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Have you ever lost a sex toy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have now and it's really bugging me!!
Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...
But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!
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"I have now and it's really bugging me!!
Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...
But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!
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Are you sure it’s not still in you? I have a torch, ropes and a metal detector  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them  ,, should have reported him to the police.."
Police wouldn't be bothered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them ,, should have reported him to the police.."
Was glad to see the back of him tbh |
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"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.
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Can you accidentally lose it in a meeting room in work? That might cheer things along |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Often loose things but not a sex toy.
You'll of hidden it in a safe place, in a box under your bed?"
I have them chucked all over to be honest. This is when I regret not being more organised. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.
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That's no way to talk about your wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.
That's no way to talk about your wife. "
Unfortunately her vagina doesn’t come with that feature  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.
Can you accidentally lose it in a meeting room in work? That might cheer things along "
Roxy** she doesn’t like being called “it” |
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"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them ,, should have reported him to the police..
Was glad to see the back of him tbh "
Why, is that where he’d stuffed them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Losing them not an issue.
Keeping them hidden is my problem. And no it’s not a size thing  . It’s a broken drawer, request for lip gloss, mishap & traumatised teenage daughter thing  "
Eeeeek!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.
Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.
As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have now and it's really bugging me!!
Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...
But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!
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Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me  |
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"Losing them not an issue.
Keeping them hidden is my problem. And no it’s not a size thing . It’s a broken drawer, request for lip gloss, mishap & traumatised teenage daughter thing
Eeeeek!!"
It’s ok. She’s forgiven me |
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"I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.
Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.
As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.
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Oh Christ yes. I had to convince my daughter a few weeks ago that she was holding a funny shaped massager. And we still laugh about our eldest coming downstairs with the "black hammer" he had found. And then using it to hammer things around the house! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.
Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.
As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.
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It's definitely not the kids. It's somewhere in my room! I'm pretty sure...unless I dreamt actually buying it. Not the first time i've done that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have now and it's really bugging me!!
Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...
But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!
Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me "
I thought I got you for a full 24hours!!!
I want a refund. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Yep.
I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.
Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?
Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.
Found them in my leather jacket. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep.
I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.
Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?
Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.
Found them in my leather jacket."
I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have now and it's really bugging me!!
Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...
But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!
Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me
I thought I got you for a full 24hours!!!
I want a refund. "
I need a quick hour to recharge, your profile lies
If there's a next time, you get a massage, me in manservant mode and a 95% discount  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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Also this reminded me of the thread a long while ago about a lady who “lost” one in a dark place during bedroom time with a new friend and he had to extract it… it was such an honest and endearing thread. I wonder sometimes if they remained friends after such an intimate encounter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also this reminded me of the thread a long while ago about a lady who “lost” one in a dark place during bedroom time with a new friend and he had to extract it… it was such an honest and endearing thread. I wonder sometimes if they remained friends after such an intimate encounter "
I remember this!! |
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"Yep.
I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.
Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?
Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.
Found them in my leather jacket.
I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though. "
What are we talking about here, if it was in the sleeve how much would be sticking out?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep.
I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.
Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?
Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.
Found them in my leather jacket.
I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though.
What are we talking about here, if it was in the sleeve how much would be sticking out? "
Depends how long your arms are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah , I lost a vibrator once. I spent months looking for the thing only to find out I left it in my mother in laws suitcase after borrowing it to go away. It was an awkward exchange . She just pointed at the suitcase and said “it’s in there”  |
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Never lost a toy, but did lose the charger for one. Searched for ages for it, looked for a replacement online... no luck. Eventually gave in and threw it away after about 6 months of lying in the drawer dead.
2 weeks later you can guess what happened.... |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
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Didn't loose it !!! I knew exactly where it was!!!
Stuck up me, tried everything and I mean everything and ended up in A& E.
Don't push a butt plug in if your bottom eats them like sweets.
So embarrassing.
But nobody died and my girlfriend who inserted it is more careful now. |
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