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over a year ago
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"You can have 7 items
What are you choosing for your breakfast fry up
I'm
2 sausages
Beans
Scrambled egg
2 hash Brown's
1 fried bread
Or are you choosing the continental option?
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All that but without beans and add bacon and black pudding  |
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"Continental please, OP. A piping hot cafetière, warmed milk (skinny) and a Croissant served with marmite (unconventional, I know).
Marmite?
You think a man has a refined palate.
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Seven items. Okay.
Two slices of home-baked Farmhouse bread.
A smear of unsalted butter.
Three rashers of Ayrshire bacon.
A dusting of cracked black pepper.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Seven items? Just seven!!!!
3 double sausage and egg mcmuffin meals
3 extra hash browns
1 coffee
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Woah. Stop.
No.
No.
No.
Coffee isn't counted. Coffee is extra. One can't be bound by restrictions on Coffee for coffee is life.
Have an extra hash brown |
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"Seven items? Just seven!!!!
3 double sausage and egg mcmuffin meals
3 extra hash browns
1 coffee
Woah. Stop.
No.
No.
No.
Coffee isn't counted. Coffee is extra. One can't be bound by restrictions on Coffee for coffee is life.
Have an extra hash brown"
It's refillable coffee/tea/fruit juice |
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"You can have 7 items
What are you choosing for your breakfast fry up
I'm
2 sausages
Beans
Scrambled egg
2 hash Brown's
1 fried bread
Or are you choosing the continental option?
"
For me beans or scrambled egg. They don't exist on the same plate together. |
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1 poached egg
2 hash browns
mushrooms fried with parsley and so much garlic I can't kiss anyone for 2 days
2 humongous slices of rosemary and potato sourdough, toasted
0.75l sumatra mandheling coffee |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Seven items? Just seven!!!!
3 double sausage and egg mcmuffin meals
3 extra hash browns
1 coffee
Woah. Stop.
No.
No.
No.
Coffee isn't counted. Coffee is extra. One can't be bound by restrictions on Coffee for coffee is life.
Have an extra hash brown
It's refillable coffee/tea/fruit juice"
Of the many reasons I wanna boink you... this is the latest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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2 thick'n'juicy rashers of bacon
1 thick'n'juicy sausage
2 poached eggs with yolks that drip enticingly
1 slice of fried white bread glistening with olive oil
1 thick'n'juicy beefsteak tomato halved |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"You can have 7 items
What are you choosing for your breakfast fry up
I'm
2 sausages
Beans
Scrambled egg
2 hash Brown's
1 fried bread
Or are you choosing the continental option?
"
Beans are not a breakfast item 
I'll have
Bacon, sausage, mushrooms, bubble'n'squeak, fried egg, followed by toast and marmalade and a nice mug of tea.
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