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"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do."
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well. 
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.) |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him.
Cowgirl doesn't work in a car unless you've got a sunroof.  "
Other positions are avaliable ha ha
Sports cars just don't work full stop!
My previous car was fine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him.
Cowgirl doesn't work in a car unless you've got a sunroof.
Other positions are avaliable ha ha
I've had the same problem, being 6"2 it's quite hard to get in a comfy position unless your cock can bend like a glow stick
Sports cars just don't work full stop!
My previous car was fine! "
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]
He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it...... 
Ha ha
Yeah cheers for that   "
Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha |
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]
He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......
Ha ha
Yeah cheers for that
Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha "
You know way too much |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]
He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......
Ha ha
Yeah cheers for that
Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha
You know way too much "
Unfortunately for you dirtbag , yes I do ha ha |
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]
He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......
Ha ha
Yeah cheers for that
Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha
You know way too much
Unfortunately for you dirtbag , yes I do ha ha "
And vice versa don't forget so beware  |
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A friend(genuinely) was meeting with his gf before they had their own place so it was a car driven into a field at night situation. Having done the deed he got out of the car,sans trousers and underwear,to relieve himself and realised he was waste deep in stinging nettles. He took 2 days off work and got through bottles of calomine lotion. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)"
Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made "
That's F, isn't it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)
Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories..."
Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made "
Sounds like you should have charged them! Fucked you raw there |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)
Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...
Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!"
Done it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)
Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...
Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!
Done it "
I'll keep an eye on it! I'm glad no one has said devon yet otherwise they'll be trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.
(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)
Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...
Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!
Done it
I'll keep an eye on it! I'm glad no one has said devon yet otherwise they'll be trouble!"
Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
That's F, isn't it..."
I can neither confirm nor deny |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made "
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky"
Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously) |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky
Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously)"
yes get your money out  |
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"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky"
Thanks to your profile I learned what a swerf and terf where.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.
Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
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O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..
That’s me back on the naughty step….
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"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.
Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..
That’s me back on the naughty step….
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It's ok. Posh saved the day and created A Whole New Thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.
Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.
O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..
That’s me back on the naughty step….
It's ok. Posh saved the day and created A Whole New Thread! "
Brilliant- no more naughty step for me. Until I open my mouth again lol |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky
Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously)"
As a punter. I guess so.
You give money, you get sex.
As a working girl nope.
It's the trade off of better security over potential police issues and the amount the 'house' take as a cut. (it's not illegal to be a sex worker. It is illegal to run a brothel, and brothel owners use that as an excuse to take even more money as they are the ones 'at risk'). |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky
Thanks to your profile I learned what a swerf and terf where. "
Ha you're welcome. For those not in the know
terf = trans exclusive radical feminist
Swerf = sex worker exclusive radical feminist
As a non binary, ex sex worker who is a feminist you can imagine I don't get on well with people who believe trans/sex workers can't be feminists and should be excluded from the conversationals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The beach for both of us (but with different people at the time). Sand in your bits really isn't sexy. Swimming pool sex isn't all it's cracked up to be either.
Beth x"
Yeah swimming pool sex isn't great! Same as shower sex, overrated |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.
Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.
Poor life choices have been made
A brothel for me too.
I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.
Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.
Both we equally skanky"
Sashas is criminally bad… if you’re not from Manchester and haven’t heard of it then thank your lucky stars…
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