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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a rewrite?
I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.
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I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a rewrite?
I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.
I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers "
Wise. I hear they’re not fond of that, in there. Vision Express, on the other hand… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a rewrite?
I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.
I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers
Wise. I hear they’re not fond of that, in there. Vision Express, on the other hand…"
I did try Boots but for some reason they offered contact lenses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence."
Would you trust a man with two first names? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence."
Worst suggestion ever! |
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names? "
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely."
Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in 
Only works if you have a vagina.
I'm a twat, does that help?"
So are most women, so yeah I guess. |
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?"
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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in
Only works if you have a vagina.
I'm a twat, does that help?
So are most women, so yeah I guess. "
I would add but I get enough views from men already... The general male population get all fuzzy over genitalia terms |
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?
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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread."
Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women |
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely."
Gentlemen are the worst!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?
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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread.
Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women "
Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Gentlemen are the worst!!"
Worst at what? |
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"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women
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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do "
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FFS!  I've already created three threads this week!
I was hoping you would do it, Joe! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women
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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do
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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!
I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "
Only 3?, You having a week off? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice
Much like the majority of those who come to the forum asking for help with their profiles "
Good job I wasn't asking for help then |
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Gentlemen are the worst!!
Worst at what?"
Worst for treating you like shit, but politely x |
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Easy.
“Here I am, ladies.
Come and get it while I’m still fresh.
Some standards but will have a go on most things.
Huge cock and can bang you senseless all night.
Repeater and heavy cummer.
Love spending hours chomping at your growler.
Usually need a finger up my bum to cum.
Never had any complaints.
Travel lots so if I’m in your town, will be free that night.
HMU lolz.”
You. Are. Welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.
You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.
Would you trust a man with two first names?
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I wouldn't trust a man, period.
A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.
Gentlemen are the worst!!
Worst at what?
Worst for treating you like shit, but politely x"
I have decided I am no longer a gentleman  |
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"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women
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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do
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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!
I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "
I vote you start one Nero and yes you should feel pressured to do so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Easy.
“Here I am, ladies.
Come and get it while I’m still fresh.
Some standards but will have a go on most things.
Huge cock and can bang you senseless all night.
Repeater and heavy cummer.
Love spending hours chomping at your growler.
Usually need a finger up my bum to cum.
Never had any complaints.
Travel lots so if I’m in your town, will be free that night.
HMU lolz.”
You. Are. Welcome."
And for those questioning all of the above, these are clearly "what not to put on profile" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women
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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do
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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!
I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "
I thought you liked being kept busy! Fiiiiiine I'll do it  |
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