FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Can someone please
Can someone please
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
 "
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Me being sarcastic never
I tried it once and it didn’t go well, so now I just say how it is. Which also doesn’t go down well  "
I reckon you'd go down well. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. "
You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh,
not in a good way. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh,
not in a good way. "
You just need to wiggle it a bit. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh,
not in a good way.
You just need to wiggle it a bit."
How do you know my only chat up line? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Aren't you Raven? 
Who??
You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk
That approach usually work well for you? . Because I just felt my vagina sew itself up.
J"
Double stitch |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ez669Man
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
"Aren't you Raven?
Who??
You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk
That approach usually work well
for you? . Because I just felt my vagina sew itself up.
J"
First time of trying it but i guess it crashed and burned  she did want sarcasm tho |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk."
Dammit. That's all I've got  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk."
Honesty is good. Roll with that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys?
I would but this involves talking to people.
Appreciated.
Bollocks I'm safe, I'm only 50% of the requirements "
You seem far too pleased about this... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys?
I would but this involves talking to people.
Appreciated.
Bollocks I'm safe, I'm only 50% of the requirements
You seem far too pleased about this..."
Moving forward, any response now would be well, just sarcastic |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. "
Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up."
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up.
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing..."
Neither are my balls. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up.
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls."
It wasn't me that posted them online..
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up.
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls.
It wasn't me that posted them online..
"
It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up.
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls.
It wasn't me that posted them online..
It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face."
It's like we're meant to be. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk.
Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up.
I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls.
It wasn't me that posted them online..
It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face.
It's like we're meant to be."
I have a tear running out of my eye..
Singular, not plural..
Not one of the yes on my face...
I think its water anyway. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it."
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability."
I'm willing to try it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it."
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it.
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?"
Hey, I won't judge. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it.
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?
Hey, I won't judge. "
You shouldn't, as soon as you do you'll start to pull your kicks, and who would want that? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it.
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?
Hey, I won't judge. "
You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it.
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?
Hey, I won't judge.
You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell"
Nhs website has handy advice for burns  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic...
Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it.
I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability.
I'm willing to try it.
And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?
Hey, I won't judge.
You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell"
You said you liked that. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys?
I would but this involves talking to people.
Appreciated.
I can definitely provide the sarcasm, but I'm not sure about the hotness... "
You should always be sure about one's own hotness.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob "
Do you regularly offend people?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
"
I get offended just looking in the mirror |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *amcamzMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
"
Yes all the time if I know you you ain't safe if I dont know you don't slip cus Imma be on that ass what's life without bants ay |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *amcamzMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror "
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I’m currently gathering all the Vikings, that should narrow it down a bit more for you. "
I've know a funny viking or two in my time, can we share these ones?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
"
Do you know the muffin man? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *amcamzMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man? "
The Muffin man  ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m currently gathering all the Vikings, that should narrow it down a bit more for you.
I've know a funny viking or two in my time, can we share these ones?
"
We can fence off a middle section for the Vikings with humour. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you "
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *amcamzMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute "
Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint "
Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ..... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute
Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh "
Nope I literally have nothing for a non Red Dwarf fan |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint
Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ....."
No, I like myen sweating.
Not even sorry. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint
Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot .....
No, I like myen sweating.
Not even sorry."
Men even.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint
Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot .....
No, I like myen sweating.
Not even sorry.
Men even...."
oh FFS. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Right I'm in
I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat.
Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint
Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot .....
No, I like myen sweating.
Not even sorry.
Men even....oh FFS."
It's ok, don't sweat it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *amcamzMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with
I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob
Do you regularly offend people?
I get offended just looking in the
mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute
Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh
Nope I literally have nothing for a non Red Dwarf fan"
Yhhh way over my head that one lol I fumbled the bag real bad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them?
Finally!!
I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm
I will do the spreadsheet you do the chatting! "
Wait, you're taking them all away from me?!?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them?
Finally!!
I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm
I will do the spreadsheet you do the chatting! "
I’ll send out some junk mail into there inbox…..
…….
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them?
I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work.."
Just need to remove those witches brooms then? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them?
I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work..
Just need to remove those witches brooms then? "
Oh we're using my cupboard? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them?
I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work..
Just need to remove those witches brooms then?
Oh we're using my cupboard? "
We would, because we don’t accomodate. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
I get called this, though not in the nicest possible way..."
To be fair it’s probably used in both context for those unfamiliar as an outsiders view! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!"
The rum called me a cunt? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? "
they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor..."
Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor...
Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual "
Rum makes me happy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor...
Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy. "
Rum makes me breakout in a rash of handcuffs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor...
Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy. "
Well I've yet to see that side of you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms!
People call me a cunt in the pub.
It was the rum!!
The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor...
Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy.
Well I've yet to see that side of you "
Few people do. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Haven't you found them all yet? Is this gonna need a second thread?
Nah don't worry, I'll be gone before then! It's hibernation time. "
So you want to round up these men, because your gathering nuts? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys?
I would but this involves talking to people.
Appreciated.
OK..
There are 7 I know of so let's call it 10."
I was going to say I had 7. But only give her 3 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
to see who else arrives 
J
I am sarcastic, hot not so much. 
LvM
