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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.
I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.
I sadly don't have a dog.
I also don't have a man.
Jeez I feel good now. |
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"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.
I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.
I sadly don't have a dog.
I also don't have a man.
Jeez I feel good now. "
Read that wrongly as a hotdog. 
J |
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"From my bed...
Can anyone tell me what it may be?
And has anyone got one I can borrow?"
I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear!  whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"An overhead mirror? "
If that was *in* my bed I'd be worried.
But dear lord man... I don't have one of those. I don't need to be waking up and seeing... this  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.
I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.
I sadly don't have a dog.
I also don't have a man.
Jeez I feel good now. "
I have 2 dogs... come here and we can share. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A hot water bottle ?
A cat ?
A big pink dildo ?"
Bit warm for a water bottle... that's in the bedside cupboard...
My dogs would object to a cat in the bed...
Um. That's not missing  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s me isn’t it 
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow? 
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out "
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.
I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.
I sadly don't have a dog.
I also don't have a man.
Jeez I feel good now.
Read that wrongly as a hotdog.
J"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"From my bed...
Can anyone tell me what it may be?
And has anyone got one I can borrow?
I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear! whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..
"
This has been missing from my bed for as long as I can remember... 
Do you have one I can borrow? |
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"From my bed...
Can anyone tell me what it may be?
And has anyone got one I can borrow?
I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear! whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..
"
This!!!  
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A soft sexy vagina with a woman attached. 
There isn't one of those here
I have a rough one which isn’t very sexy you can borrow if that’s any good?"
I do have one of those...
But if you bring yours then there will be two, and that's always better than one! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We think that we are what is missing from your bed you can be the filling of the sandwich "
Oooooh...
You are indeed not here... thus missing.
I like this |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"From my bed...
Can anyone tell me what it may be?
And has anyone got one I can borrow?
I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear! whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..
This!!!
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I'm feeling double teamed here
And I kinda like it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A giant throbbing erection with a woman attached.
Actually, I DO have one of those that you could borrow. "
See... you're becoming the problem solver now! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"From my bed...
Can anyone tell me what it may be?
And has anyone got one I can borrow?
Mattress?…..  "
Nope... that's here... and it's so very comfortable |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it a leg? Makes for a wonky wank.
I have two... want to bring yours to join me?
Ok
2 plus 2 equals phwoar!
(Sorry, dad joke ) "
I'm actually laughing too much at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday... "
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery "
As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime... |
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"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery "
I’ll just cut two holes in the bottom and turn up like a cardboard Fred Flintstone |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys
The vibratey ones are all now dead
There are only 127 left 
How do you cope poor girl "
Well... First I select my weapon... or weapons... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery
I’ll just cut two holes in the bottom and turn up like a cardboard Fred Flintstone "
You'd best get on the way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Electric blanket??
Are you trying to roast me? 
It’s too expensive these days !! lol x
I was expecting more of a pervert answer... "
Sweaty related maybe?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Electric blanket??
Are you trying to roast me?
It’s too expensive these days !! lol x
I was expecting more of a pervert answer...
Sweaty related maybe??"
Or roasting... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Electric blanket??
Are you trying to roast me?
It’s too expensive these days !! lol x
I was expecting more of a pervert answer...
Sweaty related maybe??
Or roasting... "
Quite possibly xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery
As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime... "
Guaranteed on time delivery. Can I take over from Kenobi at bedtime? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Electric blanket??
Are you trying to roast me?
It’s too expensive these days !! lol x
I was expecting more of a pervert answer...
Sweaty related maybe??
Or roasting...
Quite possibly xx"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s me isn’t it
You are indeed missing from my bed.
Do you have a you I can borrow?
I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out
This is turning into a GOOD Friday...
Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery
As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime...
Guaranteed on time delivery. Can I take over from Kenobi at bedtime? "
Why take over... why not just join |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.
It's 6'6" x 7'3"...
... soft as a downy chick?
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Nooooo... firm.
As a... um... firm mattress? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.
It's 6'6" x 7'3"...
... soft as a downy chick?
Nooooo... firm.
As a... um... firm mattress?"
Ohhhh... firm. Very firm. I know what you mean. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.
It's 6'6" x 7'3"...
... soft as a downy chick?
Nooooo... firm.
As a... um... firm mattress?
Ohhhh... firm. Very firm. I know what you mean. "
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"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?
Or taken a picture of
It is!
You had me invested in them!!
I need the photo"
I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?
Or taken a picture of
It is!
You had me invested in them!!
I need the photo
I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ..."
This is why I don't get invested in things |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Boobies?
YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!
F
Yes! Come!
Is it a sleepover?
Hell no.
This is turning into a party
Boobs and books?  Room for me?
J "
Always |
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"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?
Or taken a picture of
It is!
You had me invested in them!!
I need the photo
I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ...
This is why I don't get invested in things "
I'm just such a let down |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?
Or taken a picture of
It is!
You had me invested in them!!
I need the photo
I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ...
This is why I don't get invested in things
I'm just such a let down "
I just don't know if it'll ever be the same now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s either a morning spooning or doggie is downstairs 
Oooh.
A spooning could end up as doggie.
Oh. Wait. That wasn't quite what you meant "
Lol have happy Good Friday you and doggie mine is actually awake and fed early so taking him for walk along clacton beach
Enjoy |
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