I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream 
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood   |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "
porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood
porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady "
See you there then???  |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "
Know what you mean, and one of the worst culprits for 'pre-amble' (emphasis on the amble...) is Ben Dover! It's very often half way through his stuff before anyone gets near getting fucked!
I assume you were looking on xhamster or something similar. There is the kind of porn you want, but you have to learn the signs to spot it - the number one for me being anything over about a 10 minute clip is likely to not be 'edited highlights'!!
Some of the better ones are the compilation vids - very little run up on those in general.
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's
so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood
porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady
See you there then??? "
Ohhhh no, not me. I'm going where the good gals go  |
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Try xtube.com Any variation on sex you could dream of (plus!) and it's free! Winner! Just avoid the xtube sponsors vids and the really short clips. Never need a DVD again! |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "
You were looking at the wrong porn then,
there are lots of different type. |
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"Try xtube.com Any variation on sex you could dream of (plus!) and it's free! Winner! Just avoid the xtube sponsors vids and the really short clips. Never need a DVD again! "
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I've been trying to find some porn that I like recently with no luck. I don't like just fucking but I don't like the stupid fake build up either. Are the sites that have been recommended safe in terms of virus and spyware etc? |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood
You were looking at the wrong porn then,
there are lots of different type."
Care to tell me where?? Lol
I only watch it on my phone so I can play in bed |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood
You were looking at the wrong porn then,
there are lots of different type.
Care to tell me where?? Lol
I only watch it on my phone so I can play in bed"
I dont watch porn films anymore, i used to watch clips on Huns Yellow Pages, i looked at it for hours though to find what i liked.
my favourate dvd was the best of fuck and play.
i prefer to just look at pictures now though. |
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"Never had any problems with xtube either on my phone or pc. Just now and again another window opens as an advert but easily ditched... enjoy! 
Thank you! And I will believe me
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Sorry Xhamster  |
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Blimey Charlie! Just looked on Xtube cos I've not been on there before and there's a guy with a bee fetish his cock is covered in honey....and bees
urm... he wasn't shagging anyone at the time |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood
porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady
See you there then??? "
I would sooner read it than watch it. The mind is pretty powerful |
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"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream
Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!
Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "
All those replies and not one mention of what your sexy dream was.
FS standards are slipping |
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I just dont get porn i really dont. I dont watch porn films or read porn books. Have watched them over time when ive been places they have been on. But my head tells me, why would i be sat watching something that i could easily be doing myself.
There is only one thing ive watched that really hit the spot for me and it wasnt a porn film it was a televison drama. Was just how my mind ticks |
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"I just dont get porn i really dont. I dont watch porn films or read porn books. Have watched them over time when ive been places they have been on. But my head tells me, why would i be sat watching something that i could easily be doing myself.
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I Grok that.
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"Blimey Charlie! Just looked on Xtube cos I've not been on there before and there's a guy with a bee fetish his cock is covered in honey....and bees
urm... he wasn't shagging anyone at the time"
Like I said, all sorts of variations! Some of it it just plain mad but defo an eye opener into how odd some people's fetishes can be. The more "normal" porn can be pretty hot tho... |
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