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"Chester drawers" and other mistakes
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought they were called Cheshire drawers and people weren't able to speak properly.
Pirates dish. Instead of Pyrex. Believed that until I was a teenager. "
Oh, I like that 
I saw a thread here titled Delhi Llama. Kinda inspired this thread.  |
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"I thought they were called Cheshire drawers and people weren't able to speak properly.
Pirates dish. Instead of Pyrex. Believed that until I was a teenager.
Oh, I like that
I saw a thread here titled Delhi Llama. Kinda inspired this thread. "
That’s Tongue in cheek Tom…. You’ll get to
Know him… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought they were called Cheshire drawers and people weren't able to speak properly.
Pirates dish. Instead of Pyrex. Believed that until I was a teenager.
Oh, I like that
I saw a thread here titled Delhi Llama. Kinda inspired this thread.
That’s Tongue in cheek Tom…. You’ll get to
Know him…"
Yeah, I couldn't tell whether that was on purpose! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eggcorns.
My pet hate is “Pacific” instead of “specific”. "
What's the difference between an eggcorn and a malapropism?
I like "mute point" instead of "moot point"
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"Ivory Madonna by ub40 I've been singing I'm a Prema Donna lol.
I think a misheard lyric is a mondegreen. Who knew how educational Fab could be? "
Thanks for the fact a mondegreen, going to have to remember that one.  |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
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We’re at the age of getting the questions and having the talk, she now giggles at the number 69, she thinks it means sex as whole, positions haven’t been asked yet and I’m not telling unless asked |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
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"I thought they were called Cheshire drawers and people weren't able to speak properly.
Pirates dish. Instead of Pyrex. Believed that until I was a teenager.
Oh, I like that
I saw a thread here titled Delhi Llama. Kinda inspired this thread. "
a llama that eats curry?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like "mute point" instead of "moot point"
That’s so popular it’s almost replaced the original. "
True! Kinda like your and you're - no-one knows how to use them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My partner told me he was thinking of getting a Hysterectomy.. I explained the difference between that and a Vasectomy once I stopped laughing  "
 I would have giggled for days at that! |
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"I worked with a Polish guy who had flawless English until the day he told me he'd seen a, "helicopter hoovering!""
Ha, similar when at uni our cleaner left us a note saying she had hovered behind the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a full subreddit over on reddit with these called r/boneappletea. I browse it often for a laugh but it also infuriates me"
I think I would really enjoy it |
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I have a colleague who does this all of the time. I’ve even had customers ask me if it’s deliberate because it seems so odd.
He’s a great guy but has moved into a position he’s not a natural fit for, he thinks he needs to use phrases and big words that don’t come naturally to him and he makes a lot of mistakes.
I have spoken to him privately and offered help, although the biggest thing I told him was to be himself. That’s what got him promoted. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a colleague who does this all of the time. I’ve even had customers ask me if it’s deliberate because it seems so odd.
He’s a great guy but has moved into a position he’s not a natural fit for, he thinks he needs to use phrases and big words that don’t come naturally to him and he makes a lot of mistakes.
I have spoken to him privately and offered help, although the biggest thing I told him was to be himself. That’s what got him promoted. "
Bless him, that's tough when a new job is making you feel that insecure. Maybe he will relax in time? |
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Really? That's hilarious 
