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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...to the women of Fab.
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I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
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The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
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Soz n shit |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit"
You had me at big hands  |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike
Adams apple. It must be hell for you
all.
.Soz n shit"
Have you been on the opium again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike
Adams apple. It must be hell for you
all.
.Soz n shit
Have you been on the opium again
"
Golden brown, texture like sun |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style.
::cries quietly in corner::"
I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs 
*also cries in the corner, but loudly* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style.
::cries quietly in corner::
I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs
*also cries in the corner, but loudly*"
You’d already taken the legs from me
We need that towel for the tears!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too!  "
Can't discuss blocks in open forum.
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You know, cos rules ... |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style.
::cries quietly in corner::
I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs
*also cries in the corner, but loudly*
You’d already taken the legs from me
We need that towel for the tears! "
I’m just wringing it out! Bare with…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best thread I’ve read today. Ok I’ve only read three including this one, but a wins a win "
I hope I don't sound all gloaty and stuff, but, you know ... |
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too!
Can't discuss blocks in open forum.
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You know, cos rules ..."
It’s ok, the mods only seem to object to my status updates  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! "
I am starting to feel bad now.
(Not really but its the thing to say isn't it?) |
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too!
Can't discuss blocks in open forum.
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You know, cos rules ...
It’s ok, the mods only seem to object to my status updates "
Cracking taste in wallpaper. Legs aren't bad either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup
I love that look. Not odd at all. "
I suppose I mean odd in that you rarely see it. I think a few women would rock a shaved head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent 
Amongst other things
Possibly. But I don't want you getting too big headed, or your hair won't fit on "
To late for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent
Amongst other things
Possibly. But I don't want you getting too big headed, or your hair won't fit on "
Hardly big headed. I've magnanimously apologised to all of female kind for my many virtues.
Sheeesh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit"
Respect  You are 10 times more glam then me |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me "
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating "
it's impressive I can't do it I am a basic bitch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating "
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies. |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies."
lol seconds out round 1 |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies."
Uh huh....you might want to work on that sincerity. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies.
Uh huh....you might want to work on that sincerity. "
Too busy being unattainable fabulous. I'll work on sincerity later x |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit"
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie "
Yeah, but... |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but..."
But...... What?! Go on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on "
Adams apple? |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?"
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs "
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either! |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either! "
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9 "
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x"
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x"
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me. |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me."
Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do? |
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"...to the women of Fab.
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I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me.
Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do?"
Was JC a bit of a goer?! |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me.
Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do?
Was JC a bit of a goer?! "
Well, I wasn’t there. But he was very popular so must have had loads of offers! I bet he was a hound dog. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Jennie, hun, I realise you're being all unattainable and shit, but having lured all these hunks away from the women, it's a shame to leave them flapping around with nothing to do. I'd be quite happy if you chucked a few this way. I'm sure since of the other gurls would be too. I'm happy to be attainable.
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit"
Forgiven.
Sister Lisa |
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup
I love that look. Not odd at all.
I suppose I mean odd in that you rarely see it. I think a few women would rock a shaved head "
*ahemcough - Persis Khambatta. #oooooooft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope...."
I have eaten them all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s the legs in thigh boots for me.
I’ve never been able to get thigh boots for my chunkers!
You’re just there, flaunting yours like a graceful giraffe! "
Please don't feel bad.
Unattainable is as unattainable does x |
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all."
You've eaten the ladies too??????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all."
Still waiting to be eaten |
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By *4bimMan
over a year ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all.
Still waiting to be eaten "
Erm.
Chilli chicken? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all.
Still waiting to be eaten "
Sheesh
No ones THAT hungry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all.
Still waiting to be eaten
Sheesh
No ones THAT hungry!"
Florence loves me, that’s all I need |
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit"
Apology accepted xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Apology accepted xx"
Such good grace.
You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses |
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"...to the women of Fab.
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I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Apology accepted xx
Such good grace.
You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses"
Why thank you but I must warn you...I ABSOLUTELY come with thorns lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie dahlink your contrition is about as convincing as the edit floor cuttings that didn’t make a Hollyoaks episode. Or an SNP calculator. "
Squirlfriend, for me contrition is a 10 letter word beginning with c |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...to the women of Fab.
.
I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying.
.
The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all.
.
Soz n shit
Apology accepted xx
Such good grace.
You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses
Why thank you but I must warn you...I ABSOLUTELY come with thorns lol"
I don't.
Unattainable, see? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards.
Ladies?
Ladies......
Ladiesssssss.......
*looks around in forlorn hope....
I have eaten them all.
Still waiting to be eaten
Sheesh
No ones THAT hungry!
Florence loves me, that’s all I need "
Shes always hungry |
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