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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do? 
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all  "
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds. "
I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I made my wrapper into a satellite cone for the pussy
I don't want him controlled by aliens
Great forward thinking but now you've left yourself vulnerable!  "
I've got mine still from xmas |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J"
For when you want to come back to it in future |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't "
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it  |
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"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds.
I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now "
Joe - unfortunately I think you've let yourself down on this one!
Now go and get one of your left over wine ice lollies from last night and sit in the corner and think about what you've done  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Put it in a wank sock, roll up and stick it up your bootay. Let it marinade until you're ready to taste a homemade creme egg."
But then how do I ensure the walls of my anus doesn't break the egg? |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future "
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs. 
J |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it "
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.
Unironically, I think the tin foil is a good shout!  "
Or post it to me. I may or may not issue a ransom demand for its safe return……. |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Does not compute? "
Yes, yes, alright. I'm a heathen and a shame to chocolate lovers everywhere. It's my cross to bear |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds.
I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now
Joe - unfortunately I think you've let yourself down on this one!
Now go and get one of your left over wine ice lollies from last night and sit in the corner and think about what you've done "
I don't even drink wine |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.
J"
Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now? |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.
J
Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now? "
Give them to meeeee
J |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.
And pay no attention to the nasty people  "
That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful!  |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later "
You want to eat it don’t you? |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.
Unironically, I think the tin foil is a good shout!
Or post it to me. I may or may not issue a ransom demand for its safe return……."
Wonder what that ransom is worth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more
Oh no you don't, I've seen your rap sheet when it comes to chocolate. I don't want to be another statistic..."
Rude I’d replace your half eaten egg with a full one so it’s a win for you and for me because you’d have to come here to retrieve it |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.
J
Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?
Give them to meeeee
J"
And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later?  |
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"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.
And pay no attention to the nasty people
That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful! "
My pleasure Joe 
But don’t tell anyone about it, that’s the second time I’ve been sensible today and I may get reputation. |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.
J
Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?
Give them to meeeee
J
And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later? "
Later? |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"This is where lots of small ones is better than one big thick one. Small gets gobbled up all in one go. "
That's the problem though, I have the bigger one now having absolutely nailed a smaller one earlier  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later
You want to eat it don’t you? "
Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again |
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later
You want to eat it don’t you?
Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again "
I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me! |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more
Oh no you don't, I've seen your rap sheet when it comes to chocolate. I don't want to be another statistic...
Rude I’d replace your half eaten egg with a full one so it’s a win for you and for me because you’d have to come here to retrieve it "
I like the way you think Mrs Shiv, I really can't see abad side to that deal at all, especially coming to get it from you |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later
You want to eat it don’t you?
Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again
I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me! "
That's what I say but it's not worked yet |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.
And pay no attention to the nasty people
That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful!
My pleasure Joe
But don’t tell anyone about it, that’s the second time I’ve been sensible today and I may get reputation."
A reputation as a gentleman and scholar! |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
Later?
J
As in further away in time from the present
Save?
J
For when you want to come back to it in future
I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.
J
Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?
Give them to meeeee
J
And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later?
Later? "
As in further away in t... Wait a minute |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?
Why do they always make this so hard to do?
What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all
I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't
Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it
Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later
You want to eat it don’t you?
Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again
I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me! "
Wish it wasn't a chocolate egg saying that to me |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!  "
I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens |
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"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!
I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens "
Must try harder JoeBeans!
You can usually cover half of the remaining egg in the full foil wrap. |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!
I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens
Must try harder JoeBeans!
You can usually cover half of the remaining egg in the full foil wrap. "
Ahhh that may be where I struggled as I still have over half left |
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Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....
How do you eat yours?
Mr Joe Beans,
"I don't...I eat a little and then I jump on the forum and give everyone food envy for having uneaten chocolate eggs and then get bullied for not being able to finish, get lessons in tin foil origami and cellophane wrapping and people trying to sell me tupperware for storage" |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....
How do you eat yours?
Mr Joe Beans,
"I don't...I eat a little and then I jump on the forum and give everyone food envy for having uneaten chocolate eggs and then get bullied for not being able to finish, get lessons in tin foil origami and cellophane wrapping and people trying to sell me tupperware for storage" "
You know, I'm really starting to feel attacked here. I don't need to be shamed because you've all annihilated your Easter eggs already! |
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"Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....
How do you eat yours?
Mr Joe Beans,
"I don't...I eat a little and then I jump on the forum and give everyone food envy for having uneaten chocolate eggs and then get bullied for not being able to finish, get lessons in tin foil origami and cellophane wrapping and people trying to sell me tupperware for storage"
You know, I'm really starting to feel attacked here. I don't need to be shamed because you've all annihilated your Easter eggs already! "
We just want you to finish them all to so you've got room to stock up on more tomorrow at half price
All friends here Joe  |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now! "
That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me! |
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"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now! "
Which means more choccy choccy nom nom tomorrow! Well played old thing |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!
That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me! "
Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome! |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!
Which means more choccy choccy nom nom tomorrow! Well played old thing "
You know it  |
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"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now! "
Fab can sleep well tonight. Thank you JoeyB
I nearly went with "Half? " but the complete circle earlier was perfect
J |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!
Fab can sleep well tonight. Thank you JoeyB
I nearly went with "Half? " but the complete circle earlier was perfect
J"
I'm glad I could provide a satisfying conclusion. I knew everyone was on tenterhooks and I can sleep easy now knowing my fully wrapped egg is safe for me to consume tomorrow |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!
That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!
Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome! "
Duh. Chocolate delivered by hot guy. Of course people want your egg |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!
That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!
Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome!
Duh. Chocolate delivered by hot guy. Of course people want your egg "
This may be why I'm awful at picking up signals |
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