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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I love your boobs. And you're funny. A great pair of qualities

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Yes.

Stop overthinking!!

People are nobs.

And some are arseholes.

Ignore them and You do You!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d shag you.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's very you... And if people actually read it, got involved in the forums, they'd know that!

So it's their own fault.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry.

To busy looking at your boobs.

What we're you saying?

Profile or something?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

P.S. this is totally an attention seeking thread. I'm owning that. Although the profile is epic as well.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your boobs. And you're funny. A great pair of qualities

My boobs are hilarious!

Hang on... that may not have been what you were saying

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes.

Stop overthinking!!

People are nobs.

And some are arseholes.

Ignore them and You do You!"

I did me earlier though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d shag you.

Jeez man. You havent read it!

I don't have the sex. Except when I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice tits.

Faf?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's very you... And if people actually read it, got involved in the forums, they'd know that!

So it's their own fault."

Yes! We should blame them. I like that!

(I do waffle a lot, don't I...)

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I love your boobs. And you're funny. A great pair of qualities

My boobs are hilarious!

Hang on... that may not have been what you were saying

Boobs are no laughing matter. Nuzzling is serious work

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry.

To busy looking at your boobs.

What we're you saying?

Profile or something?"

I miss the one you wrote me

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nice tits.

Faf?

OK.

See... this is how to do it. Not a PM.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

Trust Mrs Bird

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

You're profile is basically just you in written form

no need to change anything

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

No one would ever want more. It's a days read already!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’d shag you.

Jeez man. You havent read it!

I don't have the sex. Except when I do

True, couldn’t get past the boobs.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You're profile is basically just you in written form

no need to change anything "

Don't bloody do that! You confused the bejeesus out of me ffs.

But yes. Waffley, scatty and confusing

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably

correct but hey ho), I'm clearly

married (

), I should write profiles

for people (hell no) and no one

could possibly tell what I want 'from

that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

With such fabulous tits I suggest you take no notice of twits .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I don't feel like I should say anything given the comments I keep getting about mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're profile is basically just you in written form

no need to change anything

Don't bloody do that! You confused the bejeesus out of me ffs.

But yes. Waffley, scatty and confusing

Scatty?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I can't be arsed to read all that

But if I tell you I did and that I enjoyed it can I get in your pants already?

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"Yes.

Stop overthinking!!

People are nobs.

And some are arseholes.

Ignore them and You do You!

I did me earlier though

For a change!

Alright then, you cannot control other peoples actions, only your own x

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

No one would ever want more. It's a days read already!"

Nah… I just looked at the pretty pictures

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Profile?????

You mean it isn't just photos?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You have writing on there ?

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

I like it, Posh. Impeccable spelling, punctuation and grammar, which is what I look for. And you start sentences with conjunctions, like all the cool kids do.

Oh, and as others have said, pics of boobs are pretty good too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like you. That's all to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sparkly union jack heels!! Profiles alright too

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By *oubleswing2019Man over a year ago

Colchester

Light-hearted in a fun, playful blowtorch kind of way. Smooth, occasionally rough, becoming variable. Due to increased ammunition costs doesn't fire warning shots.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I think it's a shit profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like you. That's all there is to it.

Adjusted to make more sense. I'm tired.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably

correct but hey ho), I'm clearly

married (

), I should write profiles

for people (hell no) and no one

could possibly tell what I want 'from

that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

With such fabulous tits I suggest you take no notice of twits ."

I'm hiding the boobs...

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By *ickD80Man over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Why do people feel the need to message you with negative feedback of your profile? Why do they think that their opinion of your profile is so important that they need to tell you about it? That level of self importance and lack of tolerance for anything that isn’t to their particular taste is staggering. It’s your profile, it’s a reflection of your personality and if they don’t like it why don’t they just move on rather than feeling the need to let you know they don’t like it.

Do these people spend their whole lives critiquing others, telling people if they don’t like the way they’re dressed, or they don’t like their hairstyle…and generally trying to force their opinions and tastes onto others. I actually think this is now a deep rooted problem in modern society that stems from online forums where people feel like they can say what they want without consequences. The internet is full of people who want to push their beliefs and ideologies onto others and have no interest in listening to or trying to understand and tolerate any beliefs or ideologies that are in any way different to theirs. They chose to get angry and argue rather than calmly listen and discuss because they can be as disrespectful as they want to be to other people without any risk. If they spoke to someone in a pub the way they do on the internet they wouldn’t last very long. It’s sad that so many people care so little for the feelings of others and lack the slightest bit of empathy.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I don't feel like I should say anything given the comments I keep getting about mine.

Yours is glorious. And I love that profile picture. Always have

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I love your profile. It says exactly what it needs to and what you want it to. And it obviously works as the filter you need.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You're profile is basically just you in written form

no need to change anything

Don't bloody do that! You confused the bejeesus out of me ffs.

But yes. Waffley, scatty and confusing

Scatty?"

I don't think I meant that. I don't know what I did mean though...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't be arsed to read all that

But if I tell you I did and that I enjoyed it can I get in your pants already?"

Did you message me from all your single male profiles this week? And just copy/pasted the message into here?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes.

Stop overthinking!!

People are nobs.

And some are arseholes.

Ignore them and You do You!

I did me earlier though

For a change!

Alright then, you cannot control other peoples actions, only your own x"

But

I am a princess. They should do what I want

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

No one would ever want more. It's a days read already!

Nah… I just looked at the pretty pictures

There are a LOT of pictures to look through... one or two pretty ones.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

No one would ever want more. It's a days read already!

Nah… I just looked at the pretty pictures

There are a LOT of pictures to look through... one or two pretty ones."

Oh I’ve looked. Just a tiny little bit

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

I’m being lazy tonight and I’m not going to scroll back.

I really love the quotes at the end, very creative and not seen this done before!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Profile?????

You mean it isn't just photos?"

Yes... yes it is

Fab gods...

I feel like I should apologise for taking up the Internet ink and paper on a pointless endeavour.

Sorry

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think your pics are fantastic

You’re evidently stunning, sexy and beautiful

Your profile is fabulous. Makes for a fantastic read and your personality comes across in spades which is the goal

Anyone who has an issue is a troll, annoyed they don’t have the opportunity to be with a woman like you or just sad and not what you’re likely looking for anyway

Keep up the good work I say, looking stunning to me and many others who only have nice things to say

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You have writing on there ?

I have a quote from you on there!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"You're profile is basically just you in written form

no need to change anything

Don't bloody do that! You confused the bejeesus out of me ffs.

But yes. Waffley, scatty and confusing

T x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I like it, Posh. Impeccable spelling, punctuation and grammar, which is what I look for. And you start sentences with conjunctions, like all the cool kids do.

Oh, and as others have said, pics of boobs are pretty good too."

So, FAF then?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably

correct but hey ho), I'm clearly

married (

), I should write profiles

for people (hell no) and no one

could possibly tell what I want 'from

that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

With such fabulous tits I suggest you take no notice of twits .

I'm hiding the boobs..."

Well I would say your doing a great job. In that invisible dress you wearing in your profile pic .keep up the good Work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has been done before, boring zzzzz

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sparkly union jack heels!! Profiles alright too

They are the most spectacular heels in my world! I love them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sparkly union jack heels!! Profiles alright too

They are the most spectacular heels in my world! I love them

I want them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Light-hearted in a fun, playful blowtorch kind of way. Smooth, occasionally rough, becoming variable. Due to increased ammunition costs doesn't fire warning shots.

That's the short version of what I've written!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think your pics are fantastic

You’re evidently stunning, sexy and beautiful

Your profile is fabulous. Makes for a fantastic read and your personality comes across in spades which is the goal

Anyone who has an issue is a troll, annoyed they don’t have the opportunity to be with a woman like you or just sad and not what you’re likely looking for anyway

Keep up the good work I say, looking stunning to me and many others who only have nice things to say "
you can now remove your head from her arse

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I think your pics are fantastic

You’re evidently stunning, sexy and beautiful

Your profile is fabulous. Makes for a fantastic read and your personality comes across in spades which is the goal

Anyone who has an issue is a troll, annoyed they don’t have the opportunity to be with a woman like you or just sad and not what you’re likely looking for anyway

Keep up the good work I say, looking stunning to me and many others who only have nice things to say you can now remove your head from her arse

You know that phrase of you don't have anything nice to say.....

I think you should take a lesson from it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's very you... And if people actually read it, got involved in the forums, they'd know that!

So it's their own fault.

Yes! We should blame them. I like that!

(I do waffle a lot, don't I...)"

Blue waffle it is too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it's a short profile."

FIFY

Cos you just read the bit at the top, didnt you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I like you. That's all there is to it.

Adjusted to make more sense. I'm tired.

I like you too.

Even when you don't make sense

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This has been done before, boring zzzzz"

Oh you seem nice. I bet this approach works really well for you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why do people feel the need to message you with negative feedback of your profile? Why do they think that their opinion of your profile is so important that they need to tell you about it? That level of self importance and lack of tolerance for anything that isn’t to their particular taste is staggering. It’s your profile, it’s a reflection of your personality and if they don’t like it why don’t they just move on rather than feeling the need to let you know they don’t like it.

Something proper weird... this is almost exactly the thoughts that go through my head when the moany pantsers start!

I do concur, good sir. Do you think they mind that I find them funny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has been done before, boring zzzzz"

Who ate your bowl of sunshine?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine "

Only an hour? You read fast Bill

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I think it's a short profile.

FIFY

Cos you just read the bit at the top, didn't you

•

Thank you my flawless Emerald. My keyboard has a mind of its own.

I still play your musical voice note. ¶¶..¶¶||¶¶

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By *oanne ETV/TS over a year ago

Near Warrington

It's a super profile with great thought and humour. The major part from me is you have absolutely magnificent breasts, they make me happy, and for that, I salute you xxxxx

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By *rtic explorerMan over a year ago

ring road bristol

Nice profile NSP

Glad you discovered photography and the love of showing yourself and your art to others

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your profile. It says exactly what it needs to and what you want it to. And it obviously works as the filter you need.

It does! Mostly. Except the poo poo heads who claim they read it... and then are surprised by bits.

Ooh. Remind me to message you about Sydney U...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

The profile is ok I suppose

Only joking gorgeous. It’s exactly you. Who could ask for more? And if they do ask for more tell them to fuck off

No one would ever want more. It's a days read already!

Nah… I just looked at the pretty pictures

There are a LOT of pictures to look through... one or two pretty ones.

Oh I’ve looked. Just a tiny little bit

Awww... eye bleach is available at the exit

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

its a good profile well put together,, help me with mine x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's very you... And if people actually read it, got involved in the forums, they'd know that!

So it's their own fault.

Yes! We should blame them. I like that!

(I do waffle a lot, don't I...)

Blue waffle it is too

Waffles did someone say waffles yummy!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m being lazy tonight and I’m not going to scroll back.

I really love the quotes at the end, very creative and not seen this done before!

I feel like they adequately describe me. Obviously not paraphrased or edited in any way

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine

Only an hour? You read fast Bill

"
speed reading course

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

It’s not boobie enough

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I love your profile. It says exactly what it needs to and what you want it to. And it obviously works as the filter you need.

It does! Mostly. Except the poo poo heads who claim they read it... and then are surprised by bits.

Ooh. Remind me to message you about Sydney U..."

Yes! Please do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think your pics are fantastic

You’re evidently stunning, sexy and beautiful

Your profile is fabulous. Makes for a fantastic read and your personality comes across in spades which is the goal

Anyone who has an issue is a troll, annoyed they don’t have the opportunity to be with a woman like you or just sad and not what you’re likely looking for anyway

Keep up the good work I say, looking stunning to me and many others who only have nice things to say "

Um... I'm actually just not bad at angles and that... no stunning or beautiful here. But thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably

correct but hey ho), I'm clearly

married (

), I should write profiles

for people (hell no) and no one

could possibly tell what I want 'from

that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

With such fabulous tits I suggest you take no notice of twits .

I'm hiding the boobs...

Well I would say your doing a great job. In that invisible dress you wearing in your profile pic .keep up the good Work."

I bought the dress from the Emperor... he got some new clothes but didn't like them much

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This has been done before, boring zzzzz"

True story. Thank you for letting me know.

I shall henceforth cease and desist.

Oh.

No.

Wait...

I'm not breaking any rules and I'm being hilarious and fun. So, bless your heart, I shall continue

You have a nice night now, y'hear?

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

If I was to guess who’s profile it was without seeing any names mentioned then I would guess it was you, it’s who you are, no need to change it x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sparkly union jack heels!! Profiles alright too

They are the most spectacular heels in my world! I love them

I want them"

I love you darling...

But no. You can borrow them if I can borrow you though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's very you... And if people actually read it, got involved in the forums, they'd know that!

So it's their own fault.

Yes! We should blame them. I like that!

(I do waffle a lot, don't I...)

Blue waffle it is too

Tis. Cos my waffle is a healthy colour

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it's a short profile.

FIFY

Cos you just read the bit at the top, didn't you

•

Thank you my flawless Emerald. My keyboard has a mind of its own.

I still play your musical voice note. ¶¶..¶¶||¶¶"

My dogs love it when I recreate that...

I can't believe you actually listen to it through choice!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Profile looks good. Welcome, newbie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has been done before, boring zzzzz"
My last veri.

At least this post has added to the excitement of the thread. I was getting bored with all the funny comments.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a super profile with great thought and humour. The major part from me is you have absolutely magnificent breasts, they make me happy, and for that, I salute you xxxxx"

Thank you... I grew them myself

They tend to grow downwards... I dont know if that's right or not

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nice profile NSP

Glad you discovered photography and the love of showing yourself and your art to others"

Oh god... I forgot I said that!

It can be fun. I should take some new ones sometime

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"its a good profile well put together,, help me with mine x"

That has taken 5 years of rewrites! Do you have 5 spare years?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine

Only an hour? You read fast Bill

speed reading course

Well worth it even if just for fab profiles!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If I was to guess who’s profile it was without seeing any names mentioned then I would guess it was you, it’s who you are, no need to change it x"

See, one of many reasons I adore you!

It really is so me

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

You do you, your profile is fine...oh and Boooobiieeees

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

Can a profile ever be *too* booby?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Profile looks good. Welcome, newbie

Thanks. Am I doing the forum right?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This has been done before, boring zzzzz

My last veri.

At least this post has added to the excitement of the thread. I was getting bored with all the funny comments.

I know, right!

I'm so glad we were brought back down to earth

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You do you, your profile is fine...oh and Boooobiieeees

So the boobs should... stay? Go?

I'm not clear on this...

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine

Only an hour? You read fast Bill

speed reading course

Well worth it even if just for fab profiles!"
tbh I spent most of that time looking

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

Can a profile ever be *too* booby?"

Exhibit A.

The profile of NSP

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

Can a profile ever be *too* booby?

Exhibit A.

The profile of NSP"

I think we all agree: needs more boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Read your profile ( started what seems like an hour ago)

really it's fine

Only an hour? You read fast Bill

speed reading course

Well worth it even if just for fab profiles! tbh I spent most of that time looking

Well played sir

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

Can a profile ever be *too* booby?

Exhibit A.

The profile of NSP

I think we all agree: needs more boobs

I only have 2... and they're basically there from every damn angle! At least 4 times each!

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

"You do you, your profile is fine...oh and Boooobiieeees

So the boobs should... stay? Go?

I'm not clear on this...

Your choice but for me, me like boobs, boobs are good , boobs are soft, me think boobs should stay

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s not boobie enough

I believe I've just rectified that

Can a profile ever be *too* booby?

Exhibit A.

The profile of NSP

I think we all agree: needs more boobs

I only have 2... and they're basically there from every damn angle! At least 4 times each!"

Really? I hadn’t noticed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You do you, your profile is fine...oh and Boooobiieeees

So the boobs should... stay? Go?

I'm not clear on this...

Your choice but for me, me like boobs, boobs are good , boobs are soft, me think boobs should stay"

I think I'm vaguely getting the idea that you feel boobs are good....

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy..."

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

A- for wank material

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

Gimme maybe 2 more years. I'll find them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A- for wank material "

Minus? A bloody minus?

I demand a recount!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"A- for wank material

Minus? A bloody minus?

I demand a recount!"

Shall we make it a B+?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A- for wank material

Minus? A bloody minus?

I demand a recount!

Shall we make it a B+? "

No.

I'll take the A-

But plus side... you wank to it

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

"You do you, your profile is fine...oh and Boooobiieeees

So the boobs should... stay? Go?

I'm not clear on this...

Your choice but for me, me like boobs, boobs are good , boobs are soft, me think boobs should stay

I think I'm vaguely getting the idea that you feel boobs are good...."

BOOBS

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

Gimme maybe 2 more years. I'll find them"

Seems you've started a profile trend.... Petite woman's is longer than yours though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

Gimme maybe 2 more years. I'll find them

Seems you've started a profile trend.... Petite woman's is longer than yours though

It is. Not by much, but yes.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

Gimme maybe 2 more years. I'll find them

Seems you've started a profile trend.... Petite woman's is longer than yours though

It is. Not by much, but yes."

Seems as I've read the profile and lost an hour of my life..... What's the chances of seeing your videos??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Useless, unpredictable coffee drinker not actually from Devon is what I got

Oh you read it

So I probably could have been a bit less wordy...

Needed at least 2 more paragraphs

Gimme maybe 2 more years. I'll find them

Seems you've started a profile trend.... Petite woman's is longer than yours though

It is. Not by much, but yes.

Seems as I've read the profile and lost an hour of my life..... What's the chances of seeing your videos??

They're very boring. You wouldn't like them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You have writing on there ?

I have a quote from you on there!"

I know lol .. Coz I is special innit

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I've had the same messages! Are we the same person, Posh?

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

Are you meant to read the profiles on here then ?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Better than having someone message you threatening to r*pe you in front of your husband...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I've had the same messages! Are we the same person, Posh?"

I wish we were, Mr Dusk... then I could play with our fabulous wang whenever I wanted

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you meant to read the profiles on here then ?"

Nah... just look at the pictures.

Although apparently mine is a decent wank...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Better than having someone message you threatening to r*pe you in front of your husband...

Good lord! I do hope you reported!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Made me smile and shows intelligence, humour and smashing norks xx and you can quote me on that!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Made me smile and shows intelligence, humour and smashing norks xx and you can quote me on that!!

Woo hoo... 5 years of preparation does actually work!

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I think your profile is epic.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think your profile is epic."

Like... really really long? Or really really good?

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I've had the same messages! Are we the same person, Posh?

I wish we were, Mr Dusk... then I could play with our fabulous wang whenever I wanted

I'll make you a Mould-a-Dong for your birthday, pal.

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By *iPythonMan over a year ago

In my pants

I think if you are happy, then fuck what others think.

I think it’s great!

Ps - boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I've had the same messages! Are we the same person, Posh?

I wish we were, Mr Dusk... then I could play with our fabulous wang whenever I wanted

I'll make you a Mould-a-Dong for your birthday, pal.

I'm having one of those in a week

(Disclaimer... it may not actually be the exact anniversary of the day of my birth...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t read profiles.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think if you are happy, then fuck what others think.

I think it’s great!

Ps - boobs

All I am to you people is boooooobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t read profiles. "

When you're as perfect as you are... who needs to?

(Dayumn I'm smooth today)

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love it, pics, profile, name, location - whats not to love

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I really like it just as it is

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Morning Posh ..

I didn't read past the first few words...

But thanks for the encouragement x

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By *iPythonMan over a year ago

In my pants

"I think if you are happy, then fuck what others think.

I think it’s great!

Ps - boobs

All I am to you people is boooooobs

That’s so not true! Bum as well!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love it, pics, profile, name, location - whats not to love "

Hmm... location is iffy. The end of the world, just past the back of beyond... but in a ball gown.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I really like it just as it is"

You have excellent taste sir

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Posh ..

I didn't read past the first few words...

But thanks for the encouragement x"

Morning Granny...

You should read the bit in the middle where I thank all those who have got me to where I am today. There is a special mention of you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think if you are happy, then fuck what others think.

I think it’s great!

Ps - boobs

All I am to you people is boooooobs

That’s so not true! Bum as well! "

Fine.

Mahoosive bum as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t read profiles.

When you're as perfect as you are... who needs to?

(Dayumn I'm smooth today)"

Like butter.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t read profiles.

When you're as perfect as you are... who needs to?

(Dayumn I'm smooth today)

Like butter with grit in.

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love your profile - it's funny and irreverent. Also your pictures are lovely.

But...Spiderbunny? Google was no help on that one. I'm obviously not cool enough to know what that is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Good Morning

Ignore all the shit

Take the positives

You are a lovely person inside and out

And you have wonderful boobies

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Delighted to see a TLDR reference. Tried that before and nobody knew what it meant

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love your profile - it's funny and irreverent. Also your pictures are lovely.

But...Spiderbunny? Google was no help on that one. I'm obviously not cool enough to know what that is."

Spiderbunny is our couple profile... and Google should be helping dammit!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Good Morning

Ignore all the shit

Take the positives

You are a lovely person inside and out

And you have wonderful boobies

You're too kind

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

Delighted to see a TLDR reference. Tried that before and nobody knew what it meant

I'm not sure anyone knows what it means... they just don't read it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love your boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your boobs"

Thank you...

I'm starting to wonder if I could make replicas and send them out...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Morning Posh ..

I didn't read past the first few words...

But thanks for the encouragement x

Morning Granny...

You should read the bit in the middle where I thank all those who have got me to where I am today. There is a special mention of you

Oh. My favourite subject !

I'll take a peek

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Now't wrong with your profile.

If someone can't focus long enough one one task like reading your entire profile, they are also likely to lick your ladygarden for 15 seconds the get bored and want to move on to the jiggy jiggy bit.

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By *oanne ETV/TS over a year ago

Near Warrington

"I love your boobs

Thank you...

I'm starting to wonder if I could make replicas and send them out..."

Can I pre-order please xxxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning Posh ..

I didn't read past the first few words...

But thanks for the encouragement x

Morning Granny...

You should read the bit in the middle where I thank all those who have got me to where I am today. There is a special mention of you

Oh. My favourite subject !

I'll take a peek

Erm... gimme 5 before you do...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now't wrong with your profile.

If someone can't focus long enough one one task like reading your entire profile, they are also likely to lick your ladygarden for 15 seconds the get bored and want to move on to the jiggy jiggy bit.

Ooh. He sounds fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your boobs

Thank you...

I'm starting to wonder if I could make replicas and send them out...

Can I pre-order please xxxx"

Oooh... there IS a market...

(Mods n admin please note. I'm not serious, not trying to sell boob replicas, wouldn't know how to make them anyway

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love your profile - it's funny and irreverent. Also your pictures are lovely.

But...Spiderbunny? Google was no help on that one. I'm obviously not cool enough to know what that is.

Spiderbunny is our couple profile... and Google should be helping dammit!"

Ooooh. That makes sense. Me being dense.

But yes, lovely profile.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So far today I've been told it is hilarious (obviously), ridiculous (well, duh), too long (ah well) and not clear.

Over the past week (I've spent too much time in my inbox while I've been all fluey) I've also been told that I shouldn't be on fab (probably correct but hey ho), I'm clearly married (

), I should write profiles for people (hell no) and no one could possibly tell what I want 'from that load of rubbish'.

But I like it. Anyone here fancy weighing in?

I love your profile - it's funny and irreverent. Also your pictures are lovely.

But...Spiderbunny? Google was no help on that one. I'm obviously not cool enough to know what that is.

Spiderbunny is our couple profile... and Google should be helping dammit!

Ooooh. That makes sense. Me being dense.

But yes, lovely profile."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I genuinely love your profile, your obviously articulate, witty and make it very clear where you stand. Definitely one of the best I've read and you sound delightful. Most people are twats don't give them a second thought

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By *eard and BoobsCouple over a year ago

Portstewart

Your profile is brilliant, honest and funny and I love it, ignore the haters/snowflakes. Mrs x

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By *oanne ETV/TS over a year ago

Near Warrington

"I love your boobs

Thank you...

I'm starting to wonder if I could make replicas and send them out...

Can I pre-order please xxxx

Oooh... there IS a market...

(Mods n admin please note. I'm not serious, not trying to sell boob replicas, wouldn't know how to make them anyway

As you can't sell replicas would it be possible to have a complementary play with the real ones.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

You have a profile now? With words and everything?

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I love your profile - and your boobs

Bit selfish of you not to write my profile though!!!

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By *ilBWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

I didn't even get to the words, that first photo got me good though.

I'll get to the words....maybe

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I genuinely love your profile, your obviously articulate, witty and make it very clear where you stand. Definitely one of the best I've read and you sound delightful. Most people are twats don't give them a second thought

See.. you get it. I *am* delightful!

Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your profile is brilliant, honest and funny and I love it, ignore the haters/snowflakes. Mrs x"

Oh I do ignore them... ish. I find them weird. And funny. But not in good ways

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your boobs

Thank you...

I'm starting to wonder if I could make replicas and send them out...

Can I pre-order please xxxx

Oooh... there IS a market...

(Mods n admin please note. I'm not serious, not trying to sell boob replicas, wouldn't know how to make them anyway

)

As you can't sell replicas would it be possible to have a complementary play with the real ones. "

Like monopoly?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You have a profile now? With words and everything?"

I do... you should check it out. Maybe I'll read it to you one day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love your profile - and your boobs

Bit selfish of you not to write my profile though!!!

I know... I'm so mean.

I'm sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I didn't even get to the words, that first photo got me good though.

I'll get to the words....maybe "

Why thank you pretty lady... that first photo is a bit "in yer face"... I should change it.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"You have a profile now? With words and everything?

I do... you should check it out. Maybe I'll read it to you one day

That would be a big help. I tried but wurdz iz hard.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You have a profile now? With words and everything?

I do... you should check it out. Maybe I'll read it to you one day

That would be a big help. I tried but wurdz iz hard. "

Come here... I'll whisper it in your ear. I'll have to get close though, do you mind if I sit on your lap?

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