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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm stumped.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh we’ve done this one already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't meet people here. We're all just wank material.

F

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already "

In need of some new reading material fluffy?

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

OP good luck with this one,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already "

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is what happens when all the funny guys leave!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is what happens when all the funny guys leave!!!!"

I'm mildly offended

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis"

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia "

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative? "

Possibly that would work and use the green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is what happens when all the funny guys leave!!!!"

Hey! Some of us aren't funny because we're socially retarded

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lmao poor Danny boy his thread just got high jacked

Sorry about that bud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

Possibly that would work and use the green arrow"

I think majority of forum is more Marvel than DC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative? "

You’d think there’s enough bullshit on here to get things moving

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis"

Weekly? We haven’t been on here for 3 years and nothing has changed.

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

You’d think there’s enough bullshit on here to get things moving "

Or probably not enough digestive biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

You’d think there’s enough bullshit on here to get things moving

Or probably not enough digestive biscuits "

Failing that there's always a douche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia "

It's a tough environment out there. Single guys outnumber everyone else by a huge ratio. Just be you, be friendly, keep trying. You'll get there x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

You’d think there’s enough bullshit on here to get things moving

Or probably not enough digestive biscuits "

Fibre is an important part of one’s diet for sure

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Passive aggressive profile and a poor pic of your belly with some fake cash in your pants….hardly alluring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Passive aggressive profile and a poor pic of your belly with some fake cash in your pants….hardly alluring."

I was trying to work out what that was!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia "

Danny, the Lounge isn't the best place for this. The advice and support areas are better. You are getting snark because this type of thing gets asked again and again and again and again. Maybe look up some profile advice threads, read them and act on them.

J

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle

This was already established this morning, women are always after the opposite of your current body type and stubbornly aren’t willing to change their preferences

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By *amcamzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets"

Lmfao this cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up "

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

OP maybe try some clubs,

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia "

you're a guy all guys struggle

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By *amcamzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked"

Man Samantha swings is a dream I wouldnt be surprised if it was less than that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked

Man Samantha swings is a dream I wouldnt be surprised if it was less than that "

Your welcome to her, not my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked

Man Samantha swings is a dream I wouldnt be surprised if it was less than that

Your welcome to her, not my type"

Now this is the kind of sarcasm I like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked

Man Samantha swings is a dream I wouldnt be surprised if it was less than that

Your welcome to her, not my type

Now this is the kind of sarcasm I like."

Oh god...I'm leaving this thread in the interest of safety

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Think of your profile as a shop window in a busy high street. You need to have it at your very best to attract people to look want to delve further to see what's on offer. Just as a shop in a high street, competition is tough. There are so many single men on here that you really need to make yourself stand out.

You could also try clubs and socials too, instead of sitting staring at a screen and waiting for a message to come through.

Good luck.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

Possibly that would work and use the green arrow

I think majority of forum is more Marvel than DC "

Nope

Nobody meets anyone because it's the matrix.

Hang on, is this thread dejavu? There must have been a reset

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By *amcamzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Cuz the elite shaggers have monopolised all the meets

Lmfao this cracked me up

I hear Samantha Swings stil has a few 1000 she hasn't fucked

Man Samantha swings is a dream I wouldnt be surprised if it was less than that

Your welcome to her, not my type

Now this is the kind of sarcasm I like.

Oh god...I'm leaving this thread in the interest of safety "

Naaa I aint even trying I'm not on that elite class of dickmatized and I'm not just fab meat smh I have a little class... I think

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

Wasn't that an album by Arrested Development??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way. "

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance? "

I can guarantee I'm not on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

If only it was that quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

And 41 seconds

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance? "

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick "

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger."

You’ve got confused with Batman

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman "

FFS... again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman "

I thought ECW was a wrestling company from the 90s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

FFS... again "

If you shagged Spider-Man, would he jizz out of his willy or his spider hand?

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By *amcamzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

The wicket for me was 30 hours just a tad less than what you think

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

The wicket for me was 30 hours just a tad less than what you think "

Could you give you pal above some tips maybe?

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "
some are years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

FFS... again

If you shagged Spider-Man, would he jizz out of his willy or his spider hand? "

Wtf??? Why would you even think that, everyone knows spiders jizz out of there arse

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

FFS... again

If you shagged Spider-Man, would he jizz out of his willy or his spider hand? "

Sadly i've actually just sat here pondering that. I think you need to start a new thread

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

Maybe it needs some sort of laxative?

You’d think there’s enough bullshit on here to get things moving "

I think it's created a blockage by volume.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

FFS... again

If you shagged Spider-Man, would he jizz out of his willy or his spider hand?

Wtf??? Why would you even think that, everyone knows spiders jizz out of there arse"

Yeah but he’s half man isn’t he so doesn’t he do manly jizz?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

I thought ECW was a wrestling company from the 90s"

It was.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As mentioned ESC (Elite Shagging Crew) aside you need to fulfill at least one of the following criteria:

Heavy Cummer

Gym Fit

Girthy Cock

Only men in one of these categories ever has sex on FAB the rest of us a filler destined to never have sex ever. This is the Way.

Heavy cummer? Eurgh no.

Gym fit? They'd be far too energetic.

Girth? Ow

Also, do you have a list of these elite shaggers per chance?

ECW is an elite unit, identities unknown to us normies. They live by the mantra Who Fucks Wins.I hear they recruit by invitation only. If you need them and if you can find them you too could meet an Elite Shagger.

You’ve got confused with Batman

FFS... again

If you shagged Spider-Man, would he jizz out of his willy or his spider hand?

Sadly i've actually just sat here pondering that. I think you need to start a new thread"

Go for it

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

Nobody's worked it out yet. But it has dissertation written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

Nobody's worked it out yet. But it has dissertation written all over it "

Undercaculated by 11 months.

Check your workings

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By *entlemanVikingMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Easy don’t try and force a meet, take your time and actually want to get to know the person or people you are wanting to meet as well as venture out and maybe go to a club or two, I think some times people expect this side of life to come with a manual or a card that says you must meet me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me" "

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background "

Why am I being picked on?!?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?"

All said with love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love "

It's ok, I'm not easily offended. In fact I'm rarely offended at all. There are plus points to being emotionless and empty...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love "

Now I know you're taking the piss

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood

Started reading this then completely lost the plot regarding what the hell is going on

Entertaining none the less

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love

Now I know you're taking the piss "

Wrong thread meant for the sarcasim thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love

It's ok, I'm not easily offended. In fact I'm rarely offended at all. There are plus points to being emotionless and empty..."

Total suppression of thise emotions, mine reside by my left little toe

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab"

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love

It's ok, I'm not easily offended. In fact I'm rarely offended at all. There are plus points to being emotionless and empty...

Total suppression of thise emotions, mine reside by my left little toe "

I left mine in the bathroom this morning, which reminds me, I need to go flush

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By *amcamzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

The wicket for me was 30 hours just a tad less than what you think

Could you give you pal above some tips maybe? "

Errr not really in still figuring out out myself lmao you gotta just drive in and see what happens call it swingers luck of you will

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Started reading this then completely lost the plot regarding what the hell is going on

Entertaining none the less "

Just sit quietly and get your knob out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes.

If only it was that quick

I find reverse psychology works. Watch, I'll show you. "Yo, Coyote, you wouldn't meet me"

Nah bro it's a plethora of dick pics, watch yo Coyote want 24 pics of my dick, all from the same angle with my toilet in the background

Why am I being picked on?!?

All said with love

It's ok, I'm not easily offended. In fact I'm rarely offended at all. There are plus points to being emotionless and empty...

Total suppression of thise emotions, mine reside by my left little toe

I left mine in the bathroom this morning, which reminds me, I need to go flush "

Don't forget to bleach and not your anus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP "

Your only after haribo

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood


"Started reading this then completely lost the plot regarding what the hell is going on

Entertaining none the less

Just sit quietly and get your knob out "

yes ma'am

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo "

You knows it…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I just heard a line on TV I never thought I'd hear

"There balls are touching in the rough"

How does a commentator keep a straight face hearing them words

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well I just heard a line on TV I never thought I'd hear

"There balls are touching in the rough"

How does a commentator keep a straight face hearing them words"

Clearly that was golf

You have a dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I just heard a line on TV I never thought I'd hear

"There balls are touching in the rough"

How does a commentator keep a straight face hearing them words

Clearly that was golf

You have a dirty mind "

Moi? I'm innocent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo

You knows it… "

I knows it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Danny, the Lounge isn't the best place for this. The advice and support areas are better. You are getting snark because this type of thing gets asked again and again and again and again. Maybe look up some profile advice threads, read them and act on them.

J"

And he's already started a few threads on this himself.

I'm just wondering how much of the advice and feedback he's been given before that he's taken on board or if he's one of those who thinks just asking the same question over and over will somehow yield different results

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia

Danny, the Lounge isn't the best place for this. The advice and support areas are better. You are getting snark because this type of thing gets asked again and again and again and again. Maybe look up some profile advice threads, read them and act on them.

J

And he's already started a few threads on this himself.

I'm just wondering how much of the advice and feedback he's been given before that he's taken on board or if he's one of those who thinks just asking the same question over and over will somehow yield different results"

Not a lot would be my guess

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Good job team think that was answered succinctly.

Let's not dilly dally there are other pressing matters like rating wives/cocks/tits etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good job team think that was answered succinctly.

Let's not dilly dally there are other pressing matters like rating wives/cocks/tits etc"

And arranging meets

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis"

...just weekly?!

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By *emptressxxWoman  over a year ago

Local


"I wonder if anyone has worked out the actual time it takes for a single male to get a meet on here. Like really sat down and worked out the mathematics. I reckon 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes. "

Isn't that what Sydney university is doing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

...just weekly?! "

I was being kind to forumites

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Oh we’ve done this one already

Forum does have a digestion problem hence the need to regurgitate the same crap on a weekly basis

...just weekly?!

I was being kind to forumites "

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

You didn't promise cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You didn't promise cake "

Sssshhhhhhh don’t give it away!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Any ideas OP?

The typical bits that make a difference and are requested by people looking for single men here, most frequently -

A profile that distinctively makes the man and what he has to offer, stand out from the several thousand others. This includes public pics.

People who go to socials and clubs, getting to know others without pressure.

It requires effort, patience and realistic expectations too.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1159386

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple  over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry


"Passive aggressive profile and a poor pic of your belly with some fake cash in your pants….hardly alluring."
exactly this. If ever one needed reminding that everyone is the star of their own show, the OP illustrates it pretty well.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You didn't promise cake

Sssshhhhhhh don’t give it away!"

Oh bollocks.....the secret code

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By *nkyCplCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"Passive aggressive profile and a poor pic of your belly with some fake cash in your pants….hardly alluring. exactly this. If ever one needed reminding that everyone is the star of their own show, the OP illustrates it pretty well. "

And it ain’t a great show, I’m thinking Mrs Browns Boys level…that may even be a touch too nice.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Passive aggressive profile and a poor pic of your belly with some fake cash in your pants….hardly alluring. exactly this. If ever one needed reminding that everyone is the star of their own show, the OP illustrates it pretty well.

And it ain’t a great show, I’m thinking Mrs Browns Boys level…that may even be a touch too nice."

That bad?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo "

There's sweets ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo

There's sweets ?

"

Always sweets to be had

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why am I finding it so hard to get a meet people ???

Tia "

Your looking at it the wrong way!

Think “why are people not getting the chance to meet me?”

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo

There's sweets ?

Always sweets to be had "

I really can't say anything rn, that isn't smutty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo

There's sweets ?

Always sweets to be had

I really can't say anything rn, that isn't smutty. "

Say the smut

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OP, do you feel like your profile, status and gallery show you off in your best light?

Because that's where all meets start on fab

^^ what she said. And can I just add that the first 2 words on your profile are enough to make it a no from me. Hope you find what you’re looking for though OP

Your only after haribo

There's sweets ?

"

I always have a large stock of Haribo darling

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