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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Burger BUN
A barm is softer.
Hotdog ROLL
If it's crusty, it becomes a crusty roll
Teacake has fruit in (you have it with a drink of Tea)
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Balm 
Reminds me of Chorley , they call cobs ‘balm cakes’ there’s no cake or balm  |
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over a year ago
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"Burger BUN
A barm is softer.
Hotdog ROLL
If it's crusty, it becomes a crusty roll
Teacake has fruit in (you have it with a drink of Tea)
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m
A barm has chips on it! A muffin Doesn’t.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong   "
You answered your own question, bread rolls are called bread rolls , end of.
*the southern counties leaves the chat*
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Burger BUN
A barm is softer.
Hotdog ROLL
If it's crusty, it becomes a crusty roll
Teacake has fruit in (you have it with a drink of Tea)
m
A barm has chips on it! A muffin Doesn’t. "
A muffin is also a deformed cupcake sometimes with fruit or chocolate chips in it! |
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong "
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square  ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired) "
Square? Wtf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teacakes??
TEACAKES!!!!!!
Oh I can't do this right now...
Tea cakes are made by tunnocks and filled with marshmallowy cream "
If I was offered a tea cake and wasn’t given one of these and handed a roll instead, I’d be real disappointed. |
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf? "
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete |
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"Teacakes??
TEACAKES!!!!!!
Oh I can't do this right now...
Tea cakes are made by tunnocks and filled with marshmallowy cream
If I was offered a tea cake and wasn’t given one of these and handed a roll instead, I’d be real disappointed. "
Even these fruity teacakes being talked about would disappoint me … sounds like an all year round hot cross bun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete "
So it’s now a scone!?!? Crazy alert!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete "
Potato scone?! Wtf is that! A hash brown? |
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"It is brilliant reading this thread accompanied by all the bosomy profile pics. Soft baps for the win!
J"
Was going to add my two penny worth then read your excellent observation.
I've forgot all about the bread . |
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete
So it’s now a scone!?!? Crazy alert!!!! "
https://images.app.goo.gl/uSvU3W7pvVghDQ8MA |
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete
Potato scone?! Wtf is that! A hash brown? "
Its mashed potato mixed up with flour, rolled out to about pound coin thickness and then fried til its crispy … similar to irish potato bread i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete
So it’s now a scone!?!? Crazy alert!!!!
https://images.app.goo.gl/uSvU3W7pvVghDQ8MA"
So square sausage on potato cakes?
* watch this one!!!!!  |
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
For burgers and hot dogs - buns
For dipping in soup - bread roll
For putting your sausages on (which should be square ) - a roll (subcategorised into soft , crispy or well fired)
Square? Wtf?
Then they don’t roll out of your roll … see what i did there
Google potato scone which will be sitting on top of your square sausage and the mind blowing will be complete
So it’s now a scone!?!? Crazy alert!!!!
https://images.app.goo.gl/uSvU3W7pvVghDQ8MA
So square sausage on potato cakes?
* watch this one!!!!! "
*square sausage and potato scone , inside a crispy roll . If you are hungry chuck an egg or some black pudding / haggis in there too
Come up and we will show you how a breakfast roll is done
And before anyone calls us weird i have witnessed northern english folk eat a roll and pie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So square sausage on potato cakes?
* watch this one!!!!!
No, no, no. You have the sausage and the tattie *in* a roll."
So meet me get this right.
I get a sausage, which isn’t a sausage , it’s a square pork burger, I put it on a potato cake you call a scone, and wrap it on a bun??
Ffs, which d*unken student came up with this?? |
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"Wait until someone tells Woody about pie barms. Or vada pav. Or about dipping pav in your chai.
Mind blown. "
Stop the bus … these have all blown my mind too … right over my head aha
Is curry calzone another scottish delicacy? … i do enjoy that one but agree it was probably a stoned student that invented it |
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"Hence the pea wet.
What on earth is a pea wet??
Exactly what it sounds like. The liquid from mushy peas. It’s what you get on your pie barm in a Northwest chippy."
I’m glad you clarified north west … glasgow does not claim this abomination
We offer ketchup, brown sauce or curry sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hence the pea wet.
What on earth is a pea wet??
Exactly what it sounds like. The liquid from mushy peas. It’s what you get on your pie barm in a Northwest chippy."
Your from Scotland, pea wet is i Bolton/Wigan thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bread rolls, c'mon what are they really called?
For us Tea cakes, everything else is clearly wrong
So what do you call an actual tea cake that has fruit in "
A hot cross bun, you add ingredients it becomes something else |
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"I like a pie on a roll  but what’s pea wet
I’ve been to Fife. You lot put macaroni in your pies. "
There is a new place in paisley that will put literally anything in a pie. So far from their instagram i am a big fan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like a pie on a roll but what’s pea wet
I’ve been to Fife. You lot put macaroni in your pies. "
oh don’t you dare say anything about macaroni pies they’re delicious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea cakes suggest fruity puddingy offerings whereas bread rolls are just dull bread. Its a cob if its crusty and a roll if its not. I have never put a pie in one. |
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To me on this side of the Pennines, there's a tea cake and a current tea cake with fruit in it
An old colleague from work from the dark side of the Pennines said it was a tea cake and a barn cake for fruit in it ...
Was a constant niggle for both of us. |
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"To me on this side of the Pennines, there's a tea cake and a current tea cake with fruit in it
An old colleague from work from the dark side of the Pennines said it was a tea cake and a barn cake for fruit in it ...
Was a constant niggle for both of us. "
No Lancastrian would suggest a barmcake had fruit in!!!!! Teacake = fruit in Lancashire. Barmcake = roundish thing made only of bread. |
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"To me on this side of the Pennines, there's a tea cake and a current tea cake with fruit in it
An old colleague from work from the dark side of the Pennines said it was a tea cake and a barn cake for fruit in it ...
Was a constant niggle for both of us.
No Lancastrian would suggest a barmcake had fruit in!!!!! Teacake = fruit in Lancashire. Barmcake = roundish thing made only of bread. "
No you are right, was the other way around..  |
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I call them baps. But I live in the land of a breadcake. I mean come on Yorkshire, bread and cake are two separate things. I know it’s confusing that they both have yellow stuff on. But ones butter and the other is custard.
The mr |
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