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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?
For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have this all picked out.
Starter - antipasto. Good meats and cheeses.
Main - ribeye and mash.
Dessert - Apple pie and custard. "
Are you planning something or are waiting to be found out...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big mac
I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks 
Have you been watching me?"
How do you think your lost your toy?  |
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"I have this all picked out.
Starter - antipasto. Good meats and cheeses.
Main - ribeye and mash.
Dessert - Apple pie and custard.
Are you planning something or are waiting to be found out...... "
No comment your honour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big mac
I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks
Have you been watching me?
How do you think your lost your toy? "
Hey give that back, my showers are less fun now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big mac
I can picture you devouring a big Mac in seconds and get Mac sauce all over your mouth and cheeks
Have you been watching me?
How do you think your lost your toy?
Hey give that back, my showers are less fun now. "
Pour some rum down the drain when you take a shower next and you might be able to coax me out  |
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"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?
For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo "
I would do the same…. I’m going out on my terms!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal?
For me, I'd take a bowl of Fugu prepared by a d*unk hobo
I would do the same…. I’m going out on my terms!!!!"
Ayy you get it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal  "
Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal
Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment"
No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal
Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment
No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though"
I got it. It was the idea of the d*unk hobo preparing it made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm disappointed nobody has figured out my choice of last meal
Didn't think it was a test. I laughed when I first read it but did not feel the need to comment
No wasn't a test, just bored and killing time until I get paid after midnight, was curious to see if anyone would get it though
I got it. It was the idea of the d*unk hobo preparing it made me laugh"
Well I wanna make sure it's prepared in the worst way possible don't I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a portion of nooky fruit. It only produces fruit every 50 years so might have to wait quite a while....
Sounds like the kind of nooky I get "
I feel your pain. Tastes better than pineapple apparently... |
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"You've been found guilty of committing numerous atrocious crimes, you are given the death penalty and you're asked to choose your last meal, it can be anything you want. What do you have for your last meal"
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Being pragmatic, I'd probably rationalise the following.
1. With an impending execution, I doubt I'd feel hungry.
2. The mean itself is not going to do me much good, in terms of preventing me starving to death. So it does feel kind of superfluous doesn't it ?
3. As I am condemned to death, the meal is wasted on me, and there are plenty of other people (not condemned to death) who deserve it more than me, so help them.
4. Some poor sod will probably have to cut me open for an autopsy. Do they really need experience 5 gallons of ice-cream and bits of steak swilling about my intestines ? Probably not. Yeah, I'll skip for their sake, if nothing else. |
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