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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday. Dry run? More lube please

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yay!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

F¹rst

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Bugger.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bugger."

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yay!"

Hello beautiful, thank you for dropping by. Sit next to me on the banquette and let me get your choice of drink and song xx

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

This made me think of Eurovision

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*sits in the corner munching his kebab*

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM"

No, but it's been a while since •K• flirted with me.

I remember it well.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"F¹rst"

It is because you are a gentleman and never come first . Second prize is a bike shed fumble.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM"

Why hello, sorry to disappoint

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Also no lube needed - you make me moist

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"This made me think of Eurovision "

Douze points pour la belle Cédé.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"F¹rst

It is because you are a gentleman and never come first . Second prize is a bike shed fumble. "

Ah, those halcyon days behind the proverbial bike sheds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello there folks

I'm in work till 1130 it's dead quiet and just scrolling so hey from me

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"*sits in the corner munching his kebab*"

Hi Wonko, thank you for coming in. Is it a doner or a shawarma?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Also no lube needed - you make me moist "

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just gonna sit in the corner and quietly drink my rum by myself...

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Yay!

Hello beautiful, thank you for dropping by. Sit next to me on the banquette and let me get your choice of drink and song xx"

Thank you darling you’re too kind

I’ll happily pour the drinks for you while you be the hostess with the mostest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*sits in the corner munching his kebab*

Hi Wonko, thank you for coming in. Is it a doner or a shawarma? "

Mixed. I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all. Don’t fancy coming in dry tho

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello there folks

I'm in work till 1130 it's dead quiet and just scrolling so hey from me "

Hi altybeardyawesomeness, we are here till midnight and probably beyond so we'll see you through to the end of your shift. Welcome to the Nocturnal

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

I’m discombobulated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello there folks

I'm in work till 1130 it's dead quiet and just scrolling so hey from me

Hi altybeardyawesomeness, we are here till midnight and probably beyond so we'll see you through to the end of your shift. Welcome to the Nocturnal "

Why thankyou happy to be here!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm just gonna sit in the corner and quietly drink my rum by myself..."

If that's what you prefer, the snug bar caters to all but there are lots of gorgeous folk in here if you start to feel more sociable xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yay!

Hello beautiful, thank you for dropping by. Sit next to me on the banquette and let me get your choice of drink and song xx

Thank you darling you’re too kind

I’ll happily pour the drinks for you while you be the hostess with the mostest "

Thank you, my hands are busier typing than I expected

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"*sits in the corner munching his kebab*

Hi Wonko, thank you for coming in. Is it a doner or a shawarma?

Mixed. I'm hungry "

I'm weird, I prefer my kebab with no sauce. Damn if that doesn't sound like an innuendo.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Also no lube needed - you make me moist

Oh you "

Oops did I say that out loud

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all. Don’t fancy coming in dry tho "

Chicken! Thank you for stopping by! LB is getting the drinks, she can add extra lube for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*sits in the corner munching his kebab*

Hi Wonko, thank you for coming in. Is it a doner or a shawarma?

Mixed. I'm hungry

I'm weird, I prefer my kebab with no sauce. Damn if that doesn't sound like an innuendo. "

Garlic mayo here

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I’m discombobulated "

You're not the only one, gorgeous Misty! LB will get you a drink to settle your nerves

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"F¹rst

It is because you are a gentleman and never come first . Second prize is a bike shed fumble.

Ah, those halcyon days behind the proverbial bike sheds. "

I know, I believe it was only yesterday

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM

Why hello, sorry to disappoint "

Pleasantly surprised

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM

No, but it's been a while since •K• flirted with me.

I remember it well."

She's taking some time from a stressful work and house redecorating. I'm sure she'll give you a flirt in due time

LvM

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Also no lube needed - you make me moist

Oh you

Oops did I say that out loud "

Don’t worry, no one else heard.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wait a minute... you're not him...

LvM

Why hello, sorry to disappoint

Pleasantly surprised

LvM"

Oh, you can stay

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Drinks anyone? Something fruity?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening."

Don't. I'll be asleep in no time

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening lovely people .

I've just climbed into bed (such a wild Saturday night)

What I'd give for a spoon that becomes a fork *sigh*

Hope you've all had a great day x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just gonna sit in the corner and quietly drink my rum by myself...

If that's what you prefer, the snug bar caters to all but there are lots of gorgeous folk in here if you start to feel more sociable xx"

It's cool, I like one-to-ones even in a group. And my rum buddy seems to be... Not particularly happy

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hello there beautiful.

Thought I'd come wish you leg breaking for your dress rehearsal.

Not literal breaking though... just the luck sort where you can't say luck.

Oh balls. Start again Posh

Hi beautiful

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening."

Thank you for setting the ambiance. I adore your aesthetic

There is room next to the hostess here. She seems demure and calm but is actually paddling like a swan under the surface.

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening.

Thank you for setting the ambiance. I adore your aesthetic

There is room next to the hostess here. She seems demure and calm but is actually paddling like a swan under the surface. "

She is doing a fabulous job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evenin'

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening lovely people .

I've just climbed into bed (such a wild Saturday night)

What I'd give for a spoon that becomes a fork *sigh*

Hope you've all had a great day x "

Good evening MsWyld. I love your Easter photo. Sporks are so underrated but they're my favourite too!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello there beautiful.

Thought I'd come wish you leg breaking for your dress rehearsal.

Not literal breaking though... just the luck sort where you can't say luck.

Oh balls. Start again Posh

Hi beautiful "

You are lovely. Thank you Posh, whisper your sexy scenarios into my ears please. I've had to abandon the NotSoQuickie

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Drinks anyone? Something fruity? "
how about a corona with a lime,or a tecate ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello there beautiful.

Thought I'd come wish you leg breaking for your dress rehearsal.

Not literal breaking though... just the luck sort where you can't say luck.

Oh balls. Start again Posh

Hi beautiful

You are lovely. Thank you Posh, whisper your sexy scenarios into my ears please. I've had to abandon the NotSoQuickie "

I noticed... far more important tasks ahead!

I'll do one tomorrow maybe... please do prepare Beef

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Drinks anyone? Something fruity? how about a corona with a lime,or a tecate ?"

Of course Cowboy. Coming right up

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow "

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Sorry j&b, forgot to say "howdy y'all"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening lovely people .

I've just climbed into bed (such a wild Saturday night)

What I'd give for a spoon that becomes a fork *sigh*

Hope you've all had a great day x

Good evening MsWyld. I love your Easter photo. Sporks are so underrated but they're my favourite too! "

Thank you gorgeous. I think it matches my shy nature

They really are underrated. Maybe I need to set up Fab Spooning...for those who like to spork

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Also no lube needed - you make me moist

Oh you

Oops did I say that out loud

Don’t worry, no one else heard. "

Oh - I'll make sure to say it louder next time then

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evenin'"

Hello Stoodleoodledoo, thanks for popping in. LB is serving drinks while I flit like a manic butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. Don’t fancy coming in dry tho

Chicken! Thank you for stopping by! LB is getting the drinks, she can add extra lube for you "

Woohoo

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening."

Oh a merino throw . Nero, I am yours!!

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night "

Why thank you for the lovely welcome dont suppose you could direct me to this misty manor could you for a bumpy bed might help the back out

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Drinks anyone? Something fruity? how about a corona with a lime,or a tecate ?"

Ooh that sounds good! Howdy to my favourite cowboy. What tunes have you got for us tonight? The vibe is smooth and sensual. Think Dusty meets Prince

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Good evening all!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly "

I have flatpack envy!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly "

KC that sounds like a wonderful day. I genuinely love putting together a flat pack. Which botanical gardens was it? I love to find my way around a fragrant bush

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening all! "

BeardyBob! We haven't met but I remember your delicious arms and shoulders from NSP's thread yesterday. And now you have your lovely beard on display. With your pictures your are spoiling us...

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/Ca0t3hAjy5k "the look of love" -shelby Lynne

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good evening all!

BeardyBob! We haven't met but I remember your delicious arms and shoulders from NSP's thread yesterday. And now you have your lovely beard on display. With your pictures your are spoiling us... "

^^she's so smooth

(And so right)

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Julie.

It's confusing. I almost called you ex-husband. I'm treating this as the real thing, not a dress rehearsal because next Friday I'll be otherwise engaged.

So, ermm, hi nocturnal people.

I went for a lovely walk. Done a food shop and the fridges are full and that makes me so happy. I also said yes to a date idea. Which has given me all the nervous happiness.

Hope everyone is well!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night

Why thank you for the lovely welcome dont suppose you could direct me to this misty manor could you for a bumpy bed might help the back out "

Only if you're absolutely sure. People tend to go in only to disappear but strangely a new mysterious portrait bearing a striking resemblance appears. But if insist...

Misty! New blood, I mean guests...

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good evening all!

BeardyBob! We haven't met but I remember your delicious arms and shoulders from NSP's thread yesterday. And now you have your lovely beard on display. With your pictures your are spoiling us... "

You are too kind - hopefully we'll meet soon next time herself strays north!

I used to be a regular nocturnaler - nice to see some of the same friendly faces still here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday. Dry run? More lube please "

What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie "

Smooth PD, smooth Thank you for dropping by to my slightly manic, I mean elegant and sophisticated Nocturnal

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie.

It's confusing. I almost called you ex-husband. I'm treating this as the real thing, not a dress rehearsal because next Friday I'll be otherwise engaged.

So, ermm, hi nocturnal people.

I went for a lovely walk. Done a food shop and the fridges are full and that makes me so happy. I also said yes to a date idea. Which has given me all the nervous happiness.

Hope everyone is well! "

It is confusing and unexpected. But I'm having fun so it's all OK. Your day sounds like a lovely mix of productive and relaxing with a side order of butterflies. How exciting!

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie

Smooth PD, smooth Thank you for dropping by to my slightly manic, I mean elegant and sophisticated Nocturnal "

I was ones compared to galaxy chocolate, just saying

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/eI1iLTBnOB4 "boogie, oogie,oogie" taste of honey cover by hindley street country club, a little more up-tempo

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all "

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

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By *ez669Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night

Why thank you for the lovely welcome dont suppose you could direct me to this misty manor could you for a bumpy bed might help the back out

Only if you're absolutely sure. People tend to go in only to disappear but strangely a new mysterious portrait bearing a striking resemblance appears. But if insist...

Misty! New blood, I mean guests... "

sounds intriguing and im feeling a tad brave after a few shandys but still wise enough not to go in blind so what other things do you know about its goinga on pleae

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


".•°°"

Hello gorgeous Ducky . Thank you for dropping by. Have you any baked treats for us?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous. "

How about the fantasy section in the royal library?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night

Why thank you for the lovely welcome dont suppose you could direct me to this misty manor could you for a bumpy bed might help the back out

Only if you're absolutely sure. People tend to go in only to disappear but strangely a new mysterious portrait bearing a striking resemblance appears. But if insist...

Misty! New blood, I mean guests...

sounds intriguing and im feeling a tad brave after a few shandys but still wise enough not to go in blind so what other things do you know about its goinga on pleae"

Ah, I'd hate to spoil all the surprises. Keep your eyes out for a Nocturnal hosted by the beautiful Misty Peaks. The Noc is every night at 10pm (usually)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

KC that sounds like a wonderful day. I genuinely love putting together a flat pack. Which botanical gardens was it? I love to find my way around a fragrant bush "

We were at Ness

We did have a little play in the woods

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"https://youtu.be/eI1iLTBnOB4 "boogie, oogie,oogie" taste of honey cover by hindley street country club, a little more up-tempo "

Perfection, I may call on you again on Friday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie

Smooth PD, smooth Thank you for dropping by to my slightly manic, I mean elegant and sophisticated Nocturnal

I was ones compared to galaxy chocolate, just saying

"

Brown and sticky?!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

How about the fantasy section in the royal library? "

I didn't even consider a library. I *love* a library. It would have revolving bookcases and everything!

My tentative thoughts were the Nocturnal Overnight Orient Sexpress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie

Smooth PD, smooth Thank you for dropping by to my slightly manic, I mean elegant and sophisticated Nocturnal

I was ones compared to galaxy chocolate, just saying

Brown and sticky?! "

Bahaha, he sets them up, she knocks them down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!"

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening.

·

Oh a merino throw . Nero, I am yours!!"

I shall put between my lips a thorny red rose and throw you over my shoulders and hasten up the stone spiralled stairwell...

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

How about the fantasy section in the royal library?

I didn't even consider a library. I *love* a library. It would have revolving bookcases and everything!

My tentative thoughts were the Nocturnal Overnight Orient Sexpress "

meets club 54

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

How about the fantasy section in the royal library?

I didn't even consider a library. I *love* a library. It would have revolving bookcases and everything!

My tentative thoughts were the Nocturnal Overnight Orient Sexpress "

Ooooooooooooooo do it in the JR library!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening all, nice to see you breaking your cherry tonight Julie

Smooth PD, smooth Thank you for dropping by to my slightly manic, I mean elegant and sophisticated Nocturnal

I was ones compared to galaxy chocolate, just saying

Brown and sticky?! "

No, that's marmite

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

KC that sounds like a wonderful day. I genuinely love putting together a flat pack. Which botanical gardens was it? I love to find my way around a fragrant bush

We were at Ness

We did have a little play in the woods "

I've never been. We might have to drag our kids there. They are not fans of "a walk".

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hey had a few shandys flicking throufh the site and not quite gave up hope of waking up in a strange bed tomorrow

Hello Mr Smith, welcome to the lovely, friendly Nocturnal. Everyone please say hello! The likelihood of a strange bed is vastly reduced as we're not at Misty Manor tonight - the beds there go bump in the night

Why thank you for the lovely welcome dont suppose you could direct me to this misty manor could you for a bumpy bed might help the back out

Only if you're absolutely sure. People tend to go in only to disappear but strangely a new mysterious portrait bearing a striking resemblance appears. But if insist...

Misty! New blood, I mean guests...

sounds intriguing and im feeling a tad brave after a few shandys but still wise enough not to go in blind so what other things do you know about its goinga on pleae

Ah, I'd hate to spoil all the surprises. Keep your eyes out for a Nocturnal hosted by the beautiful Misty Peaks. The Noc is every night at 10pm (usually) "

Thanks for the plug

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"In this evening's Nocturnal snúg bar the forumites are being lured in by the wavering shadows cast by the scented candles next to the iconic Tiffany Lamp, and from the flickering silhouettes cast by the flames from the Nocturnal log fire.

If you're cold upon your leather Chesterfields then go forth and blag a merino-wool knitted Throw from the vestibule next door.

We have a most resplendent host this evening.

·

Oh a merino throw . Nero, I am yours!!

I shall put between my lips a thorny red rose and throw you over my shoulders and hasten up the stone spiralled stairwell... "

Oh - don’t prick your lips on my behalf … (yes there is a heavy innuendo there). Remove the thorns xxx

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

How about the fantasy section in the royal library?

I didn't even consider a library. I *love* a library. It would have revolving bookcases and everything!

My tentative thoughts were the Nocturnal Overnight Orient Sexpress "

Both I think would be good but I like the thought of secret doors

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

KC that sounds like a wonderful day. I genuinely love putting together a flat pack. Which botanical gardens was it? I love to find my way around a fragrant bush

We were at Ness

We did have a little play in the woods

I've never been. We might have to drag our kids there. They are not fans of "a walk". "

Today there was an Easter family trail, which our daughter loved. We had lunch outside and ice cream afterwards. A decent way to entertain family aged between 6 and 84

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit "

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro. "

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor "

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time "

I shall not take offence. Just slyly point out it's spelt dissipating and take that as proof that you are right

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time "

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said "

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family. "

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

I shall not take offence. Just slyly point out it's spelt dissipating and take that as proof that you are right "

I used one less s because of my lisp

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said""

Apologies, but we no speak-y French

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just finished work. Woohoo!

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Hello gorgeous Ducky . Thank you for dropping by. Have you any baked treats for us? "

Good evening .•°°

I'm making triple chocolate and fudge brownies in the morning... but I have no yummy treats for right now.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What a fantastic job you're doing so far on the rehearsal! Can't wait to see the real thing.

Evening all

Thank you Josh, that's really sweet. I'm terrified I've missed someone. I'm still deciding on a venue for Friday. But it will be classy yet mischievous.

How about the fantasy section in the royal library?

I didn't even consider a library. I *love* a library. It would have revolving bookcases and everything!

My tentative thoughts were the Nocturnal Overnight Orient Sexpress meets club 54 "

If I had a time travel machine I'd love to visit Club 54. It seems like it would've been delightfully decadent!

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside

Beuno estente nocturnalistas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said"

Apologies, but we no speak-y French "

My IQ has now dropped to the point of no understanding of that comment

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just finished work. Woohoo! "

Yay, time to chill

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said"

Apologies, but we no speak-y French

My IQ has now dropped to the point of no understanding of that comment "

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


".•°°

Hello gorgeous Ducky . Thank you for dropping by. Have you any baked treats for us?

Good evening .•°°

I'm making triple chocolate and fudge brownies in the morning... but I have no yummy treats for right now."

Oh I shall just have to imagine them using the Noc magic. They sound amazing!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Beuno estente nocturnalistas "

Bono estente Daniele, hethethethetheth. Scorchio Chris Waddle Nocturnalino. Boutros Boutros Ghali.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/z7s9A3s8iv8 "call me" st Paul and the broken bones, think the commitments, kinda

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits "

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Beuno estente nocturnalistas

Bono estente Daniele, hethethethetheth. Scorchio Chris Waddle Nocturnalino. Boutros Boutros Ghali. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn! "

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET"

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said"

Apologies, but we no speak-y French

My IQ has now dropped to the point of no understanding of that comment "

Yikes, we may have to get Nurse Ratched to take care of you

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET" "

No meatballs?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"https://youtu.be/z7s9A3s8iv8 "call me" st Paul and the broken bones, think the commitments, kinda"

That sounds right up my street!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why Manchester? I vowed never to visit

Gr8Str8! Thank you for coming into my first Noc (unofficial of course). It's set in Manchester because that's where I am but I didn't have time to knock up a witty Madchester intro.

I can't stay in Manchester I feel my IQ disappating with every passing second...at this rate I'll be as intelligent as Nero in 20 seconds time

Buuuuuuuuuut - Worksop?! 'Nuff said

I moved here to get away from Croydon "nuff said"

Apologies, but we no speak-y French

My IQ has now dropped to the point of no understanding of that comment

Yikes, we may have to get Nurse Ratched to take care of you "

Wibble wibble flob a lob wobb

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday. Dry run? More lube please "

Hi J&B!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET"

No meatballs? "

Good evening Fife Ninja. I'm not sure the Snug kitchen serves meatballs but I will check for you. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside


"Beuno estente nocturnalistas

Bono estente Daniele, hethethethetheth. Scorchio Chris Waddle Nocturnalino. Boutros Boutros Ghali. "

You ain't seen me....roight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET"

No meatballs? "

Not today. We ate those on the reccy trip last weekend!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET"

No meatballs?

Not today. We ate those on the reccy trip last weekend!"

had me worried there

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday. Dry run? More lube please

Hi J&B!"

Dan! Welcome back I'm back again much sooner than expected Thank you for taking care of the creatures last night

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Bugger.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fellow locals. Today, we've been to a botanical garden with my Dad and his Spanish amiga + offspring. I'm sure I won the uphill wheelchair races.

Came home to find our son had started building our new furniture, which was kind of him. Mr KC carried on after tea and more to do tomorrow. It's all coming together, slowly

I have flatpack envy!

IKEA had babies on our living room floor

Did the babies all have cute little names all in capitals? We have adopted PAX and BESTÂ into our family.

We are now the proud owners of some EKENÄSET and other bits

When it gets quieter in here I will have a nosey. The IKEA website is my kind of house porn!

Ohhhhh we bought a dining table, 4 chairs and a bed AS WELL AS "EKENÄSET"

No meatballs?

Good evening Fife Ninja. I'm not sure the Snug kitchen serves meatballs but I will check for you. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home "

Fleeting visit. Bed is calling me

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"https://youtu.be/z7s9A3s8iv8 "call me" st Paul and the broken bones, think the commitments, kinda

That sounds right up my street! "

put it on ,you'll be dancing

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Beuno estente nocturnalistas

Bono estente Daniele, hethethethetheth. Scorchio Chris Waddle Nocturnalino. Boutros Boutros Ghali.

You ain't seen me....roight "

My name…is Michael Paine, and I am a nosey neighbour…and not a lot of people know that.

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Manchester calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

Manchester calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Saturday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

Thanks Nero for letting me steal your iconic intro . Here is my unexpected dry run for next Friday. Dry run? More lube please

Hi J&B!

Dan! Welcome back I'm back again much sooner than expected Thank you for taking care of the creatures last night "

Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…"

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Fife Ninja. I'm not sure the Snug kitchen serves meatballs but I will check for you. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home

Fleeting visit. Bed is calling me "

Well it was lovely to see you. Sweet dreams

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure "

Julie is easier on the eyes (sorry Nero, old pal)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure "

Less pressure? Now you are aware of the gravity that rests on your shoulders as hosts...it's crushing

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Aww Julie you're doing an awesome job keeping the nocturnal in order!!

Snaps for J

I'm off to bed now so will wish everyone bonne nuit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello all

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure

Less pressure? Now you are aware of the gravity that rests on your shoulders as hosts...it's crushing "

It's fun My first official appearance is on Friday but I took the chance to help out tonight unofficially. I have a fear that I've missed someone somewhere. If that is you please wave, it wasn't on purpose!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure

Julie is easier on the eyes (sorry Nero, old pal) "

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Aww Julie you're doing an awesome job keeping the nocturnal in order!!

Snaps for J

I'm off to bed now so will wish everyone bonne nuit "

Thank you darling. Sleep well

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello all "

Hello long and hard. Hopefully that doesn't describe your day has been

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure

Less pressure? Now you are aware of the gravity that rests on your shoulders as hosts...it's crushing

It's fun My first official appearance is on Friday but I took the chance to help out tonight unofficially. I have a fear that I've missed someone somewhere. If that is you please wave, it wasn't on purpose! "

I'm sure they won't be too upset...as they slowly pour petrol over themselves in disappointment

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm sure they won't be too upset...as they slowly pour petrol over themselves in disappointment "

Surely you more seasoned forumites are meant to be reassuring?

I won't do it again otherwise!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Julie! *Whispers* It's midnight

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Do women have performance issues?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And I know you jest but I know I'd feel sad if I was skipped over.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Damn. I’m going to miss your first Nocturnal

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By *elcome68Man  over a year ago

manchester

had a quiet easter wknd so far, having the grandchildren nd spending precious time with them. but now its adult fun time to chat,flirt nd get to know new ppl along the way. cliche i know, but live life to the full nd hopefully share with other sexy ppl x Tony

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie! *Whispers* It's midnight "

Did someone feed the gremlins?

Or am I meant to do something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sure they won't be too upset...as they slowly pour petrol over themselves in disappointment

Surely you more seasoned forumites are meant to be reassuring?

I won't do it again otherwise! "

You'll be fine.... I'm going to behave Thursday

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Do women have performance issues?"

What's the punchline?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Julie! *Whispers* It's midnight

Did someone feed the gremlins?

Or am I meant to do something? "

It is customary (though not essential), to announce the commencement of the midnight hour. But new traditions are also good

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"had a quiet easter wknd so far, having the grandchildren nd spending precious time with them. but now its adult fun time to chat,flirt nd get to know new ppl along the way. cliche i know, but live life to the full nd hopefully share with other sexy ppl x Tony "

Hi Tony, welcome to the Nocturnal! This is a lovely friendly place to dip your toes into the forums. It will start to get quieter now as we drift off to bed but make yourself at home

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure "

How’s it going so far, from your side?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie! *Whispers* It's midnight

Did someone feed the gremlins?

Or am I meant to do something?

It is customary (though not essential), to announce the commencement of the midnight hour. But new traditions are also good "

OK, KC says it's time to deed the Gremlins! New tradition

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Do women have performance issues?

What's the punchline? "

no worries, your doing fine,

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Did we miss the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ:ØØhrs...?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Feed. Deeding them does nothing.

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Julie! *Whispers* It's midnight

Did someone feed the gremlins?

Or am I meant to do something? "

Unleash the beasts!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm sure they won't be too upset...as they slowly pour petrol over themselves in disappointment

Surely you more seasoned forumites are meant to be reassuring?

I won't do it again otherwise!

You'll be fine.... I'm going to behave Thursday "

Why don't I believe you?

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By *elcome68Man  over a year ago

manchester

thanks guys x, it not hard to be sociable nd friendly with others, just wish more ppl were like us x i wud prefer a frindly no thanks than be ignored, but hey hoo we all individuals x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Feed. Deeding them does nothing. "

I think deeding is what our Scottish amigos do, to make animals get into vac-packs

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"Feed. Deeding them does nothing. "

Unless you’re in Scotland, in which case feeding them is quite serious

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Did we miss the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ:ØØhrs...?"

Not on my clock!

It is now the Midnight hour.

(hope no-one fed the Gremlins in the last 7 minutes)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sure they won't be too upset...as they slowly pour petrol over themselves in disappointment

Surely you more seasoned forumites are meant to be reassuring?

I won't do it again otherwise!

You'll be fine.... I'm going to behave Thursday

Why don't I believe you? "

You make it sound like I have a history with chaos

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By *elcome68Man  over a year ago

manchester

all the yrs i have bin on fab. and i have only just sussed out how to use the forum woow how sad am i. mental x

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"thanks guys x, it not hard to be sociable nd friendly with others, just wish more ppl were like us x i wud prefer a frindly no thanks than be ignored, but hey hoo we all individuals x "

Ah, if you have a little search you will find there are many valid reasons for no reply. It's not unfriendly. I personally get very stressed by the yellow message box.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Feed. Deeding them does nothing.

Unless you’re in Scotland, in which case feeding them is quite serious"

indeed

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh, Beef tells me we're nearly full. The thread finishes at around 175.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Feed. Deeding them does nothing.

Unless you’re in Scotland, in which case feeding them is quite serious indeed "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"all the yrs i have bin on fab. and i have only just sussed out how to use the forum woow how sad am i. mental x"

It must be a Manchester thing...I'd move if I was you, you can double your IQ every 10 miles

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Fin

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Phew, I was worried I missed the memo, or had been disinvited.

Hope they all stayed in their cages…

The planned host was unable to be here so I thought it would be a good practise with less pressure

How’s it going so far, from your side?"

It's been very fun! Everyone has been so kind

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