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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Did you eat it and then due to the excessive guilt you felt, blocked it from your memory?"
They had a buy 1 get 1 free offer at the supermarket so I wouldn't eat the Mrs one but I just can't find it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's in the boot of the car, all melted and 'orrible.
I don't have a car so at least it's not gone all melted and horrible..."
That makes sense. It's in the Mrs' car then!
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's in the boot of the car, all melted and 'orrible.
I don't have a car so at least it's not gone all melted and horrible...
That makes sense. It's in the Mrs' car then!
F"
The Mrs doesn't have a car either...or an Easter egg at the moment... |
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Can you find the remote. Turn it on and see whether one of you can feel the vibrations
Any ideas where it might be?..
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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"It wasn’t the crème egg that someone was seen fucking in another thread, was it?
( crème egg as a present? You tight-fisted git!).
I'm not tight fisted...(sometimes)  "
Sorry.
A more constructive suggestion:
If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free.
(To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Can you find the remote. Turn it on and see whether one of you can feel the vibrations
Any ideas where it might be?..
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I normally struggle to get the remote from the Mrs especially when the soaps are on.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It wasn’t the crème egg that someone was seen fucking in another thread, was it?
( crème egg as a present? You tight-fisted git!).
I'm not tight fisted...(sometimes)
Sorry.
A more constructive suggestion:
If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free.
(To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..)"
I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
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Lorna found it
Ate it
Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
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Are you arse cheeks feeling full? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Is it in the place where all the sausage rolls go Ash
I've been on a diet since January comtessa and very rarely buy sausage rolls anymore.... 
Oh no and well done Ash "
Thanks Comtessa...I've lost half a stone.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
Lorna found it
Ate it
Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place "
I keep forgetting where they are though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
Lorna found it
Ate it
Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place
I keep forgetting where they are though!"
When she was searching for it did she have chocolate round her mouth lol |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
Are you arse cheeks feeling full? "
I didn't eat it!.. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"You're in line for the most epic of eyerolls you know Ash. Dangerous game you're playing there.
Get thee to a supermarket with haste. "
I think they are closed now around here Meli...I better get ready for an epic eye roll.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg...
I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where...
Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things...
Any ideas where it might be?..
Are you arse cheeks feeling full?
I didn't eat it!.. "
Well she ain’t having mine
Not exactly an egg  |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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Sorry.
A more constructive suggestion:
If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free.
(To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..)
I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free..... "
That’s it!
You ate her egg by mistake.
You should be looking for the free egg.
Solved.
Behind the sofa?
Under the stairs?
Top of the wardrobe?
In the attic?
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I think maybe Mrs already hate it and just pretending she’s no clue to it’s whereabouts so you have to buy another "
Normally there would be evidence left behind like an empty box or packet on the kitchen table but there's nothing this time.....
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
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Sorry.
A more constructive suggestion:
If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free.
(To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..)
I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free.....
That’s it!
You ate her egg by mistake.
You should be looking for the free egg.
Solved.
Behind the sofa?
Under the stairs?
Top of the wardrobe?
In the attic?
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I looked in those places....
I'm going to bribe the cat with some dreamies to see if she will help me look.... |
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"Update!
I've found the Easter Egg....
I had hidden it in my suitcase...
I won't be sleeping on the sofa tonight...
Thanks everyone for your help  "
Amazing! I was no help whatsoever but I can sleep tonight knowing it's been found
J |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Update!
I've found the Easter Egg....
I had hidden it in my suitcase...
I won't be sleeping on the sofa tonight...
Thanks everyone for your help
Amazing! I was no help whatsoever but I can sleep tonight knowing it's been found
J"
I'm glad that you'll be able to have a sound sleep now it's been found... |
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