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Your Top Tips...."Viz" style....#1
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avoid large fines by the police for using your mobile while driving by putting your mobile in a sea shell and telling the police you are listening to the sea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instead of wasting money buying a shed and fitting it out with a bar, pool table and telly and calling it your "Mancave" just dig a small to medium size hole in your garden and sit in it |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Avoid large fines by the police for using your mobile while driving by putting your mobile in a sea shell and telling the police you are listening to the sea."
Or better yet. Get a giant 'ear' phone case and then use your phone at will even when the rozzers are driving alongside you by simply pretending to scratch your freakishly large ear.
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*this works best if you're from Norfolk or your parents are brother and sister. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
When having a summer garden party, keep a kettle of water on a rolling boil. Then, if any children start choking on ice cubes you can immediately flush them out with the kettle's contents.
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Best Viz tips I saw were;
Save money on a private reg by changing your name by deedpoll.
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Newcastle.
Paint a mattress black and leave it in your front garden so your neighbours will think you've had a house fire! |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
To remove a stain from an expensive dress..mark the area with a permanent marker pen....use a good quality stain remover like ' vanish'..
You'll quickly be able to identify the area to see if the stain has gone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With a selection of carefully selected and diligently fitted ropes and pulleys you can turn the taps in your upstairs bathroom on and off from the comfort of your living room sofa. |
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"With a selection of carefully selected and diligently fitted ropes and pulleys you can turn the taps in your upstairs bathroom on and off from the comfort of your living room sofa. "
Surely you can turn taps remotely via a phone by now? |
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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago
Stockport |
"With a selection of carefully selected and diligently fitted ropes and pulleys you can turn the taps in your upstairs bathroom on and off from the comfort of your living room sofa.
Surely you can turn taps remotely via a phone by now?"
True. But the ropes method still works if you run out of credit or forget the number |
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"Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. – D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead"
When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. – D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary |
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Make your neighbours think you are a murderer by sending your wife off to live with her mum for a few weeks, then get your mates to come round a dig holes in your garden whilst wearing paper suits and then leave with sealed polythene bags containing some of your clothing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Car drivers: fool other drivers into thinking you have automatic wipers by turning them on when it rains.
Car drivers: fool other drivers into thinking you have automatic headlights by turning them on when it gets dark |
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