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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm rebelling.
Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.
I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.
The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.
It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.
Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?
To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)
Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?
Thanks  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll bring the PSL.
But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support 
Oh yes! I need details afterwards  "
I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.
I'm just guessing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm rebelling.
Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.
I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.
The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.
It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.
Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?
To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)
Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?
Thanks "
Im quite good at phone sex, but I am a lycra clad bastard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll bring the PSL.
But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support
Oh yes! I need details afterwards
I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.
I'm just guessing... "
We should have coffee... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about hot x buns? They’re the good think about Good Friday? And lovely toasted as well.
Red "
I've had 2 already, they are basically just fancy teacakes though are they not? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll bring the PSL.
But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support
Oh yes! I need details afterwards
I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.
I'm just guessing...
We should have coffee..."
We should |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
"I'm rebelling.
Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.
I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.
The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.
It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.
Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?
To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)
Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?
Thanks "
Ill send green day for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have fluffy socks and a PS syrup to add to coffee that I'm happy to share 
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As it happens, I do quite like those lindt chocolate bunnies aswell.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced
I knew I could count on you.
You know I got your back  "
And my front? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"je déteste l'été aussi
We should start a club.
If you hate it you me too  "
Ah I could never hate you. Unless it's a really hot day then I hate everyone equally. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I have fluffy socks and a PS syrup to add to coffee that I'm happy to share
As it happens, I do quite like those lindt chocolate bunnies aswell...."
If we break it up you don't even have to think of it as Easter themed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced
I knew I could count on you.
You know I got your back
And my front?"
Gotta start at the front to work my round to the back |
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. I'm not fussed either way.
