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Oooft! You’re hot! Ladies first…
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Let’s see how many people want to take the proverbial bull by it’s horns!
In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story, is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.
Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...
Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'
I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!
Away you go folks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*unbuttons shirt, pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards*
Erm, go on ...."
*Picks up a bottle of water, slowly untwists the cap while looking straight in the eyes, lifts the bottle up and slowly pours the water over his head and chest*
Lmao   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am incredibly hot today.
Housework and spring sunshine is a lovely mix but I need to sit in an ice bath.
Anyway, we're in 
F"
Exactly the same over here! The morning run around has got me roasting  |
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"*unbuttons shirt, pulls up a chair and sits on it backwards*
Erm, go on ....
*Picks up a bottle of water, slowly untwists the cap while looking straight in the eyes, lifts the bottle up and slowly pours the water over his head and chest*
Lmao "
Ooft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am incredibly hot today.
Housework and spring sunshine is a lovely mix but I need to sit in an ice bath.
Anyway, we're in
F
Exactly the same over here! The morning run around has got me roasting "
Is that all that's got you roasting?
Sorry, sorry, I know, but the opportunity was too good to pass up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am incredibly hot today.
Housework and spring sunshine is a lovely mix but I need to sit in an ice bath.
Anyway, we're in
F
Exactly the same over here! The morning run around has got me roasting
Is that all that's got you roasting?
Sorry, sorry, I know, but the opportunity was too good to pass up "
Can’t fault you for taking the opportunity! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I ask more than one some seriously hot profiles that have caught my eye.
Amy
Oh, I doubt anyone will mind. I’ve yet to see any woman here run out of ooofts to give."
We can oooft more than one?
Well then...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK - I've sent some.
There are a few guys who I'd ooft at but considering we're not meeting these hot totties I've had to restrain myself from messaging 
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask more than one some seriously hot profiles that have caught my eye.
Amy
Oh, I doubt anyone will mind. I’ve yet to see any woman here run out of ooofts to give.
We can oooft more than one?
Well then... "
You can have my share. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I ask more than one some seriously hot profiles that have caught my eye.
Amy
Oh, I doubt anyone will mind. I’ve yet to see any woman here run out of ooofts to give.
We can oooft more than one?
Well then...
You can have my share. "
Dear lord!
I'd be at it all day if I do you as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning!
*sits on hands to stop hitting the ooft button first*
Ooft!
You can crack on now- don't want your hands going numb! "
Nah he's doing it so he can have a wank with a numb hand and pretend it's the person who 'oofts' him |
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By *outtMan
over a year ago
chesterfield |
"Morning!
*sits on hands to stop hitting the ooft button first*
Ooft!
You can crack on now- don't want your hands going numb! "
Wow! Oooft! Phwoarr!! Take your pick your gawjus Tess |
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"Morning!
*sits on hands to stop hitting the ooft button first*
Ooft!
You can crack on now- don't want your hands going numb!
Nah he's doing it so he can have a wank with a numb hand and pretend it's the person who 'oofts' him "
I learnt such a lot from the Inbetweeners! |
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Thank you all for presenting yourselves to be oofted. There was so much oooft in this thread that I have created an artwork installation of Os, Fs, and Ts. We may just win the Turner Prize with this level of oooft!
J |
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