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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelves |
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Oh dear
Monday night attention seeking
"I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelves"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know they are supposed to be hip and trendy but I don't really care for them They are OK in a salad but I tried smashed avocado on toast and didn't like it"
Try them with poached egg and sun-dried tomatoes on toast, I hated them until I tried that combo |
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"I know they are supposed to be hip and trendy but I don't really care for them They are OK in a salad but I tried smashed avocado on toast and didn't like it
Try them with poached egg and sun-dried tomatoes on toast, I hated them until I tried that combo "
I don't eat eggs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know they are supposed to be hip and trendy but I don't really care for them They are OK in a salad but I tried smashed avocado on toast and didn't like it
Try them with poached egg and sun-dried tomatoes on toast, I hated them until I tried that combo "
I hated them in salads etc. Slimy!
Then i smashed them, added salt and pepper and had them with a poached egg on sourdough toast. Delicious!
Took me 20 yrs to discover that ffs! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Avacados and Marmite should only be sold in 1 shop per city.
Aww now you didn’t mention marmite. You leave that out of it! Marmite is great!"
Satan's toe jam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people |
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"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people"
on this occasion I agree with you. There was no need for his remark. But your thread is going well |
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"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people"
Sorry OP, on my second reply I was just joking and the remark was supposed to be very dry which doesn't really translate well over text. Of course you're allowed your food preferences as is everyone!  |
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"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people
Sorry OP, on my second reply I was just joking and the remark was supposed to be very dry which doesn't really translate well over text. Of course you're allowed your food preferences as is everyone! "
Don't think he was talking about you |
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Food of the gods 
Mashed up with a little salt and pepper, a drop of Tabasco and a little lime juice then spread nice and thick on some toasted crusty bread and finished off with a nice runny poached egg on the top. Some nice smoked streaky bacon and a few mushrooms is my favourite weekend breakfast or sometimes lunch in the week. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's my counter. If you need to add other ingredients and food to something to make it taste good then perhaps it's something that doesn't actually taste good.
Like, have you ever seen someone eat a raw avacado? |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelves"
they go well with sour cream and salsa  |
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"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people
Sorry OP, on my second reply I was just joking and the remark was supposed to be very dry which doesn't really translate well over text. Of course you're allowed your food preferences as is everyone!
Don't think he was talking about you"
Yeah, but reading my comment back, I can see how it could be taken the wrong way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelvesthey go well with sour cream and salsa "
They go well in the fucking bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you eat them warm? They are of a texture that needs to be warm I feel. Squashed Advocado and pear was my go to baby weaning food though, so easy, my poor baby  |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelvesthey go well with sour cream and salsa
They go well in the fucking bin"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people"
But all the rest of us have seen the thread for the lighthearted silliness it was meant to be.
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I for one salute the ridiculous. Bravo.
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I do not, however salute avocados. Its like eating snot. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I was actually just experimenting. There are the usual culprits who roam the forums with asanine comments in threads, insulting people for having different opinions or just plainly being horrible to others for no reason. I thought let me post something that is so trivial and see how long it takes for someone to come and be rude, mean or bullying.....
It took 2 replies.
Welcome to the forums, where even a post about avacados can trigger people
But all the rest of us have seen the thread for the lighthearted silliness it was meant to be.
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I for one salute the ridiculous. Bravo.
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I do not, however salute avocados. Its like eating snot."
Have you tried less salt? |
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"I love then drizzled with EV OO, himalayan salt and fresh ground pepper
I'm scared to ask what EV OO is... 
LvM
Fear not, its Extra Virgin Olive Oil!! "
Ah!  Thanks for the translation, I was getting the impression it was some super elite ingredient that you could only get from Marks & Spencer
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love then drizzled with EV OO, himalayan salt and fresh ground pepper
I'm scared to ask what EV OO is...
LvM
Fear not, its Extra Virgin Olive Oil!!
Ah! Thanks for the translation, I was getting the impression it was some super elite ingredient that you could only get from Marks & Spencer
LvM"
soz.. Just too lazy to type it out |
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Oh dear
Monday night attention seeking
I really can't stand them. They taste like cold fat, weird texture. They should be displayed in a corner somewhere and not take up so much space on the shelves"
The bloke stuck up a post about (minging) avocados, how on earth is that attention seeking?
The texture of them is just wrong! They’re defo a hard limit! |
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Adding in my 2 pence of opinion.
Avo's eaten in the country they're grown in, are a thing of beauty and much nicer than the ones that have been shipped over to the UK.
I'm currently growing 2 Avo trees from seed. I have 0 expectation of success. |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi "
I didn't even know that was a thing.  |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing. "
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing.
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly"
I'll have a look next time I'm on there.
I saw frozen avocado the other day, not entirely sure how I feel about that |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing.
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly"
Squirt a bit of lemon juice on top and cover it. It adds a couple.of days onto it |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing.
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly
I'll have a look next time I'm on there.
I saw frozen avocado the other day, not entirely sure how I feel about that"
Frozen avocado is too far! The pots tend to be in the fridge near the dips like hummus, tzatziki etc. |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing.
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly
Squirt a bit of lemon juice on top and cover it. It adds a couple.of days onto it "
Ooooh interesting, I'll have to try that out. Thanks for the tip!  |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
I didn't even know that was a thing.
They're fantastic provided you finish the pot within a couple of days otherwise it goes brown quite quickly
I'll have a look next time I'm on there.
I saw frozen avocado the other day, not entirely sure how I feel about that
Frozen avocado is too far! The pots tend to be in the fridge near the dips like hummus, tzatziki etc. "
Thanks I'll give it a go |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi "
Even those pots are chalk and cheese.
The chilli ones are ok (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own) and the lemon ones are vile (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own).
I never touched the things until I discovered the smashed with chilli version. Recoiled in horror when I bought and tasted the lemon version by mistake.
I have a dash of lemon in my breakfast tea (no milk), that is tolerable from the vitamin intake POV. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
Even those pots are chalk and cheese.
The chilli ones are ok (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own) and the lemon ones are vile (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own).
I never touched the things until I discovered the smashed with chilli version. Recoiled in horror when I bought and tasted the lemon version by mistake.
I have a dash of lemon in my breakfast tea (no milk), that is tolerable from the vitamin intake POV. "
Avocado has a meaty taste. |
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"A decent, perfectly ripe avocado with oil and vinegar is delicious but finding one is so rare that I stopped bothering
I've never bothered and just get the pots of smashed avocado from Aldi
Even those pots are chalk and cheese.
The chilli ones are ok (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own) and the lemon ones are vile (bear in mind that avocado has no real taste on its own).
I never touched the things until I discovered the smashed with chilli version. Recoiled in horror when I bought and tasted the lemon version by mistake.
I have a dash of lemon in my breakfast tea (no milk), that is tolerable from the vitamin intake POV. "
I'm surprised by that, I always buy the normal one and don't mind the taste. I might buy one of each next time I go |
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Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol |
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol"
First time in The Lounge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?"
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.  
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"I know they are supposed to be hip and trendy but I don't really care for them They are OK in a salad but I tried smashed avocado on toast and didn't like it"
Did you add a little salt and paprika |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.
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Avocados aren't vegan.
Believe it or not. |
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.
Avocados aren't vegan.
Believe it or not."
Is this because of the bees |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.
Avocados aren't vegan.
Believe it or not.
Is this because of the bees"
Apparently so |
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.
Avocados aren't vegan.
Believe it or not.
Is this because of the bees
Apparently so"
I think there is still some debate on whether avocados are vegan or not, as per an article published on 13th September 2022 by Vegan Food & Living magazine, titled “Are avocados vegan? We investigate the truth behind the myth”. It makes for an interesting read, and highlights some other common vegan foodstuffs that are potentially affected by commercial beekeeping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmm I thought this was going to be a subject like cucumbers lol Strange subject for a swinger site but I will play along.....
I Absolutely Love Avocado's. I mash them with Salt and Vinegar and either eat on Toast or just straight out of the bowl. I hate Salads lol except for fruit salads. Love Black and Green Olives.
Hmm hope this is what the Topic of discussion is looking for lol
First time in The Lounge?
Anyone made anal beads out of the avocado stones?….
*one for the vegans.
Avocados aren't vegan.
Believe it or not.
Is this because of the bees"
What? Bees are not vegan?
Leave the Bees alone!!! *starts a protest.
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