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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What kind of opening line do you like most in a message?
Free tonight?
Fancy a fuck?
Your Mrs is fit, wanna share her?
Hi, hey, hello etc
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What gets your juices flowing faster than Niagara falls?
I'm asking for a friend
Wait I have no friends just a wife  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We like it when we get messages with things along the lines of
Hi guys/ R+J / both of you , I/we have read your profile and like the sound of you both.
Followed by anything along the lines of us reading their profile and message back if we are interested or fancy a chat etc
We do try to answer others but R got fed up with unnecessary rudeness or forceful messages.
Basically speak to us both like people not sex objects x (J) |
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As a couple.
I think the best was...
You jammy bastard I've always wanted to fxxk a black woman.
That was just insta-win button for sure.
Several variations on that theme with various levels of graphic detail.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the sarcastic ones, these tend to be the ones I respond to. Such as the guy that said he didn't have the energy to read my profile right now, definitely having his penis.
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"What kind of opening line do you like most in a message?
Free tonight?
Fancy a fuck?
Your Mrs is fit, wanna share her?
Hi, hey, hello etc
*Copy paste*
What gets your juices flowing faster than Niagara falls?
I'm asking for a friend
Wait I have no friends just a wife "
These questions are far too open and engaging, we prefer closed statements, something that requires thought and creativity to reply to, something like 'nice pics'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As a couple.
I think the best was...
You jammy bastard I've always wanted to fxxk a black woman.
That was just insta-win button for sure.
Several variations on that theme with various levels of graphic detail.
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Oh wow, we've never had anything like that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like the sarcastic ones, these tend to be the ones I respond to. Such as the guy that said he didn't have the energy to read my profile right now, definitely having his penis.
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Wait a minute, I've been nothing but sarcastic with you and my penis remains well not in you 
Although I will admit I've never slid into your DMs that just F trying to get you to convert to bi-cur |
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