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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone. |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone."
Greggs grease is ideal for this  |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone."
Only if you finger the pasty really good |
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"Oil fully synthetic, don't use too much though or it makes a lot of mess and she won't tolerate that "
I have some fully synthetic in the garage - would that be ok - i could roleplay I’m ‘giving her an oil change’ and things… get out if hand!!  |
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Op I'm not sure if you're serious or not now. If you are it really is best to ask the woman you're with, there isn't one thing that suits all. Most people aren't going to go into detail for several reasons. In general though being relaxed, plenty of foreplay (not just oral) and and if needed lube (liquid silk is a good one but it irritates some women).
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"Op I'm not sure if you're serious or not now. If you are it really is best to ask the woman you're with, there isn't one thing that suits all. Most people aren't going to go into detail for several reasons. In general though being relaxed, plenty of foreplay (not just oral) and and if needed lube (liquid silk is a good one but it irritates some women).
Good luck !"
I might change my name to liquid silk - as i seem to irritate some women |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good"
But is the gush, piss or beef juice? |
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"Oil fully synthetic, don't use too much though or it makes a lot of mess and she won't tolerate that
I have some fully synthetic in the garage - would that be ok - i could roleplay I’m ‘giving her an oil change’ and things… get out if hand!! "
Don't forget to wear filthy overalls or there's no point and check she doesn't have backfire issues |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice? "
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere |
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"Op I'm not sure if you're serious or not now. If you are it really is best to ask the woman you're with, there isn't one thing that suits all. Most people aren't going to go into detail for several reasons. In general though being relaxed, plenty of foreplay (not just oral) and and if needed lube (liquid silk is a good one but it irritates some women).
Good luck !"
Thanks! Just thought I'd ask in general what gets the ladies going |
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"Oil fully synthetic, don't use too much though or it makes a lot of mess and she won't tolerate that
I have some fully synthetic in the garage - would that be ok - i could roleplay I’m ‘giving her an oil change’ and things… get out if hand!!
Don't forget to wear filthy overalls or there's no point and check she doesn't have backfire issues "
Just role play a MOT mech, giving her a 101 point safety check, make sure she's road worthy |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere "
You've not lived in Birmingham I see |
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"Oil fully synthetic, don't use too much though or it makes a lot of mess and she won't tolerate that
I have some fully synthetic in the garage - would that be ok - i could roleplay I’m ‘giving her an oil change’ and things… get out if hand!!
Don't forget to wear filthy overalls or there's no point and check she doesn't have backfire issues "
Are you suggesting I ‘tonguepunch her fartpipe’ to check? |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere
You've not lived in Birmingham I see "
Nor do I plan on it in the future  |
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"Op I'm not sure if you're serious or not now. If you are it really is best to ask the woman you're with, there isn't one thing that suits all. Most people aren't going to go into detail for several reasons. In general though being relaxed, plenty of foreplay (not just oral) and and if needed lube (liquid silk is a good one but it irritates some women).
Good luck !
Thanks! Just thought I'd ask in general what gets the ladies going "
It's fine to ask even though as you've seen you'll get a lot of 'teasing' .
There isn't one specific answer  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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So aside from the fact that if she has to "tolerate" you then that's maybe not going to be a turn on...
It's a conversation that will have different outcomes for different women, OP. You'll have to ask her. |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere
You've not lived in Birmingham I see
Nor do I plan on it in the future "
Pd, so closed minded, it has more canals than Venice, say what |
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"Oil fully synthetic, don't use too much though or it makes a lot of mess and she won't tolerate that
I have some fully synthetic in the garage - would that be ok - i could roleplay I’m ‘giving her an oil change’ and things… get out if hand!!
Don't forget to wear filthy overalls or there's no point and check she doesn't have backfire issues
Are you suggesting I ‘tonguepunch her fartpipe’ to check? "
I reckon that could work, ask if she's had a engine flush recently first |
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"Op I'm not sure if you're serious or not now. If you are it really is best to ask the woman you're with, there isn't one thing that suits all. Most people aren't going to go into detail for several reasons. In general though being relaxed, plenty of foreplay (not just oral) and and if needed lube (liquid silk is a good one but it irritates some women).
Good luck !
Thanks! Just thought I'd ask in general what gets the ladies going
It's fine to ask even though as you've seen you'll get a lot of 'teasing' .
There isn't one specific answer "
There's the answer to good preparation |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere
You've not lived in Birmingham I see
Nor do I plan on it in the future
Pd, so closed minded, it has more canals than Venice, say what "
See Birmingham or Venice, which would I like to visit more? |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere
You've not lived in Birmingham I see
Nor do I plan on it in the future
Pd, so closed minded, it has more canals than Venice, say what
See Birmingham or Venice, which would I like to visit more? "
Small heath park is Beautiful this time of year, really get that pungent urine Smell, mixed with Daffs, a fine collection of used needles...no brainer Venice is so overrated after you've visited Smallheath |
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"If you have a corned beef pasty right before sex the grease on your fingers not only helps lubricate her, but her fanny flaps taste of corned beef also.
I think that’s what they call killing two birds with one stone.
Only if you finger the pasty really good
But is the gush, piss or beef juice?
If there's piss in your pasty I'd shop elsewhere
You've not lived in Birmingham I see
Nor do I plan on it in the future
Pd, so closed minded, it has more canals than Venice, say what
See Birmingham or Venice, which would I like to visit more?
Small heath park is Beautiful this time of year, really get that pungent urine Smell, mixed with Daffs, a fine collection of used needles...no brainer Venice is so overrated after you've visited Smallheath "
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"So aside from the fact that if she has to "tolerate" you then that's maybe not going to be a turn on...
It's a conversation that will have different outcomes for different women, OP. You'll have to ask her."
This |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Why hijack a newcomer's thread like this?  People say they're afraid to post and I can see why. "
Apologies to the OP. Sometimes I get carried away.
In all seriousness, a lot of foreplay will do the trick. Plenty of kissing, sensual touching. Not a quick wham bam get in there sort of thing. Take your time before you get to penetration. |
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Slow the hell down would be my advice, Think of all your partners senses and aim to be please all of them,
Sight:
look good, figure out/ask what she likes you to wear or not wear, move slowly and with purpose in sexual environments, let her catch you looking at her in non sexual environments.
Smell: Shower and Shower again if you think their is a possibility of sex later in the day, figure out/ask what aftershave/cologne she likes dont douse yourself in it but make sure she can tell your wearing it.
Touch: how does she like being touched, slowly and methodically or rough and passionately in the bedroom, find her unique spots where she loves being held and touched and kissed, nape of the back, neck/collarbone, inside of the legs have fun looking for new ones and dont be afraid to ask. (also lack of touch can be a huge turn on aswell playfully withdraw and let her use her imagination to how good your touch would be, let her ask and even plead to be touched in specific ways but dont ever withdraw to the point she is insecure that you dont want her)
Taste: Brush your teeth, and have a mint before anything happens, always carry gum, she likes chocolate, vanilla, mint, make it sexy let her taste it off you.
Sound: Figure out/ask what music turns her on, does she like to hear you grunt/moan does she like to hear you talk dirty ask! Does she like to talk dirty and hear herself moan!
Basically communicate as much as possible and ramp up the sexual tension to the point she is soaking for you, slowly for me works best you'll give yourself time to change tact and move in another direction if something isn't working then.
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"Slow the hell down would be my advice, Think of all your partners senses and aim to be please all of them,
Sight:
look good, figure out/ask what she likes you to wear or not wear, move slowly and with purpose in sexual environments, let her catch you looking at her in non sexual environments.
Smell: Shower and Shower again if you think their is a possibility of sex later in the day, figure out/ask what aftershave/cologne she likes dont douse yourself in it but make sure she can tell your wearing it.
Touch: how does she like being touched, slowly and methodically or rough and passionately in the bedroom, find her unique spots where she loves being held and touched and kissed, nape of the back, neck/collarbone, inside of the legs have fun looking for new ones and dont be afraid to ask. (also lack of touch can be a huge turn on aswell playfully withdraw and let her use her imagination to how good your touch would be, let her ask and even plead to be touched in specific ways but dont ever withdraw to the point she is insecure that you dont want her)
Taste: Brush your teeth, and have a mint before anything happens, always carry gum, she likes chocolate, vanilla, mint, make it sexy let her taste it off you.
Sound: Figure out/ask what music turns her on, does she like to hear you grunt/moan does she like to hear you talk dirty ask! Does she like to talk dirty and hear herself moan!
Basically communicate as much as possible and ramp up the sexual tension to the point she is soaking for you, slowly for me works best you'll give yourself time to change tact and move in another direction if something isn't working then.
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So turning up after doing the garden with muddy fingers and smelling of a Bombay Hot Boy Pot Noodle?? … that’s a no - is it? X |
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"Slow the hell down would be my advice, Think of all your partners senses and aim to be please all of them,
Sight:
look good, figure out/ask what she likes you to wear or not wear, move slowly and with purpose in sexual environments, let her catch you looking at her in non sexual environments.
Smell: Shower and Shower again if you think their is a possibility of sex later in the day, figure out/ask what aftershave/cologne she likes dont douse yourself in it but make sure she can tell your wearing it.
Touch: how does she like being touched, slowly and methodically or rough and passionately in the bedroom, find her unique spots where she loves being held and touched and kissed, nape of the back, neck/collarbone, inside of the legs have fun looking for new ones and dont be afraid to ask. (also lack of touch can be a huge turn on aswell playfully withdraw and let her use her imagination to how good your touch would be, let her ask and even plead to be touched in specific ways but dont ever withdraw to the point she is insecure that you dont want her)
Taste: Brush your teeth, and have a mint before anything happens, always carry gum, she likes chocolate, vanilla, mint, make it sexy let her taste it off you.
Sound: Figure out/ask what music turns her on, does she like to hear you grunt/moan does she like to hear you talk dirty ask! Does she like to talk dirty and hear herself moan!
Basically communicate as much as possible and ramp up the sexual tension to the point she is soaking for you, slowly for me works best you'll give yourself time to change tact and move in another direction if something isn't working then.
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Great advice! I think everyone iv been with has been slightly different |
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"Slow the hell down would be my advice, Think of all your partners senses and aim to be please all of them,
Sight:
look good, figure out/ask what she likes you to wear or not wear, move slowly and with purpose in sexual environments, let her catch you looking at her in non sexual environments.
Smell: Shower and Shower again if you think their is a possibility of sex later in the day, figure out/ask what aftershave/cologne she likes dont douse yourself in it but make sure she can tell your wearing it.
Touch: how does she like being touched, slowly and methodically or rough and passionately in the bedroom, find her unique spots where she loves being held and touched and kissed, nape of the back, neck/collarbone, inside of the legs have fun looking for new ones and dont be afraid to ask. (also lack of touch can be a huge turn on aswell playfully withdraw and let her use her imagination to how good your touch would be, let her ask and even plead to be touched in specific ways but dont ever withdraw to the point she is insecure that you dont want her)
Taste: Brush your teeth, and have a mint before anything happens, always carry gum, she likes chocolate, vanilla, mint, make it sexy let her taste it off you.
Sound: Figure out/ask what music turns her on, does she like to hear you grunt/moan does she like to hear you talk dirty ask! Does she like to talk dirty and hear herself moan!
Basically communicate as much as possible and ramp up the sexual tension to the point she is soaking for you, slowly for me works best you'll give yourself time to change tact and move in another direction if something isn't working then."
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Every woman is different, there is no such thing as general. There are freaks like me who hate everything "normal" so I often get approached with the same stuff other women like and it is so complete turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My biggest turn on currently is fingers inside (2 max) and tongue on my clit as he makes lots of noise x I like to know he’s enjoying it too
Why is Exeter so far away?  "
Lol x |
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"Getting stroked all over by a feather and teasing me 
Peacock feather or a pigeons feather "
Nope one of the best things my husband has purchased from love honey for me |
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"Getting stroked all over by a feather and teasing me
Peacock feather or a pigeons feather
Nope one of the best things my husband has purchased from love honey for me "
I could have got you a pigeon feather for free |
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"Getting stroked all over by a feather and teasing me
Peacock feather or a pigeons feather
Nope one of the best things my husband has purchased from love honey for me
I could have got you a pigeon feather for free "
No thanks I hate pigeons. |
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"Getting stroked all over by a feather and teasing me
Peacock feather or a pigeons feather
Nope one of the best things my husband has purchased from love honey for me
I could have got you a pigeon feather for free
No thanks I hate pigeons. "
What a Robin's feather |
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