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Anyone fancy a *virtual drink tonight? …
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss
Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?
Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either. 
Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet.  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss
Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?
Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either.
Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet. "
David Attenborough - "And so, the fabber lays his trap. By appealing for sympathy, yet with humour, he entices his prey with an understated approach that he hopes will garner attention from the ladyfabbers" |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh it's your birthday Woody?
You delightful adorable man, raising a virtual drink to you and to your year ahead - may it be filled with things that bring you joy, laughter, smiles and many memories to come.
Happy birthday Woody,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woody! It’s your actual real birthday? All the very best of seasonal wishes, old chap. And to your old chap too, must be his special day also."
My actual real birthday. !!! 
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"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss
Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?
Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either.
Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet. "
you can ask but you ain't getting one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You kept this quiet!! Happy birthday old sausage (and to your old sausage, too).
Are you both hoping for some female attention this evening? I bought you a cake but I’m afraid I ate it….  "
Female attention? I wish…it’s a school night….a fumble behind the sports hall would be good.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday to you! Another year older, still none the wiser  "
Incorrect. I know a lot more stuff from last year.
Narrator - and it’s all useless stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow 
Are we talking about beer? 
Thank you.
That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody "
Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.
It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?
I did offer "
But did you arrange it?
*I missed it….
We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turns up late to the party when all are alittle worse for where so I order shots to catch up.....please let me join in birthday boy "
Do you remember those nights when nobody knows what they are actually drinking? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.
It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?
I did offer
But did you arrange it?
*I missed it….
We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!! "
I did - I was sitting on my own for an hour!!
I do love a pub quiz though.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.
Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony."
But I wanted a pony!!!! |
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.
Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony.
But I wanted a pony!!!! "
would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange.
(Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.
Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony.
But I wanted a pony!!!!
would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange.
(Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?)"
Looking for -
Make
Female
Couple
Tv
Unicorn
*fab should make this happen
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow
Are we talking about beer?
Thank you.
That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody
Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? "
Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow
Are we talking about beer?
Thank you.
That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody
Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else?
Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults "
Your right, I have to be reminded often. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How’s the head this morning Woody?  "
I didn’t go overboard. An early night as I had work and little to keep me awake….. .
But it was a good night, and my favourite beer too.
Thank you EVERYONE for my happy birthdays.
Until next year eh? |
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