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The Entirely Unofficial Late Late Nocturnal Thread (Dress Rehearsal) Part II
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Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the
-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday.
Part II |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats  "
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You may have my first seat. It's a leather Chesterfield, vintage. Cock one leg over the arm of the chair, in a whimsically seductive fashion, whilst the other leg rests on the floor. |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats
Third/fourth… Nero, you’re fucking up the numbers!
Ah Jesus wept  "
If you believe certain people, he certainly did, almost exactly 200 years ago this weekend (give or take a year or two) |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats
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You may have my first seat. It's a leather Chesterfield, vintage. Cock one leg over the arm of the chair, in a whimsically seductive fashion, whilst the other leg rests on the floor."
Oh nice! Does it matter if I flash my undies? |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats
Third/fourth… Nero, you’re fucking up the numbers!
Ah Jesus wept
If you believe certain people, he certainly did, almost exactly 200 years ago this weekend (give or take a year or two)"
Or even 2000 years ago  |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats
I'm sure you can fit on the banquette with him Chicken! It's a little quieter in here now, phew "
It’ll fill up I’m sure! |
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"So when does today's "official" version start?
Don’t ask me, I'm from Manchester and therefore not intelligent enough to do the necessary equations. I'll let you work it out  "
If x+x-1xx÷3+24 = Friday, what value is x |
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"i 100% agree gr8, but sociably the best ppl cum from my area, its salford not manchester. i am educated but in being a thief LOL. only kidding everone always nice 2b nice x  "
Welcome back Welcome! |
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"Second/third if Nero takes two seats
Third/fourth… Nero, you’re fucking up the numbers!
Ah Jesus wept
If you believe certain people, he certainly did, almost exactly 200 years ago this weekend (give or take a year or two)
Or even 2000 years ago "
Especially 2000 years ago!!  |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"https://youtu.be/WBpDs-BfwO0 " impossible Germany" wilco
Bill, back once again with the soundtrack to our fun. You are a diamond  "
didn't know if you wanted more dusty/prince or to smooth things out |
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"Eighty-seventh 
It's because I used Roman Numerals isn't it? Everyone has confused II with 11 and caused a paradox in the space-time continuum. FFS!
Welcome back KC "
It's either because we're too thick to count, or because Nerø fiddled the figures |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
The mind wandered 
And the hands?"
Sssh, they be way to busy currently to be thought of as useful |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…"
Ah, you did a fine job. Even started your own 3rd thread! |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…"
Some of us got locked in the dungeon where there is no WiFi signal....17 hours I was there and the minibar was only stocked for 16 of them, the last hour was torture...I wouldn't mind but I don't even drink!!! |
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In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.
If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door. |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches "
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath? |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
I apologise. I was haunted x"
No apologies necessary. You had to tidy up this morning  |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?"
Time  |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time "
hope it passes soon |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time "
Mate, I used to suffer from horrific migraines as a side effect of meningitis when I was a teenager so I do feel your pain |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time "
Awwww. Well stick with us as a distraction at least x |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time
hope it passes soon "
Usually 7-10 days  |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
I apologise. I was haunted x
No apologies necessary. You had to tidy up this morning "
It was a horrible clean up too.. |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time
hope it passes soon
Usually 7-10 days "
So in a week you will be full of the joys of spring! A whole new Wonko! |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time
Mate, I used to suffer from horrific migraines as a side effect of meningitis when I was a teenager so I do feel your pain "
Normally my symptoms are identical to it without the rash.
Had then as a teen and grew out of then but the past 5 years they have returned again |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time
Mate, I used to suffer from horrific migraines as a side effect of meningitis when I was a teenager so I do feel your pain
Normally my symptoms are identical to it without the rash.
Had then as a teen and grew out of then but the past 5 years they have returned again"
That sucks |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
I apologise. I was haunted x
No apologies necessary. You had to tidy up this morning
It was a horrible clean up too.."
thought those 3ladies would help( the maiden, mother, and the crone) |
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"2 hours later and my wine glass is still full!  I need to prioritise better on Friday 
Are you sure you donne have someone sneakily topping you up every five minutes?
I've not even picked it up  "
Well that puts me right off ever hosting! |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
Some of us got locked in the dungeon where there is no WiFi signal...."
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He's pretty fly for a WiFi. ^ |
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"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
I apologise. I was haunted x
No apologies necessary. You had to tidy up this morning
It was a horrible clean up too.. thought those 3ladies would help( the maiden, mother, and the crone)"
Ha, Game of Thrones is currently on and those three names have just been said, what an odd coincidence (unless you are watching GoT as well) |
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"Not first
Well done on holding back Wonko. Are you feeling satisfied after your kebab?
Meh
How’s the migraine?
Gone but my spine still aches
That sounds shit. Does nothing help? Like an Epsom bath?
Time
Mate, I used to suffer from horrific migraines as a side effect of meningitis when I was a teenager so I do feel your pain
Normally my symptoms are identical to it without the rash.
Had then as a teen and grew out of then but the past 5 years they have returned again
That sucks "
You have no idea how much, I'm sorry Wonko it's unbearable to even live with once. I'm guessing GP has been useless as ever, they are very reluctant to offer anything to help these days |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere "
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty. |
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"I am starting to feel weary so I will finish my wine and head to bed. Thank you all so much for your company this evening. It has been an absolute delight
Jxxx"
Lightweight |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty. "
I think the latter may have some specific uses. |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses. "
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered |
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"I am starting to feel weary so I will finish my wine and head to bed. Thank you all so much for your company this evening. It has been an absolute delight
Jxxx
That might take another two hours "
I am, in the words of the incredible Self Esteem, 'prioritising pleasure'
The vino comes first now  |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered"
Oh my. I really should read what I write |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered"
I've only been here 5 minutes.  |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered
Oh my. I really should read what I write "
I'm blaming Sprockett |
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"I am starting to feel weary so I will finish my wine and head to bed. Thank you all so much for your company this evening. It has been an absolute delight
Jxxx
That might take another two hours
I am, in the words of the incredible Self Esteem, 'prioritising pleasure'
The vino comes first now "
Selfish vino, having kept you waiting for two hours it could at least let you come first!!  |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered"
Let’s go lower |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered
Let’s go lower "
I'm game |
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"Eighty-seventh
It's because I used Roman Numerals isn't it? Everyone has confused II with 11 and caused a paradox in the space-time continuum. FFS!
Welcome back KC
It's either because we're too thick to count, or because Nerø fiddled the figures "
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Think of me as the Nocturnal court Minstrel, KC². I shall fiddle  for you. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Back in for part 2.
Shame I didn’t last this long last night
I think by this time last night the guests were walking the pets and doing their own washing up…
I apologise. I was haunted x
No apologies necessary. You had to tidy up this morning
It was a horrible clean up too.. thought those 3ladies would help( the maiden, mother, and the crone)
Ha, Game of Thrones is currently on and those three names have just been said, what an odd coincidence (unless you are watching GoT as well)"
nope, just my memory of useless information |
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"Can we have a wet run too please Miss ?
Sprockett! Thanks for dropping by A wet run does sound like much more fun
We could add the theme from Ski Sunday to add some atmosphere
How did you know I love that! I was listening to it this afternoon as part of one of my many eclectic playlists. It also had the theme to Black Beauty.
I think the latter may have some specific uses.
We've reached 00.51 and tone is officially lowered
Let’s go lower
I'm game "
Me three. |
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"Morning everyone who’s still here"
Me ! R (man) , since being on cabergoline for a prolactin/pituitary problem, it is known to cause insomnia. So most nights I’m up past 3am until I collapse of exhaustion (not always , sometimes I don’t sleep at all) |
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"Morning everyone who’s still here
Me ! R (man) , since being on cabergoline for a prolactin/pituitary problem, it is known to cause insomnia. So most nights I’m up past 3am until I collapse of exhaustion (not always , sometimes I don’t sleep at all) "
Oof, that sounds brutal … have never been the best sleeper for various reasons, and have had bouts of genuine insomnia, but usually they have been caused / explainable by chemicals, legal & prescribed or otherwise. To go through that most of the time must be very trying |
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