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It all adds up to FAF?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve got the formula for my horn or mojo.
My attraction to their looks - A
How much I like their personality - B
Do I want to meet them - if yes = C
Their attraction to my amazing looks - X
How much they like my personality - Y
Do they want to meet me - if yes = Z
A 1 X 1
B 2 Y 2
C 1 Z 1 If No = 0
(AxB)xC_____
/ (XxY)xZ
I’m not a mathematician……
But if they all add up, I’m super horny for someone and the lust is off the scale.
The fact I’m trying to figure the science out over this shows I’ve lost Joe with it happening naturally …., but I have hope in my maths! I’ve got a GCSE at least. 
Who’s got a 10 for FAF tonight?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Woody my poor wee brain can't comprehend maths today!
I do absolutely FAF but sadly I've no plans for one right now.
I hope the numbers work in your favour though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you're onto something but dividing by zero equals infinity. So if they didn't want to meet you'd be infinitely horny.
J"
So don’t do things by half?!?! Got it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you have to factor Derek the goldfish in to the equation....."
Derek the goldfish should be the perfect safe word for someone.
Because nobody gets horny for Derek the goldfish  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
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More often than not:
Where my profile blurb = å
and my pics = ?
for most people messaging å?
Where ?=å distance (c) is greater than distance prepared to travel (d)
Where dc å?
One case where ?å and d=c chances of coffee  are greater than chances of sex (f).
So in short. I may get a coffee date with a lovely lady who is miles away from me, but I won't be getting The Sex.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More often than not:
Where my profile blurb = å
and my pics = ?
for most people messaging å?
Where ?=å distance (c) is greater than distance prepared to travel (d)
Where dc å?
One case where ?å and d=c chances of coffee are greater than chances of sex (f).
So in short. I may get a coffee date with a lovely lady who is miles away from me, but I won't be getting The Sex.
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Oh damn. I forgot to factor for distance!!! 
This is why I have coffee dates in my own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got the formula for my horn or mojo.
My attraction to their looks - A
How much I like their personality - B
Do I want to meet them - if yes = C
Their attraction to my amazing looks - X
How much they like my personality - Y
Do they want to meet me - if yes = Z
A 1 X 1
B 2 Y 2
C 1 Z 1 If No = 0
(AxB)xC_____
/ (XxY)xZ
I’m not a mathematician……
But if they all add up, I’m super horny for someone and the lust is off the scale.
The fact I’m trying to figure the science out over this shows I’ve lost Joe with it happening naturally …., but I have hope in my maths! I’ve got a GCSE at least.
Who’s got a 10 for FAF tonight? "
And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.
Are you OK woody? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.
Are you OK woody? "
I didn’t think your code was bad, I said it wasn’t obvious to me which meant it was obviously super hard ….. which brings me to my next point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My equation is a lot more simple, if I like them, I'd give them 1.
Why am I laughing so much at this? It's so bad. So good though. "
Where was he when I started to type the first post?…..  dude….
The student becomes the teacher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…
And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.
Are you OK woody?
I didn’t think your code was bad, I said it wasn’t obvious to me which meant it was obviously super hard ….. which brings me to my next point "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only really important question is this.
How many times does x go into y, if x is your knob and y is their foof.
Surely? 
A"
Simplifying. top marks. |
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