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Guys,
Lets use this thread to show how we feel overall and how feel towards some sort of females.
I.e
If your going through a rough time. Speak here. Am sure one of us here got good advice.
Or say a red flag that puts you off certain ladies 
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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Lads, lads, lads...
I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.
I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."
Suck it up, have a haribo and stick another 10kg on the bar! |
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"Lads, lads, lads...
I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.
I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."
Seems like you got a sweet tooth buddy. Care to share what chocolates you are indulging into? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Lads, lads, lads...
I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.
I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."
Don't burst out of those already too tight gym shorts...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong 
I try to see the good in everyone. So hopefully nothing goes wrong "
Your posting in the lounge nothing could possibly go wrong.... |
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"Lads, lads, lads...
I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.
I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent.
Don't burst out of those already too tight gym shorts...... "
I fear it's too late, Boo - I've already hoovered up about 7kg. |
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here 
Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore "
I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle "
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it  |
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it "
I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....
This the best thing about itt.
A bit of a daredevil antic  "
Lunatic antic more like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it "
Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble"
You already are pet, you already are |
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"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....
This the best thing about itt.
A bit of a daredevil antic "
Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore
I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope? "
*sideyes*
That ain't no telescope you want me to look through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type "
Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type
Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?"
Shitey heck and crikey on a bike! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type
Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?
Shitey heck and crikey on a bike! "
Tbh I’m only here for the promised red flags |
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore
I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope?
*sideyes*
That ain't no telescope you want me to look through "
Oh i actually own one. Hence why i asked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble"
Op, good luck your on your own with this thread, my Popcorns ready.
Ladies go easy on him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type
Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?
Shitey heck and crikey on a bike!
Tbh I’m only here for the promised red flags "
They got lots of those at my local Chinese take away |
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I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen. |
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"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....
This the best thing about itt.
A bit of a daredevil antic
Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually "
How long is the initial training? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen."
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that? |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen."
Finally someone
Glad you understood it.
Forgive me ladies.
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"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....
This the best thing about itt.
A bit of a daredevil antic
Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually
How long is the initial training?"
Depends on the route you take, but typically one academic year, if doing it as a postgraduate. |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that? "
Subtle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle "
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better? |
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"Great idea OP!
What could possibly go wrong
It really has been *one* of those nights on here
Snort
Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle
Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it
I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble
You already are pet, you already are "
Ey whatt? When did i start barking lool |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better? "
That'll do it. Can I join you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you? "
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch "
He'll have his telescope |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch "
En route |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better? "
Yeah, that'll work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope "
Is that a euphemism |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism "
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "
With Fluffy Chicken you'll do as your told |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "
You sit where you’re told to sit pet, and say thank you after |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
"
Definitely not you. You're the boss |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss "
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
"
I thought that was your day job, Ms Shady?! |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
"
Baby you know. I aint crying. Just brewing some trouble lol |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
I thought that was your day job, Ms Shady?! "
I'm off the clock shhh |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval"
Please could we have banana milk? |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval
Please could we have banana milk? "
Of course you can have anything you like |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval"
Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval
Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team "
Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk |
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval
Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team
Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk "
I'm signing up to this right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.
I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.
Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.
How’s that?
Subtle
Ffs hang on then.
Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.
Better?
That'll do it. Can I join you?
Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch
He'll have his telescope
Is that a euphemism
Wait what LOOOLL.
You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner
Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!
Definitely not you. You're the boss
No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner
I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval
Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team
Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk "
Amen to that, sista |
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over a year ago
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Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system |
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Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber". |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system "
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can be dicks.
Both male and female.
If someone seems like hard work then dodge them. It's not rocket science."
As a rocket scientist I'm mildly offended |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu"
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "
I am no way near like that lool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "
Stacy the slag never loved you like I loooovvvve you fam, let's get some sambuca |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "
Looks like you had fun. Am glad |
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"All good here .. one thing in this life we have control over is our mindset .. once you learn to control that your all good .."
Mindset is so important.
Once you have your mindset correct. You know you got thia  |
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"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber"."
What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her
Looks like you had fun. Am glad "
Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own |
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"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber".
What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses"
Cucumber is the work of the devil. And after you've seen some of those uses you especially wouldn't want to put that in your mouth! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head .... "
I was thinking the same, even guys I know well take the piss, and women here often pretend to care but have an agenda. I’ll keep my stuff in my head for now ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her
Looks like you had fun. Am glad
Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own "
Hold on.. wait.. were you at the party too.. was it you I was singing to?. The road is long bro |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her
Looks like you had fun. Am glad
Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own "
I actually meant no harm to any females lol
I just really worded it wrong. No bad feelings here pet |
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"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system
In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu
I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her
Looks like you had fun. Am glad
Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own
Hold on.. wait.. were you at the party too.. was it you I was singing to?. The road is long bro"
The road is very long bro but hey. As long its a straight line. Am happy lol |
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"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber".
What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses"
Unless the cucumber is possesed. I believe it has more benefits then a drawback. Am i correct miss? |
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Life is good, blessed to be fair, it took a lot of sacrifice and hard work, a fair few tears and a sit down reevaluation of what kind of a man I wanted to be, but I’m there now.
As for women, I find red flags to be red herrings, you don’t really see the challenges that people face and how that has affected them until you’ve known them a while. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Lets use this thread to show how we feel overall and how feel towards some sort of females."
I'm having a great day. Been out on the bike, the sun is shining and I'm meeting friends for lunch.
I feel great towards some sort of females, as I often do!
What an insightful day this is turning out to be!
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