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"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.
So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.
The mr "
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"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.
So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.
The mr "
That was a little too thought out, covered all the based  |
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"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.
So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.
The mr
That was a little too thought out, covered all the based "
I always like to let people know where they stand. Saves confusion and disappointment  .
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me."
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!) "
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis. "
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself? "
*Opens popcorn* |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself? "
Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you  |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you "
What cake is it though?
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*"
He loves me really, he's just in denial. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you
What cake is it though?
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Red velvet. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial."
I tolerate you. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial.
I tolerate you."
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial.
I tolerate you."
See. Denial
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial.
I tolerate you.
See. Denial
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You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial.
I tolerate you.
See. Denial
You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away."
Not actually the first time I've been described that way. |
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"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.
Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)
I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.
You're gonna sit on yourself?
*Opens popcorn*
He loves me really, he's just in denial.
I tolerate you.
See. Denial
You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away.
Not actually the first time I've been described that way. "
That doesn’t surprise me. |
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"I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me.
I dont suppose you bake? 
I actually can "
Perfect, we have the making of a cake based gangbang, with personalised souveniers available as you leave |
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