
So, I'm not having anal.
A year later. Seeing him on the same date. It's still not happening. "
Sounds like fate. Has to happen! |
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