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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Having done a quick forum search, it appears this topic is new 
So I'll start with mine:
Doing the dishes - 6/10. Not done regularly enough, and frequently leaves small bits of residue
Changing lightbulbs - 0/10. Leaves it all to me
Cooking - 8/10. Does the majority of the cooking, but prone to distraction and can leave pots to burn. Also has filled the house with cookery books that he devours like a 90s teenager with a copy of Playboy
Choice in women - 10/10. Obvs 
Body/penis - more than adequate 
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I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs  |
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over a year ago
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"Having done a quick forum search, it appears this topic is new
So I'll start with mine:
Doing the dishes - 6/10. Not done regularly enough, and frequently leaves small bits of residue
Changing lightbulbs - 0/10. Leaves it all to me
Cooking - 8/10. Does the majority of the cooking, but prone to distraction and can leave pots to burn. Also has filled the house with cookery books that he devours like a 90s teenager with a copy of Playboy
Choice in women - 10/10. Obvs
Body/penis - more than adequate
Do you have a husband who requires rating, by yourself or others? Offer him up here for our delectation "
I'll rate your husband.
May I have him for a weekend so as to make a full assessment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can rate mine. Here's my ratings for him though.
Attitude: Huge problem
Housework: 7/10
Cooking: 10/10
Love making: 9/10 - quick, just how I like it.
Compassion: 9/10
Overall pretty good.
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs "
Having had a look at your pictures, I must say I agree on the bum. It's cute
I don't feel I can formally rate his penis without first meeting it in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This could be fun for him to read later  I’ve made a picture public for a while.
Dishes - 0/10 I don’t think he knows where the sink is even located in the house.
Cooking - 10/10 when he does cook.
Body/penis - 10/10 
Taste in women - 8/10 - he married me so it’s slightly questionable |
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I'm not offering a rating in areas where I'm equally bad, can't give him any ammunition.
Bins - 0/10 - It's always me and I am the neighbourhood binfluencer
Cooking and baking - 10/10 - He is amazing! And does pretty much all of it
Food shopping - 10/10 - It's nearly always him
Flirting - 5/10 - requires more effort 
The Sex - 9.5/10 - can't having him think there is no improvements to be made
Overall, I'd give him one
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"You can rate mine. Here's my ratings for him though.
Attitude: Huge problem
Housework: 7/10
Cooking: 10/10
Love making: 9/10 - quick, just how I like it.
Compassion: 9/10
Overall pretty good.
F"
I'd give him 8/10. He does look good in a white shirt. Plus bonus points for quick love making. Allows you to get on with more important things  |
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"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs
Having had a look at your pictures, I must say I agree on the bum. It's cute
I don't feel I can formally rate his penis without first meeting it in person "
No! No! No! My bum is my worst bit. I hate it, so ugly.
The mr |
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Hahaha this is great:
My husband is generally excellent at everything (annoyingly) cooking, cleaning, washing, DIY all high marks. However… getting him to actually do any of these things: 5/10, maybe 6/10 if I’m feeling generous. |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
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"Hahaha this is great:
My husband is generally excellent at everything (annoyingly) cooking, cleaning, washing, DIY all high marks. However… getting him to actually do any of these things: 5/10, maybe 6/10 if I’m feeling generous. "
A man needs a run up for a list like this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll rate your husband.
May I have him for a weekend so as to make a full assessment?
Of course
Do you have plenty of cockbooks to keep him occupied? "
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs "
Tres cute |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"This could be fun for him to read later I’ve made a picture public for a while.
Dishes - 0/10 I don’t think he knows where the sink is even located in the house.
Cooking - 10/10 when he does cook.
Body/penis - 10/10
Taste in women - 8/10 - he married me so it’s slightly questionable "
Oooft. I love a man in a kilt. 10/10 for that picture.
With regards not knowing where the sink is, I'd give him 2/10, as at least he can't pee in it |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'm not offering a rating in areas where I'm equally bad, can't give him any ammunition.
Bins - 0/10 - It's always me and I am the neighbourhood binfluencer
Cooking and baking - 10/10 - He is amazing! And does pretty much all of it
Food shopping - 10/10 - It's nearly always him
Flirting - 5/10 - requires more effort
The Sex - 9.5/10 - can't having him think there is no improvements to be made
Overall, I'd give him one
J"
Never putting the bins out is clearly a downward mark. But it does leave you free to put out the wrong bin to confuse the neighbours, before swapping it to the right one after they go to bed/work
Plus he rocks a pair of jeans |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs
Having had a look at your pictures, I must say I agree on the bum. It's cute
I don't feel I can formally rate his penis without first meeting it in person
No! No! No! My bum is my worst bit. I hate it, so ugly.
The mr "
If it's that ugly, I'll just have to spank it |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Hahaha this is great:
My husband is generally excellent at everything (annoyingly) cooking, cleaning, washing, DIY all high marks. However… getting him to actually do any of these things: 5/10, maybe 6/10 if I’m feeling generous. "
He even looks good in a white shirt and hat
Maybe put pictures of naked ladies, or bags of sweets, next to the things that need doing. They can be quite simple creatures |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
So, I feel that this is a great idea, but I'm not sure I have the time or patience to rate hubbies myself. I like the idea of Jennie and others running QA on the original ratings. I think it would be ideal if all the consolidated ratings could be made available at the end of this process, along with an availability schedule. Then I can just pick the hubbies I'd most like to enjoy for a few days. Like an Argos catalogue, but with nice personalities, gorgeous bodies and sexual acumen.
Thank you in advance.
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Ooooffftt great thread OP.
Rating mine.
Cooking 10/10
Cleaning 7/10 (not to my standards) 
Washing up 10/10
Doing the laundry 10/10
Taking care of the kids and dog 10/10
All other jobs 7/10(he has too many jobs)
His body and cock 10/10
His choice in Women 10/10 obviously!
Yep I'm blessed!!  |
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"Ooooffftt great thread OP.
Rating mine.
Cooking 10/10
Cleaning 7/10 (not to my standards)
Washing up 10/10
Doing the laundry 10/10
Taking care of the kids and dog 10/10
All other jobs 7/10(he has too many jobs)
His body and cock 10/10
His choice in Women 10/10 obviously!
Yep I'm blessed!! "
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"Ooooffftt great thread OP.
Rating mine.
Cooking 10/10
Cleaning 7/10 (not to my standards)
Washing up 10/10
Doing the laundry 10/10
Taking care of the kids and dog 10/10
All other jobs 7/10(he has too many jobs)
His body and cock 10/10
His choice in Women 10/10 obviously!
Yep I'm blessed!!
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The posh and becks of fab. |
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over a year ago
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Doing the dishes - 7/10 does them more than me so can’t really complain
Changing lightbulbs - 0/10. Leaves it all to me
Cooking - 0/10 I cook
Choice in women - 10/10 hell yeah
Body/penis - 10/10 Absolutely heavenly
Mowing the lawn -10/10 especially in his wellies really does it for me
Being a funny guy - 10/10 still makes me lol
Loyalty- 100/10 He’s my boo
Sense of humour about money 0/10 - thems the breaks |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"So, I feel that this is a great idea, but I'm not sure I have the time or patience to rate hubbies myself. I like the idea of Jennie and others running QA on the original ratings. I think it would be ideal if all the consolidated ratings could be made available at the end of this process, along with an availability schedule. Then I can just pick the hubbies I'd most like to enjoy for a few days. Like an Argos catalogue, but with nice personalities, gorgeous bodies and sexual acumen.
Thank you in advance.
"
I like the idea of men on a conveyor belt, like in Argos |
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"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs
Having had a look at your pictures, I must say I agree on the bum. It's cute
I don't feel I can formally rate his penis without first meeting it in person
No! No! No! My bum is my worst bit. I hate it, so ugly.
The mr
If it's that ugly, I'll just have to spank it "
Can I watch
Mrs |
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I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum..... |
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"I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum....."
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So, I feel that this is a great idea, but I'm not sure I have the time or patience to rate hubbies myself. I like the idea of Jennie and others running QA on the original ratings. I think it would be ideal if all the consolidated ratings could be made available at the end of this process, along with an availability schedule. Then I can just pick the hubbies I'd most like to enjoy for a few days. Like an Argos catalogue, but with nice personalities, gorgeous bodies and sexual acumen.
Thank you in advance.
I like the idea of men on a conveyor belt, like in Argos "
Ooh, in jock straps or posing pouches, with a little bow tie, and oiled up, like gladiators.
I think I might need a lie down.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum....."
It can be very tiring, but also immensely rewarding looking after someone with a disability. He's lovely.
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"I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum....."
Nuff said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could be fun for him to read later I’ve made a picture public for a while.
Dishes - 0/10 I don’t think he knows where the sink is even located in the house.
Cooking - 10/10 when he does cook.
Body/penis - 10/10
Taste in women - 8/10 - he married me so it’s slightly questionable
Oooft. I love a man in a kilt. 10/10 for that picture.
With regards not knowing where the sink is, I'd give him 2/10, as at least he can't pee in it "
He’s house trained thankfully |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Ooooffftt great thread OP.
Rating mine.
Cooking 10/10
Cleaning 7/10 (not to my standards)
Washing up 10/10
Doing the laundry 10/10
Taking care of the kids and dog 10/10
All other jobs 7/10(he has too many jobs)
His body and cock 10/10
His choice in Women 10/10 obviously!
Yep I'm blessed!! "
He sounds amazing. But good to see there's still room for improvement. Maybe he'll pick up the slack a bit when it comes to cleaning now |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I’m sometimes available on loan. No ratings to be found though, sorry. You’ll have to take your chances.
(MsWyld could probably provide a discreet reference …)
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Do we have to stamp you like a library book? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Doing the dishes - 7/10 does them more than me so can’t really complain
Changing lightbulbs - 0/10. Leaves it all to me
Cooking - 0/10 I cook
Choice in women - 10/10 hell yeah
Body/penis - 10/10 Absolutely heavenly
Mowing the lawn -10/10 especially in his wellies really does it for me
Being a funny guy - 10/10 still makes me lol
Loyalty- 100/10 He’s my boo
Sense of humour about money 0/10 - thems the breaks"
What is it with men not changing lightbulbs? 
It's good to laugh, so I approve |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'll give the Mr up for rating, I give him 10/10
Cooking - he does it all 10/10
Cleaning - 5/10 I do most
Cock - 11/10 I'm obsessed
Bum - 10/10 that cute little peach is irresistible
Choice in women 10/10 we generally agree
Mrs
Having had a look at your pictures, I must say I agree on the bum. It's cute
I don't feel I can formally rate his penis without first meeting it in person
No! No! No! My bum is my worst bit. I hate it, so ugly.
The mr
If it's that ugly, I'll just have to spank it
Can I watch
Mrs "
Absolutely |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum....."
From what you post on the forum he sounds like everything a husband should be. Plus I've had a perve, and he's not half bad I rate him A+ |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"So, I feel that this is a great idea, but I'm not sure I have the time or patience to rate hubbies myself. I like the idea of Jennie and others running QA on the original ratings. I think it would be ideal if all the consolidated ratings could be made available at the end of this process, along with an availability schedule. Then I can just pick the hubbies I'd most like to enjoy for a few days. Like an Argos catalogue, but with nice personalities, gorgeous bodies and sexual acumen.
Thank you in advance.
I like the idea of men on a conveyor belt, like in Argos
Ooh, in jock straps or posing pouches, with a little bow tie, and oiled up, like gladiators.
I think I might need a lie down.
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This is now sounding like a grown up version of The Generation Game. I'll go for a cuddly toy please |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"As a single dad I'm both husband and wife!
Cooking 10 I do it all
Cleaning as above
As to the rest I'll let you lot judge!"
Nice body. Plus a house that looks a great deal tidier than mine. You can have an A- (for making me look bad  ) |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Do we have to stamp you like a library book?
God no. No paper trail, please. Take me out the back way under a brown paper wrapper."
I'll have to think of another way to leave my mark on you then |
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"As a single dad I'm both husband and wife!
Cooking 10 I do it all
Cleaning as above
As to the rest I'll let you lot judge!
Nice body. Plus a house that looks a great deal tidier than mine. You can have an A- (for making me look bad )"
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"You can rate mine. Here's my ratings for him though.
Attitude: Huge problem
Housework: 7/10
Cooking: 10/10
Love making: 9/10 - quick, just how I like it.
Compassion: 9/10
Overall pretty good.
F"
Can confirm that attitude needs improvement. Provides a nice mid-dream chippy tea though.
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"I'll rate mine and open to all offers from the forum....
Cooking = 8/10 - trained him myself, but he's still a bit dodgy on the seasoning-by-taste technique. He prefers to follow recipes to the letter in a wholly scientific manner
Dishes = 8/10 - excellent at doing the dishwasher but will leave things to pile up a bit first.
DIY = 10/10 - builds IKEA flat pack on his own, in record time. Also handy with a spanner.
Body = 9/10 - wish he'd put a teeny bit of weight back on his hips, but that's minor.
Penis = 10/10 - yummy
Taste in women = 2/10 - he likes me. Nuff said
In sickness and in health = 100/10 - has never batted an eyelid at helping me navigate my acquired disability. He's done everything and more to keep me going and is now an expert in the maintenance of mobility equipment and in dealing with accessibility challenges. He's absolutely immense
Oh, and he's an absolute gent, but not in the "white knight" sort of way
Over to the forum.....
From what you post on the forum he sounds like everything a husband should be. Plus I've had a perve, and he's not half bad I rate him A+"
Awwwwww thanks for the A+. I think he's gorgeous  |
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"Having done a quick forum search, it appears this topic is new
So I'll start with mine:
Doing the dishes - 6/10. Not done regularly enough, and frequently leaves small bits of residue
Changing lightbulbs - 0/10. Leaves it all to me
Cooking - 8/10. Does the majority of the cooking, but prone to distraction and can leave pots to burn. Also has filled the house with cookery books that he devours like a 90s teenager with a copy of Playboy
Choice in women - 10/10. Obvs
Body/penis - more than adequate
Do you have a husband who requires rating, by yourself or others? Offer him up here for our delectation "
Don't have one so unable to give him scores...btw you never scored him on any toilet proceedings..ie leaving the seat up ..that alone is a touchy subject with Women ..or changing the bed sheets etc ? ..  |
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