You know what I mean, it takes forever, your arm aches from all the movements, and by the end of it you're absolutely covered in the stuff 
So yeah, if someone wants to come help me with the decorating that'd be great  I'll even let you wank me off after 
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"Fuck that, I've got enough of that going on in my own life 
So you've got plenty of experience then? You're hired
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I've painted my hallway and my bathroom, and the bathroom probably needs another coat. So... no |
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"I was ready to get all defensive there
I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like 
Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much
LvM"
Do it naked. Hot steamy shower with someone else exfoliating. |
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"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around? 
Not in here apparently
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Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though |
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"I was ready to get all defensive there
I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like
Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much
LvM
Do it naked. Hot steamy shower with someone else exfoliating."
Excellent problem solving
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"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?
Not in here apparently
LvM
Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though "
How complicated are your walls 
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"You know what I mean, it takes forever, your arm aches from all the movements, and by the end of it you're absolutely covered in the stuff
So yeah, if someone wants to come help me with the decorating that'd be great I'll even let you wank me off after
LvM"
Very good! |
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"Fuck sake.
I'm so sorry for the posts above.
That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness.
Don't apologise for being a horn-dog Mels
LvM"
Mels  You're the only one who could get away with that. I do need to, it's been awful since Monday. |
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"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?
Not in here apparently
LvM
Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though
How complicated are your walls
LvM"
Not partcularly but plenty and it's not just the walls, doors an all. Not too mention give the coving a good edging |
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"Fuck sake.
I'm so sorry for the posts above.
That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness.
Don't apologise for being a horn-dog Mels
LvM
Mels You're the only one who could get away with that. I do need to, it's been awful since Monday. "
 Just nip off and have a wank or seven, maybe book a dick appointment
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"I was ready to get all defensive there
I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like
Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much
LvM"
I don’t mind
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"Thought it’s called cutting
But yeah I don’t mind big stuff but not the fiddly bits
Yeah but I can't make a dirty, punny thread about that one
LvM"
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"Wall paper.
Lasts longer, but the paste goes everywhere
I'm not sure wallpaper works on the ceilings
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First place I had, the plaster on walls and ceiling had so many cracks and flaking bits. Patched round with polyfilla then slammed woodchip wallpaper over both walls and ceilings. Oh, one room I think I did the ceiling with polystyrene tiles, remember those? If not enough of a toxic fume fire hazard in their initial state, when painted over they became almost self explosive
I'm available at very reasonable rates for anyone that fancies making their home uninhabitable... |
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