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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1st?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Bonsoir mes amis

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Late late late!!!

Tut tut, Nero!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st? "

Good evening TT²! You are this evening's F¹rst poster! Welcome to the Noc' lounge.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Bonsoir mes amis "

Voulez vous…

Sod it FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Late late late!!!

Tut tut, Nero!!"

It's allowed me to complete my fab ambition if 1st on a Nero thread I'm happy it's late

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Morning Treacle

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good evening PrinçessPüddle_!

²nd in place / ¹st in my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all from the far reaches of Yorkshire. Hope everyone has enjoyed the Bank Holiday.

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By *ent1000Man  over a year ago

swanley

Merry Christmas mr laurwence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1st?

Good evening TT²! You are this evening's F¹rst poster! Welcome to the Noc' lounge."

My fab goals are complete, good evening fine gentle people, I hope everything is well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy"

Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bonsoir mes amis "

Good evening ¹ of the terrible ³

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Late late late!!!

Tut tut, Nero!!"

Good evening ² of the terrible ³ .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bonsoir mes amis

Voulez vous…

Sod it FAF?"

It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie.

I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Late late late!!!

Tut tut, Nero!!

It's allowed me to complete my fab ambition if 1st on a Nero thread I'm happy it's late "

TT² — I shall bestow upon thee a cavalcade of troops and a fiddler's three³ .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! "

How do you have a cheese on toast malfunction? Report back when all is well!

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Good evening PrinçessPüddle_!

²nd in place / ¹st in my heart."

Good evening Nerö..•°°

How are you..?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning Treacle "

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Bonsoir mes amis

Voulez vous…

Sod it FAF?

It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie.

I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight

J"

I can say it. I can sing it. I just can’t spell it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all from the far reaches of Yorkshire. Hope everyone has enjoyed the Bank Holiday. "

Evening felicitations _leedsfitguy_ / It's been a wet but wonderful bank holiday. I hope you are well?

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening Nero, evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Merry Christmas mr laurwence "

Good evening Ként¹°°°. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy. "

Not in Australia it's not

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy

Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace."

I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! "

Chow it down, I say.

Hope your cheese related emergency is resolved to your satisfaction

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things "

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Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! "

a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! "

Hello Super Shy (or is that 'Supper Shy' because it's late for your Welsh rarebit).

You may borrow the expensive Dualit™ toaster that we keep in the Nøcturnal Snug Bar.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bonsoir mes amis

Voulez vous…

Sod it FAF?

It's not even hard when it's a song title Mrs M! Mais bien sûr ma chérie.

I'm feeling a 'cuntinental' vibe tonight

J"

Looking forward to getting my silk lined gloves on this one ^...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?"

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Good evening PrinçessPüddle_!

²nd in place / ¹st in my heart.

Good evening Nerö..•°°

How are you..? "

I'm so-and-so. Check the other platform...

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx"

oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening everyone "

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Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

Not in Australia it's not "

You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things

°

Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around?? "

Sadly, the shed would not convey us home. I had to abandon Mr and Micro KC and they got a taxi home

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy

Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful "

The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful "

Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all

(Mrs)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head"

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy

Good evening and Howdy back to you with a cigar, Wildbillkid! ³rd place, with grace. I felt a pink Floyd vibe"have a ciger" but never been described as graceful

The word on Route 66 is that some Americans are indeed rather graceful. "

some,get their kicksby being sauvee and debanary

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, dear Nerø. Today, we bought a shed that we struggled to fit in my car (flat packed). We also went swimming in the buff and had curry for tea. I've just finished sewing badges onto things ( ) and Mr KC is working on filling his new display case with more Warhammer things

°

Good evening KC² — I'm always enamoured by your Nocturnal anecdotes. There's always a compendium of life's events in your daily repartee. Surely the car would fit in the shed and not the other way around??

Sadly, the shed would not convey us home. I had to abandon Mr and Micro KC and they got a taxi home "

It's not long until Micro KC starts taking driving lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I hope you all enjoyed Eater Monday...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful

Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything! "

Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it

Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

(Mrs)"

Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked—

Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. "

may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile "

Hugs I don't know if you saw, but on the Smear thread somebody asked you a question about the hormone testing.

Jx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile "

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary "

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening all

(Mrs)

Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked—

Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship. "

Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Hugs I don't know if you saw, but on the Smear thread somebody asked you a question about the hormone testing.

Jx"

Thanks lovely. No I didn't. I shall go look x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hello dear ex-husband.

So today. Let's see. I handled some news without crying or speaking to my friends about it. Progress.

I uploaded a photo that I've had so many lovely messages about.

Finalised date details.

And had a lovely almost two hour long phone call with a brilliant mind.

Hope your night is going well! x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I hope you all enjoyed Eater Monday... "

g°°d Evening Brôther Åsh †..! Are you looking forward to your little break away?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren.

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Nero, evening everyone

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Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe. "

All good here thank you, as well and as safe as can be. How about you?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

Not in Australia it's not

You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen! "

On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful

Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything!

Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it

Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse"

Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

"

Instant pizza

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

"

looks like a grilled cheese to me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

"

I wonder if that's the first ever Cheese on Toast profile pic in the history of Fab? The amount of golden toastiness is sublime *chef's kiss*

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful

Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything!

Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it

Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse

Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower?"

Best I can do is a bottle of lucozade and a packet of monster lunch

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

"

I think most of us salaciously cultured folk are looking at your décollatage.

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside

Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

(Mrs)

Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked—

Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship.

Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol "

Indeed.

Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps "

Makes 2 of us, been back an hour

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside


"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps

Makes 2 of us, been back an hour "

Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts

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By *4bimMan  over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening all

(Mrs)

Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked—

Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship.

Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol

Indeed.

Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd! "

Of course good sir

He is in the land of nod but i shall

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]"

Aww thank you for those kind words.

It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps

Makes 2 of us, been back an hour

Yep , who doesn’t love bank holiday shifts "

They're the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

looks like a grilled cheese to me"

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello dear ex-husband.

So today. Let's see. I handled some news without crying or speaking to my friends about it. Progress.

I uploaded a photo that I've had so many lovely messages about.

Finalised date details.

And had a lovely almost two hour long phone call with a brilliant mind.

Hope your night is going well! x "

I think it's time to aMELIorate the situation, oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello all"

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren.

"

oxondÅvina! How are you this evening?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]

Aww thank you for those kind words.

It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . "

They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you!

Jx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening everyone

°

Good evening JagerMorgan. How is your health? I hope you are keeping well and safe.

All good here thank you, as well and as safe as can be. How about you? "

It's all good, despite life's undulating challenges.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

I want cheese on toast now

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

Not in Australia it's not

You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen!

On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum "

How was London??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" looks like a grilled cheese to me

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? "

Me too, the slight nuanced difference between a cheese toasties and cheese on toast

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]

Aww thank you for those kind words.

It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy .

They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you!

Jx"

I performed with my LED ones last year they are fun ..

I'm sure you will look amazing and what a beautiful reason to have them. Wear them with pride x

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

looks like a grilled cheese to me

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? "

yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

I wonder if that's the first ever Cheese on Toast profile pic in the history of Fab? The amount of golden toastiness is sublime *chef's kiss*

J"

Shame my mush is in it lol but I'm getting used to taking face pics slowly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Counting down the next few hours until I get paid, then it's off the local 24hr garage

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

God this is painful

Dear PassionFire, keep your resolve, remain steadfast. I know you need your fix but a Rizla™ never solved anything!

Ay I don't need that stuff anymore I switched to vaping. Yeah yeah I know... But I will not identify the knobs you see vaping because they think it's cool, I have sensible reasons for it

Im just dying for some sugary drinks and snacks and maybe see if they got AA batteries for my gaming mouse

Can you please kindly fetch a bottle of Hamilton Russell on your way to your 24 hour, my flower?

Best I can do is a bottle of lucozade and a packet of monster lunch "

We accept such humble offerings with thanks.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren.

oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? "

Mit mir geht's gut, danke Nero. Ich lerne Deutsch auf dem Duolingo-app.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren.

oxondÅvina! How are you this evening? "

Thank you for asking.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps "

Good evening Tempted²³...!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all"

p4bím - hello back! I hope you're well?

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

its a bit early to call it late late!

some people are out, as in out out. and wont be back till late!

hello all the same

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

(Mrs)

Good ëvëning —MrsRabbit MrInked—

Thank you for popping into the Nocturnal snúg bàr. Would it be ungentlemanly for me to remark that your êyês, as delightfully dramatic as they are, could sink a battleship.

Haha. A bit siren like yeah? Lol

Indeed.

Please kindly convey the Nocturnal regards to Mr Ïnkëd!

Of course good sir

He is in the land of nod but i shall

(Mrs) "

You're a good citizen!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]

Aww thank you for those kind words.

It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy . "

Dance

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

"

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.


"

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy."

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Edinburgh.

I'm tucked up in bed feeling emotional and sore (hormones suck)

My gorgeous doggy is beside me though. They just know don't they

I hope you've all had an excellent Monday and Tuesday brings lots to make you smile

Dear MsWyld, this evening you have singled-handedly redeemed the whole of Fab with your new purple dress in •that• photo!

Is it an Oscar de la Renta?

[get well soon]

Aww thank you for those kind words.

It's actually not a dress. They are my dance wings. They make me happy .

They are beautiful. I bought some iridescent LED ones for when we had a special sparkly day in memory of a colleague. I'm hoping to take them to a music festival this year but I won't look as elegant as you!

Jx"

That's because you shall lôôk elegant as yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

looks like a grilled cheese to me

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line"

Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I want cheese on toast now "

Hush, harlot!

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside


"Just back from a ten hour shift so hey all late night peeps

Good evening Tempted²³...!"

Evening O.P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

looks like a grilled cheese to me

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line"

Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Guten abend mein liebe Damen und Herren.

oxondÅvina! How are you this evening?

Thank you for asking. "

You're welcome, dårling..•°°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"its a bit early to call it late late!

some people are out, as in out out. and wont be back till late!

hello all the same"

This ^

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

Not in Australia it's not

You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen!

On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum

How was London?? "

Superb as always and unfortunately time pressured on the sunday, else I would have arranged a how do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that."

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hello peeps

Hello Nero

Just saying a quick hello. I've got a major mega malfunction with my cheese on toast that needs attending to.

Chow or ciao! a grilled cheese malfunction?like when you go to flip it and the cheese falls out?

UK cheese on toast is usually an open sandwich Bill. Like a grilled cheese but only one piece of bread.

Jx oops, and the language barrier raises it's head

Now need to blush sir, it's not a very different thing. And I bet cheese on toast and a grilled cheese can malfunction in similar ways! Not that I can imagine them. may need a recipe,or a English for dummies dictionary

I FOUND MY KETCHUP!!

I'll stop shouting now

And yes I was sad enough to take a pic

looks like a grilled cheese to me

I thought grilled cheese was

Bread toasted in a fry ran with a little butter, different cheeses added on the bread as it heats and then squash together?? yes and it looks like yours, I know I missing something ,my universal translator must be off-line

Mines grilled in the oven and i eat each slice separately? Haha why don't we just call it hot cheese bread"

maybe it's more of what it's called than how it's made?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that."

The last time I saw two flagons of that size was at the Lalique™ museum. Crystal they were. And equally valuable.

I need to find this photo of yours that seems to be today's 'de rigueur'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning Treacle

Good •••EVENING••• Compy.

Not in Australia it's not

You're on the South-Coast, you veritable vixen!

On the Gold-Coast in my dreams though, dear afternoon tea chum

How was London??

Superb as always and unfortunately time pressured on the sunday, else I would have arranged a how do "

I was in the City on Sunday, in King's Road...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss JåmiePånts.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J"

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I miss JåmiePånts. "

So do I. I think she's doing a Midsommar thing. Got a message from her, she'd clearly been imbibing the local moonshine.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. "

That sounds hot! Do you have any of those items already? Curvy Kate does an amazing faux leather bra. It's the one under the mesh top in my profile. The mesh top was a bargain £6 off amazon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I miss JåmiePånts.

So do I. I think she's doing a Midsommar thing. Got a message from her, she'd clearly been imbibing the local moonshine."

Please send her my regards. I could easily do it but I'm keeping my WhatsApp vouchers for now.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. "

Doesn't sound dull to me! I'd like to have that outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. "

What about a leather wrap skirt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull. "

You will rock that outfit and its not dull.

Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull.

You will rock that outfit and its not dull.

Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X"

Snag do amazing faux garter fishnets in a huge range of sizes and colours. Wear your knickers on top, or not at all , and it's very kink friendly

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"... oh ex-wife: where is this obscure photograph that everyone is messaging you about? Why haven't I seen it?

You're overdue an appointment at the opticians, others aren't.

I'm sorry to hear about your crying. Your sorrow is our gain: for every tear drop that falls from your celestial face turns into a flawless diamond of sparking joy.

Aww you softie. I didn't cry though. I was happy. Still am actually. Life isn't simple but I think I might be getting the hang of it. I hope your night is a happy one.

I need to work out a kink friendly outfit. A kinky outfit. A friendly kink outfit. Something like that.

I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull.

You will rock that outfit and its not dull.

Amazon actually do really good mesh underbust corsets too. Despite being metal boned you can move and breathe in them . They look great over clothes as well. X"

Ooh, I must look for those. I love corsets.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"I need to know more, outfit finding is my superpower!

J

Oh really? This will save me a lot of headspace. :D So I'm a size 18 bottom, 20 top. 5ft 8. I love black. Hate bright colours. Love dark jewel tones. The kink event is being held at a club, I like my boobs and legs.

I was thinking maybe a leather flared mini skirt, fishnets, dark green strappy lingerie and Dr Martens but I'm not sure. It feels a bit dull.

That sounds hot! Do you have any of those items already? Curvy Kate does an amazing faux leather bra. It's the one under the mesh top in my profile. The mesh top was a bargain £6 off amazon. "

Yep! I have a flared leather skirt. Green lingerie from Playful Promises. Fishnets (sharkies I think?) from Snag. Docs. Mesh top sounds like a really good idea, thank you! Going to look at Amazon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan

Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••"

And cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x "

Welcome

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x "

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese."

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x "

Hello, welcome to the Noc

Jx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese."

You're quite the Turophile, MístyPèaks!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning "

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Evening all and op and I'm going to bid you all goodnite too.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all and op and I'm going to bid you all goodnite too."

Good evening for your fleeting-greeting. Sleep well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed. "

Maybe try some brie?

Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed. "

So i have this to look forward to???

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

Welcome "

Why thank you MsWyld! Got to say you look fantastic!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

Maybe try some brie?

Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too "

What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

So i have this to look forward to???"

Let us know in the morning?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

So i have this to look forward to???"

Alas, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

Welcome

Why thank you MsWyld! Got to say you look fantastic! "

Aww thank you so much. You look equally fantastic

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth."

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

Maybe try some brie?

Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too

What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?"

I'm not sure, I've no one in mu bed to talk to

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield

Evening all??

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

Hello, welcome to the Noc

Jx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

So i have this to look forward to???

Alas, yes! "

Best for better sleep:

The calcium in cheese helps your body use the tryptophan that's naturally found in dairy to make melatonin, a hormone produced in a tiny gland in the middle of your brain. Ideally, we produce more melatonin at night, which helps us know it's time to sleep.

I always remember my dreams so.....I'll write it down unless it's naughty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. "

Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature.

Are you requiring seduction by stealth?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x "

Herzlich wilkommen im Nocturnal-thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped. "

Haha!! She's a good'en! Please stay lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all??"

Hello

Cheese on toast?

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

Maybe try some brie?

Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too

What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?

I'm not sure, I've no one in mu bed to talk to "

There is a Caledonian Sleeper that traverses the Victoriana tracks between Ed in Burg and ye olde London Towne. Not much sleeping occurs on this choochoo.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen. "

Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina?

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all??"

Good evening fine sir, °•_ames 1234566•°

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield

Yes please ??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all??"

Welcome to the Noc James

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today!"

How cums?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This evening's Nocturnal is sponsored by Couture, Attire and Apparel. ••••

And cheese.

I await the weird dreams thread in the morning

This is absolutely no joke! I've commented on this before: I always have unsettled sleep and recurring dreams - mostly unpleasant - when I eat cheddar before bed.

Maybe try some brie?

Bad jokes aside, I'm the same and it can be quite unsettling too

What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?

I'm not sure, I've no one in mu bed to talk to

There is a Caledonian Sleeper that traverses the Victoriana tracks between Ed in Burg and ye olde London Towne. Not much sleeping occurs on this choochoo. "

So I'm led to believe . I'll need to try it and hope for good travel companions

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today!

How cums?"

Been up since 4am

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield

Why thank you!??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Still awake! Been a loooong ass day today!

How cums?

Been up since 4am "

Ah, that sexplains it!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yes please ??"

I suspect you're trying to use your own emojis. They don't work on fab and make you look quizzical. There is a small selection under the text box or you can search for emoji to find all the ones you can type by hand.

Jx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why thank you!??"

Also clicking reply+ quote lets us know who you're replying to.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"...What, if I may ask, are your pillow talk skills like?

I'm not sure, I've no one in my bed to talk to

There is a Caledonian Sleeper that traverses the Victoriana tracks between Ed in Burg and ye olde London Towne. Not much sleeping occurs on this choochoo.

·

So I'm led to believe. I'll need to try it and hope for good travel companions "

Noted. Duly. Undoubtedly.

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield

why thank you my numb farming fingers struggle with those tiny things!

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped.

Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature.

Are you requiring seduction by stealth?"

How disappointing that they never occur! I might suggest you’d save the trees by not requiring as much wood for your hearth. The wood I allude to is naturally reoccurring at much greater rate than our beautiful forest and gets everyone warm and toasty much more quickly

I think I have proven quite quickly kind sir that I am not so stealthy and readily speak my mind I like my men (and women) to do the same.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

_ames 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wonder if different cheese would have different effects, would you dream of yodeling if you had swiss?"

There's a joke here about selling cars and making love to a beautiful woman, but I fear it would be lost in translation. The difference between grilled cheese and cheese on toast has put enough strain on the trans-Atlantic 'special relationship' for one night.

B

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen.

Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina?

J"

Ah! Du machst eine grappe. Wie machen auf Julie Urlaub im Berlin. Ich lerne wieder Deutsch also ich mit leute kann sprechen.

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By *randmrs17Couple  over a year ago

Wigan


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped.

Haha!! She's a good'en! Please stay lol"

Haha thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" why thank you my numb farming fingers struggle with those tiny things! "

A farmer? *swoons*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all, my first venture on to a nocturnal thread… be gentle with me Mrs x

I always say more the merrier when we are joined by a new derrière.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, mrAndmrs¹7.

We have a velvetine leather banquette for our nascent members. Please take a seat, next to the glowing hearth.

Oooo cosy! Sounds delightful although I’m slightly concerned I’m about to be offered up as sacrifice it’s a different type of spit toast you’ve conjured in my mind than I had hoped.

Fair maiden, the Nocturnal snug bar is neutral territory, hallowed ground and a safe haven. Romantic interludes do indeed occur but never of 'that' nature.

Are you requiring seduction by stealth?

How disappointing that they never occur! I might suggest you’d save the trees by not requiring as much wood for your hearth. The wood I allude to is naturally reoccurring at much greater rate than our beautiful forest and gets everyone warm and toasty much more quickly

I think I have proven quite quickly kind sir that I am not so stealthy and readily speak my mind I like my men (and women) to do the same. "

The snug bar is close to an arboretum. There is wood a plenty. It's a mystical realm. I'm your Paladin.

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield


"_ames 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me. "

Sorry mate think I’ve nailed it this time?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hier finden sie schone manner und sexy-frauen.

Are you feeling 'cuntinental' too Davina?

J"

I'm always feeling "cuntinental"

Often quite cocky too.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"_ames 1234566 — use "Reply+Quote" to put context into your replies. Otherwise I'm going to assume that you're only replying to me ÅND that you fancy me.

Sorry mate think I’ve nailed it this time? "

Brilliant!

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By *ames 1234566Man  over a year ago

Driffield


" why thank you my numb farming fingers struggle with those tiny things!

A farmer? *swoons*"

Hahaha oh yeah we’re hot topic since Clarksons

Farm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Warning to newbies, we are about to be full. Keep an eye out for the new thread

Jx

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