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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Those of you who are afflicted with a low or tilted cervix, are you able to accommodate a larger than average wang? Any advice or tips for those of us who quake at the prospect of more than 6 inches? Menfolk who are blessed/cursed with an impressive member, what do you do to ensure the comfort and pleasure of your lover?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a tilted cervix. I just stay away from very large penis. I'm not going to do something that is uncomfortable for me"
Did nobody ever have a technique that made it more comfortable? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a tilted cervix until I had it removed.
But using a pillow under your bottom helps. Love honey sell a support pillow I believe.  "
Thanks for the tip!  |
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"I have a tilted cervix. I just stay away from very large penis. I'm not going to do something that is uncomfortable for me"
Same. Avoid. 90% of messages i get are about being "well hung", "bbc" etc etc with the assumption that's what I'm looking for which makes filtering easier. |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
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Not sure if it's the same thing but I have a retroverted uterus, found out at my first smear test, and I've never had any pain or issues at all with size or positions so I'd say give a big one a try and in different postions...everyones different you just need to find what's comfortable for you. Seems to be more deep thrusting than size that causes people pain |
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Quaking would not be advised, pal!
If it's something that is a worry physically (and by that, I assume/hope it's communicated in person before), then that person should be... y'know. In the driver's seat, initially. Control the pace of things just a little bit, assure that you're moving together in the right way.
But mostly just talk it out. And make it ridiculous, make it hilarious, we love to see that. Makes things way less stress-y sometimes.
P.s. you owe me a coffee for unsanctioned use of 'dong'.  |
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"I have a tilted cervix. I just stay away from very large penis. I'm not going to do something that is uncomfortable for me
Did nobody ever have a technique that made it more comfortable? "
No cause as I said I stay away from them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not sure if it's the same thing but I have a retroverted uterus, found out at my first smear test, and I've never had any pain or issues at all with size or positions so I'd say give a big one a try and in different postions...everyones different you just need to find what's comfortable for you. Seems to be more deep thrusting than size that causes people pain"
The deep thrusting is an issue. And doggy style is a total no-go with some men. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quaking would not be advised, pal!
If it's something that is a worry physically (and by that, I assume/hope it's communicated in person before), then that person should be... y'know. In the driver's seat, initially. Control the pace of things just a little bit, assure that you're moving together in the right way.
But mostly just talk it out. And make it ridiculous, make it hilarious, we love to see that. Makes things way less stress-y sometimes.
P.s. you owe me a coffee for unsanctioned use of 'dong'. "
I owe you, like, 8 coffees now. You'll get the caffeine jitters and be sick on my shoes. |
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"Quaking would not be advised, pal!
If it's something that is a worry physically (and by that, I assume/hope it's communicated in person before), then that person should be... y'know. In the driver's seat, initially. Control the pace of things just a little bit, assure that you're moving together in the right way.
But mostly just talk it out. And make it ridiculous, make it hilarious, we love to see that. Makes things way less stress-y sometimes.
P.s. you owe me a coffee for unsanctioned use of 'dong'.
I owe you, like, 8 coffees now. You'll get the caffeine jitters and be sick on my shoes."
Well, at least you won't be worried about penis.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Any advice or tips for those of us who quake at the prospect of more than 6 inches? Menfolk who are blessed/cursed with an impressive member, what do you do to ensure the comfort and pleasure of your lover?
Nell"
The easiest solution is if those guys onky use 3/4 of their dong.
A
*or half, depending on how bad they are at measuring.    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op,
Having someone bigger than normal in common, I would say you'll do fine!
Its all in the arousal!
And also in doggy, round your back, rather than arch it!"
Oh! Not heard that one before! This is very good to know, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any advice or tips for those of us who quake at the prospect of more than 6 inches? Menfolk who are blessed/cursed with an impressive member, what do you do to ensure the comfort and pleasure of your lover?
Nell
The easiest solution is if those guys onky use 3/4 of their dong.
A
*or half, depending on how bad they are at measuring. "
Don't say dong, you'll end up in debt to CD  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Op,
Having someone bigger than normal in common, I would say you'll do fine!
Its all in the arousal!
And also in doggy, round your back, rather than arch it!"
How do you round your back rather than arch it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's all based on
1 Angle for you
2 How turned you are
3 Stage in your cycle each month as the cervix lowers/rises and softens/hardens at various points.
4 The angle the man attached to the dong naturally assumes according to his pleasure also.
5 How soon the guy will go for deep thrusting in the act.
6 How hard he is.
A mismatch on some of those points can cause pain rather than the pleasure than can happen if its matched right.
In a good relationship where awareness is created on all of the above means sometimes you'll get awesome and other times you won't so much and you both have to accept and go with it and change it up a bit along the way.
Not something that's easily done in some fab dynamics or arrangements.
Tilted cervix and tilted womb here, usually avoid lengthy cocks. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Any advice or tips for those of us who quake at the prospect of more than 6 inches? Menfolk who are blessed/cursed with an impressive member, what do you do to ensure the comfort and pleasure of your lover?
Nell
The easiest solution is if those guys onky use 3/4 of their dong.
A
*or half, depending on how bad they are at measuring.
Don't say dong, you'll end up in debt to CD "
As long as it's in Vietnamese Dong that's all good.
It's about 30,000 to 1 at the mo.
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was told I have a low lying cervix at a smear - I find the more aroused I am the more I relax and can accommodate a vwe guy
I also find doggy and missionary easier.. going on top with a vwe guy can be quite uncomfortable but again, if really turned on its alright . Also depends where in my cycle I am as to if it's lower if that makes sense. X |
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I've always enjoyed the control needed to make sure I don't go too deep when asked not to. It's kind of like edging yourself. That's just me though.
You could try doughnuts, then eat the doughnuts for an energy boost for round two. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think it's all based on
1 Angle for you
2 How turned you are
3 Stage in your cycle each month as the cervix lowers/rises and softens/hardens at various points.
4 The angle the man attached to the dong naturally assumes according to his pleasure also.
5 How soon the guy will go for deep thrusting in the act.
6 How hard he is.
A mismatch on some of those points can cause pain rather than the pleasure than can happen if its matched right.
In a good relationship where awareness is created on all of the above means sometimes you'll get awesome and other times you won't so much and you both have to accept and go with it and change it up a bit along the way.
Not something that's easily done in some fab dynamics or arrangements.
Tilted cervix and tilted womb here, usually avoid lengthy cocks. "
I didn't realise the cervix lowered. Softened yes. This thread, esp this post is really informative, thanks PB. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op,
Having someone bigger than normal in common, I would say you'll do fine!
Its all in the arousal!
And also in doggy, round your back, rather than arch it!
How do you round your back rather than arch it? "
Its a bit like cow in the cat and cow yoga move. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those of you who are afflicted with a low or tilted cervix, are you able to accommodate a larger than average wang? Any advice or tips for those of us who quake at the prospect of more than 6 inches? Menfolk who are blessed/cursed with an impressive member, what do you do to ensure the comfort and pleasure of your lover?
Nell"
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a low or tilted cervix.. How on earth would you find this out 
How can i be 52 and not even know this when I'm a woman  |
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Mine's super low due to POP and the whole gubbins is held up with a silicone ring. Mr KC is somewhat blessed and depending on how my uterus is hanging, I can struggle with doggy or similar "deep" positions. On those occasions, we just shift to a different position. In doggy, I can sometimes play around with the angle, or try keeping your legs together and him kneeling either side of your legs, instead of inside your legs.
I wouldn't want to try anything bigger than Mr KC though......
Mine improved a bit with a more supportive silicone pessary, but my cervix still gets in the way...... |
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Generally I avoid big guys. Way too much for me. Average and skilled all the way for me.
I know they’ll deny but my experience of big guys is also they tend to think that is all that’s require and they make little effort elsewhere - also not what I am interested in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it's all based on
1 Angle for you
2 How turned you are
3 Stage in your cycle each month as the cervix lowers/rises and softens/hardens at various points.
4 The angle the man attached to the dong naturally assumes according to his pleasure also.
5 How soon the guy will go for deep thrusting in the act.
6 How hard he is.
A mismatch on some of those points can cause pain rather than the pleasure than can happen if its matched right.
In a good relationship where awareness is created on all of the above means sometimes you'll get awesome and other times you won't so much and you both have to accept and go with it and change it up a bit along the way.
Not something that's easily done in some fab dynamics or arrangements.
Tilted cervix and tilted womb here, usually avoid lengthy cocks. "
This  all good points to be discussed. I find how aroused I am & where in my cycle I am makes a huge (excuse the pun) difference too. Second the Pillow under the lower back/bum can really help xo |
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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago
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I found reverse cowgirl excellent especially if I lean more into his legs and definetly pillows but magic mountain it - from behind but stacks of pillows underneath to keep you raised up.
And definetly not hard/rough sex during the low times. Ice dildos come in handy.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Op,
Having someone bigger than normal in common, I would say you'll do fine!
Its all in the arousal!
And also in doggy, round your back, rather than arch it!
How do you round your back rather than arch it?
Its a bit like cow in the cat and cow yoga move. "
Ah perfect, thank you! Who knew yoga had so many benefits? |
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You need a better than average man for more comfort!
My advice lots of foreplay.
If the male cums the penis should still have it's statute without all the strength.
This is a good time for a sloppy bj to get it all wet.
Because he's just cum getting properly erect will take a while so it's a good time to try and ease in a large member while retaining its size but flaccid.
Once in he can slowly get fullyaroused causing him to grow inside of you, heist completed |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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Hello darling,
Firstly I would check that said long dong is actually worthy of the effort. If yes, please proceed to follow the fabulous advice offered by several people in this thread starting with the communication bit
If no, feed CD the 8 coffees then let him jitter and puke of the large dong holders shoe’s instead of yours, it’ll be more entertaining that way and saves you a pair of shoes.
Also please imagine this reply in a flow chart format with aligning arrows etc for easy selection
Love n kisses |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello darling,
Firstly I would check that said long dong is actually worthy of the effort. If yes, please proceed to follow the fabulous advice offered by several people in this thread starting with the communication bit
If no, feed CD the 8 coffees then let him jitter and puke of the large dong holders shoe’s instead of yours, it’ll be more entertaining that way and saves you a pair of shoes.
Also please imagine this reply in a flow chart format with aligning arrows etc for easy selection
Love n kisses "
So CD is our go to thrower upper on very endowed men's shoes?
Good to know Bugs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello darling,
Firstly I would check that said long dong is actually worthy of the effort. If yes, please proceed to follow the fabulous advice offered by several people in this thread starting with the communication bit
If no, feed CD the 8 coffees then let him jitter and puke of the large dong holders shoe’s instead of yours, it’ll be more entertaining that way and saves you a pair of shoes.
Also please imagine this reply in a flow chart format with aligning arrows etc for easy selection
Love n kisses "
You, my Sweet, are a genius. I covet your logic skills. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I’m certainly not big big but I have had a few women who sometimes struggle to take it all. It’s like anal - you just have to be respectful and watch and listen , it’s pretty obvious when you’re too hard and deep and it’s easy to adjust and still enjoy great sex without hurting her |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m certainly not big big but I have had a few women who sometimes struggle to take it all. It’s like anal - you just have to be respectful and watch and listen , it’s pretty obvious when you’re too hard and deep and it’s easy to adjust and still enjoy great sex without hurting her "
I think Nell is referring to big big. Very big.
Maybe it does come down to being respectful and paying attention to the other person - a good lover is skilled enough to listen and adapt.
And if that fails, rounding the back maybe works. Time will tell! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I’m certainly not big big but I have had a few women who sometimes struggle to take it all. It’s like anal - you just have to be respectful and watch and listen , it’s pretty obvious when you’re too hard and deep and it’s easy to adjust and still enjoy great sex without hurting her
I think Nell is referring to big big. Very big.
Maybe it does come down to being respectful and paying attention to the other person - a good lover is skilled enough to listen and adapt.
And if that fails, rounding the back maybe works. Time will tell! "
Are you saying I have a small cock ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a better than average man for more comfort!
My advice lots of foreplay.
If the male cums the penis should still have it's statute without all the strength.
This is a good time for a sloppy bj to get it all wet.
Because he's just cum getting properly erect will take a while so it's a good time to try and ease in a large member while retaining its size but flaccid.
Once in he can slowly get fullyaroused causing him to grow inside of you, heist completed "
Any man saying this would put me right off. Hell no. |
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I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tell him hurts and he has to use his tongue, that’s not six inches, all this ‘ I will go gently’ malarkey won’t work cos the next day you are doubled over in pain and he’s down the boozer telling all his mates he smashed you, if a bloke felt the same pain you do he wouldn’t even contemplate sex and there would end the world population problem, tongue and only half in, it’s about shared pleasure and being pummelled in the stomach is not pleasure, boys and their egos :D |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix "
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"You need a better than average man for more comfort!
My advice lots of foreplay.
If the male cums the penis should still have it's statute without all the strength.
This is a good time for a sloppy bj to get it all wet.
Because he's just cum getting properly erect will take a while so it's a good time to try and ease in a large member while retaining its size but flaccid.
Once in he can slowly get fullyaroused causing him to grow inside of you, heist completed
Any man saying this would put me right off. Hell no. "
Hah I glossed over this before I posted but, agreed this would be a block from me |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello darling,
Firstly I would check that said long dong is actually worthy of the effort. If yes, please proceed to follow the fabulous advice offered by several people in this thread starting with the communication bit
If no, feed CD the 8 coffees then let him jitter and puke of the large dong holders shoe’s instead of yours, it’ll be more entertaining that way and saves you a pair of shoes.
Also please imagine this reply in a flow chart format with aligning arrows etc for easy selection
Love n kisses
So CD is our go to thrower upper on very endowed men's shoes?
Good to know Bugs. "
I thought he was our go to for everything?! |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello darling,
Firstly I would check that said long dong is actually worthy of the effort. If yes, please proceed to follow the fabulous advice offered by several people in this thread starting with the communication bit
If no, feed CD the 8 coffees then let him jitter and puke of the large dong holders shoe’s instead of yours, it’ll be more entertaining that way and saves you a pair of shoes.
Also please imagine this reply in a flow chart format with aligning arrows etc for easy selection
Love n kisses
You, my Sweet, are a genius. I covet your logic skills."
Mwah xx |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in. "
Just not as giant as my link the other day |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day "
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo"
BadDragon... probably
LvM |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM"
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now. "
Heeeeheeeeheee |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now. "
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend! "
DM coming now… |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend! "
Both. In (literally) monstrous proportions
LvM |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!
Both. In (literally) monstrous proportions
LvM"
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By *eliWoman
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend! "
Everywhere. Am I talking about the toy? Who knows.
Bugs will send you the link I'm sure.
Right, thanks guys for your input. 100% last post on here, going to fill up my green arrow now. |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!
Everywhere. Am I talking about the toy? Who knows.
Bugs will send you the link I'm sure.
Right, thanks guys for your input. 100% last post on here, going to fill up my green arrow now."
Oh my, that is a very meaty wanger! I think I’d like to buy one just to see it in real life. I’ll send it back obvs. 
*checks bank account |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!
Everywhere. Am I talking about the toy? Who knows.
Bugs will send you the link I'm sure.
Right, thanks guys for your input. 100% last post on here, going to fill up my green arrow now.
Oh my, that is a very meaty wanger! I think I’d like to buy one just to see it in real life. I’ll send it back obvs.
*checks bank account"
You could get your duck bloke to craft you one |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!
Everywhere. Am I talking about the toy? Who knows.
Bugs will send you the link I'm sure.
Right, thanks guys for your input. 100% last post on here, going to fill up my green arrow now.
Oh my, that is a very meaty wanger! I think I’d like to buy one just to see it in real life. I’ll send it back obvs.
*checks bank account
You could get your duck bloke to craft you one "
I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the thought of splinters in my Fanny Craddock! |
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"I don’t know the ratios of my cervix, but I do know that any wanger over about 6 inches makes the prospect of being banged from behind a rather dim one. It hurts so bad when I get stabbed in the cervix
Yes! I've yelped before and it's not a pleasant experience - from 6 inches above it can sadly happen. Fuck knows how I'd manage with 9+. Maybe giant dildos are good items to invest in.
Just not as giant as my link the other day
Oh, can you send that? Thank you. From me and my vagina.
xoxo
BadDragon... probably
LvM
Ha! I've always wanted to buy one of those. No, it's not. But it's definitely...
I need to stop commenting on this thread, it's going to stick on my green arrow for too long now.
Wait, are we talking length or girth?
*asking for a friend!
Everywhere. Am I talking about the toy? Who knows.
Bugs will send you the link I'm sure.
Right, thanks guys for your input. 100% last post on here, going to fill up my green arrow now.
Oh my, that is a very meaty wanger! I think I’d like to buy one just to see it in real life. I’ll send it back obvs.
*checks bank account
You could get your duck bloke to craft you one
I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the thought of splinters in my Fanny Craddock! "
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