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Afternoon Tea — The Results!
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
Following my recent afternoon tea thread...
Having reviewed, carefully considered and evaluated the applications from the fairest of feminine forumites, I have hand-picked ·three· thirsty temptresses for hedonistic Åfternoon Teå.
I have sent messages of invitation to those three individuals. Please check your busy InBox (the system is a little slow).
If you haven't received anything then please PM me immediately and I will re-send the invitation.  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"If you haven't received anything then please PM me immediately and I will re-send the invitation.
Ladies I think the problem is probably on Fab's end. Certainly worth messaging Nero to check. 
J"
Is there a secret password or is it a send boobs type thing?? |
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"If you haven't received anything then please PM me immediately and I will re-send the invitation.
Ladies I think the problem is probably on Fab's end. Certainly worth messaging Nero to check.
J
Is there a secret password or is it a send boobs type thing?? "
Only one way to find out.  
J |
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"If you haven't received anything then please PM me immediately and I will re-send the invitation.
Ladies I think the problem is probably on Fab's end. Certainly worth messaging Nero to check.
J
Is there a secret password or is it a send boobs type thing?? "
It’s both boobs & the password is…
F
A
F
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I wish I could say this was the reason my box is empty 
I’ll fill your box, Cede. Consider me Nero’s wingman. His back up. His gentleman’s gentleman.
Do you provide your own relish?  "
Ahhhh Patum Pepperium! |
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"Oh baby… I *am* the bar snacks 
It’s been a *long* time since someone’s called me ‘baby’.
Check please, waiter!
Left at the bar again!! Bring me a long island please waiter  "
I'm still here. Cheers!  This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh baby… I *am* the bar snacks
It’s been a *long* time since someone’s called me ‘baby’.
Check please, waiter!
Left at the bar again!! Bring me a long island please waiter
I'm still here. Cheers! This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J"
Oh, let it go... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Oh baby… I *am* the bar snacks
It’s been a *long* time since someone’s called me ‘baby’.
Check please, waiter!
Left at the bar again!! Bring me a long island please waiter
I'm still here. Cheers! This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J"
Yes!! Bring it!! Beauty & the Beast to start with yeah |
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"I'm still here. Cheers! This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J
Oh, let it go..."
I can't hit the high notes for that but after a few LI iced teas I won't care  |
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Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I wish I could say this was the reason my box is empty
I’ll fill your box, Cede. Consider me Nero’s wingman. His back up. His gentleman’s gentleman."
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In fairness I cannot deny RTG's gentlemanly gentlemanliness. |
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"I'm still here. Cheers! This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J
Oh, let it go...
I can't hit the high notes for that but after a few LI iced teas I won't care "
I didn't actually qualify for the afternoon tea but I really want to gatecrash the Disney karaoke shindig. It sounds fun. I'll bring cake! |
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"I'm still here. Cheers! This could get messy. It starts with Long Island Iced Teas and ends with Disney karaoke...
J
Oh, let it go...
I can't hit the high notes for that but after a few LI iced teas I won't care
I didn't actually qualify for the afternoon tea but I really want to gatecrash the Disney karaoke shindig. It sounds fun. I'll bring cake!"
Yay.
Nero, so sorry. I didn't mean to steal all your tea prospects. Come and have cocktails with us instead. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J"
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I should hire you for my Public Relations activities. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I think mine got lost in the post too
I wish Nero and the lucky ladies a wonderful time sampling the delights x"
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Oh Welsh Shield Maiden, don't you know - you're not supposed to publicly 'self-name and self-shame'!
You are instructed to message the OP. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I didn’t make the list for afternoon tea. I’m absolutely devastated. Again  "
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Le Petit Oiseau: you're not supposed to publicly 'self-name and self-shame'!
You are instructed to message the OP.
I may as well put this ^ on loop! |
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"I didn’t make the list for afternoon tea. I’m absolutely devastated. Again
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Le Petit Oiseau: you're not supposed to publicly 'self-name and self-shame'!
You are instructed to message the OP.
I may as well put this ^ on loop! "
If it’s not here by now darling then you didn’t send the invite… fact
It’s ok. I’m off for 3 Big Macs followed by cocktails anyways. Laters… |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
"
89p
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
89p
"
3 old pence |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
"
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
"
You are mad if you don’t want afternoon tea! I’ll bid 95p but you have to cover my fuel  |
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"Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J
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I should hire you for my Public Relations activities."
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
"
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"You are mad if you don’t want afternoon tea! I’ll bid 95p but you have to cover my fuel "
I hate all this ‘small change’ auctioneering. Petty one-upmanship pennies at a time.
It’s demeaning.
Demeaning for the object of your financial affections and demeaning for you, as comedy bidders.
Grow up and bid like you mean it.
Respectable sums for a respectable prize.
Round numbers.
None of this namby-pamby penny by penny bullshit.
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.
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I’ll bid a pound. |
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"I didn’t make the list for afternoon tea. I’m absolutely devastated. Again
Shall we go together ?
I'll get you a cream bun
Nah. We’re doing cocktails… grab your coat sexy  "
I left it on your bedroom floor.  |
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"Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J
•
I should hire you for my Public Relations activities.
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J"
Cunning stunts? |
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"I didn’t make the list for afternoon tea. I’m absolutely devastated. Again
Shall we go together ?
I'll get you a cream bun
Nah. We’re doing cocktails… grab your coat sexy
I left it on your bedroom floor. "
Oh yes… I got distracted
I’ll grab it for you now… and your coat |
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"I should hire you for my Public Relations activities.
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J
Cunning stunts? "
Easy for you to say! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J
•
I should hire you for my Public Relations activities.
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J"
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Any thread can be out-manoeuvred if it's hijacked! |
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"I should hire you for my Public Relations activities.
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J
Cunning stunts?
Easy for you to say! "
Not with my mouth full |
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"Sorry Nero, the dulcet tones of us singing "Belle" is scaring off the ladies. We shall move on to the next venue.
Afternoon tea available here ladies, it's a shame about the fab message system glitching. I suggest you DM Nero to accept the offer straight away
J
•
I should hire you for my Public Relations activities.
I fear you out-manoeuvred yourself here. It was such a cunning plan but the ladies of the Lounge are more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.
Cocktails and karaoke?
J
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Any thread can be out-manoeuvred if it's hijacked! "
Don’t blame me, I tried several times to get it back on track, signposted your inbox with neon and moved my party elsewhere.
J |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs "
I think your winning so far Grumpy |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy "
How much is a small Latte in London these days ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ? "
You’ll need to remortgage |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ? "
In that coffee shop probably £15 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are mad if you don’t want afternoon tea! I’ll bid 95p but you have to cover my fuel
I hate all this ‘small change’ auctioneering. Petty one-upmanship pennies at a time.
It’s demeaning.
Demeaning for the object of your financial affections and demeaning for you, as comedy bidders.
Grow up and bid like you mean it.
Respectable sums for a respectable prize.
Round numbers.
None of this namby-pamby penny by penny bullshit.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I’ll bid a pound."
I'll bid 5 if I get you and Nero? |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ?
You’ll need to remortgage "
If Nero regails me with tales of Ye Olde London Town stories then I will consider purchasing said caffeinated beverage..
If not .. Fuck no |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ?
In that coffee shop probably £15 "
The train there costs less |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ?
In that coffee shop probably £15
The train there costs less "
Nero will provide a limousine I'm sure for the worthy winner |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"You are mad if you don’t want afternoon tea! I’ll bid 95p but you have to cover my fuel
I hate all this ‘small change’ auctioneering. Petty one-upmanship pennies at a time.
It’s demeaning.
Demeaning for the object of your financial affections and demeaning for you, as comedy bidders.
Grow up and bid like you mean it.
Respectable sums for a respectable prize.
Round numbers.
None of this namby-pamby penny by penny bullshit.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I’ll bid a pound.
I'll bid 5 if I get you and Nero?"
Top n tails bid has now taken first place |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ? "
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£7.75½p. You cannot compromise on quality, @Grumpy. |
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"So, after checking my inbox weirdly enough I was a lucky winner (I believe) to an invite with Nero to afternoon tea.
But, to save the poor man from being barred forever from one of his most favourite places and the fact I know he can't handle being in my company for more than the length of an average social night out. (Double dipping)
I am auctioning off my place at Afternoon Tea with Nero!
So in true Auction fashion, who wants him.....
Bidding starts at 99p
I'll bid a small Latte .. From Cafe Nero obvs
I think your winning so far Grumpy
How much is a small Latte in London these days ?
In that coffee shop probably £15
The train there costs less
Nero will provide a limousine I'm sure for the worthy winner "
Fuck it I'm in then |
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"I didn’t make the list for afternoon tea. I’m absolutely devastated. Again
Shall we go together ?
I'll get you a cream bun
Nah. We’re doing cocktails… grab your coat sexy
I left it on your bedroom floor.
Oh yes… I got distracted
I’ll grab it for you now… and your coat "
Where are you taking me ?
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over a year ago
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"I'll bid 5 if I get you and Nero?
I think you’re winning now. Does this mean we’re taking a road trip down to London together?"
I'm sure I could be persuaded |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm sure I could be persuaded
I’ll bid ten whole Scottish pounds for that then! Since there’s two of us."
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Does the Caledonian Overnight Sleeper have room for three on a berth? Not that there will be much sleeping... |
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"I'm sure I could be persuaded
I’ll bid ten whole Scottish pounds for that then! Since there’s two of us.
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Does the Caledonian Overnight Sleeper have room for three on a berth? Not that there will be much sleeping... "
Wait for me |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"The sleeper passes through Manchester doesn't it
Now you abandon the karaoke
Cues up 'I See The Light'
J"
I thought you'd left me at the bar too
Now I've found you I think we need another round |
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"The sleeper passes through Manchester doesn't it
Now you abandon the karaoke
Cues up 'I See The Light'
J"
Trains have sound systems and speakers and techy stuff. Why does the karaoke have to end? |
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"The sleeper passes through Manchester doesn't it
Now you abandon the karaoke
Cues up 'I See The Light'
J
I thought you'd left me at the bar too
Now I've found you I think we need another round "
Or given my proximity to Manchester I can join you all on the party train! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"The sleeper passes through Manchester doesn't it
Now you abandon the karaoke
Cues up 'I See The Light'
J
I thought you'd left me at the bar too
Now I've found you I think we need another round
Or given my proximity to Manchester I can join you all on the party train! "
Silkstress has the plan - train Kareoke |
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"The sleeper passes through Manchester doesn't it
Now you abandon the karaoke
Cues up 'I See The Light'
J
I thought you'd left me at the bar too
Now I've found you I think we need another round
Or given my proximity to Manchester I can join you all on the party train!
Silkstress has the plan - train Kareoke "
Another thing I want to actually be real! |
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"I wish I could say this was the reason my box is empty
I’ll fill your box, Cede. Consider me Nero’s wingman. His back up. His gentleman’s gentleman.
Do you provide your own relish? "
Am sure that Nero has the very best gentleman's relish |
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