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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use it as a hammer to hang pics of it in your downstairs loo
Plug leaking pipes with it
Use it in the garden to play hoopla with your friends
Hang your keys on it
Use it to stir cake mix
Dig up the flower beds with it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring it to me to use as I see fit.
You'll need to stay attached "
Oh .... straight out of the gate?
She shoots, she scores.
Or is that she scores, she shoots? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Bring it to me to use as I see fit.
You'll need to stay attached
Oh .... straight out of the gate?
She shoots, she scores.
Or is that she scores, she shoots?"
I was hoping I score, you shoot, but, y'know... whatevs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use it as a hammer to hang pics of it in your downstairs loo
Plug leaking pipes with it
Use it in the garden to play hoopla with your friends
Hang your keys on it
Use it to stir cake mix
Dig up the flower beds with it "
1. It would need to be quite hard for that. Could you help?
2. Who's pipe?
3. Friends? That could be a struggle (channeling my inner Wonko)
4. At least I wouldn't keep losing them ... Good call.
5. Getting down and dirty? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use it as a hammer to hang pics of it in your downstairs loo
Plug leaking pipes with it
Use it in the garden to play hoopla with your friends
Hang your keys on it
Use it to stir cake mix
Dig up the flower beds with it
1. It would need to be quite hard for that. Could you help?
2. Who's pipe?
3. Friends? That could be a struggle (channeling my inner Wonko)
4. At least I wouldn't keep losing them ... Good call.
5. Getting down and dirty? "
4.5 ... cream cakes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genius idea.
Stick a battery in it.
Paint it black and stick some buttons on it.hey presto a TV remote
I'm a fucking genius  "
Then use it to measure other penises!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use it as a hammer to hang pics of it in your downstairs loo
Plug leaking pipes with it
Use it in the garden to play hoopla with your friends
Hang your keys on it
Use it to stir cake mix
Dig up the flower beds with it
1. It would need to be quite hard for that. Could you help?
2. Who's pipe?
3. Friends? That could be a struggle (channeling my inner Wonko)
4. At least I wouldn't keep losing them ... Good call.
5. Getting down and dirty?
4.5 ... cream cakes?"
Ooh  |
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From what I've seen when I've seen these drag artists on TV they some how make it dispear . they may be stick up their arse I don't know I hope This helps .alternatively these men who have small cocks
And are seeking a transplanted estention you could become a cock donor . other that I'd keep it you never know when it might come in handy . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From what I've seen when I've seen these drag artists on TV they some how make it dispear . they may be stick up their arse I don't know I hope This helps .alternatively these men who have small cocks
And are seeking a transplanted estention you could become a cock donor . other that I'd keep it you never know when it might come in handy ."
I could stick it up your arse?
We all know you are secretly curious!  |
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"From what I've seen when I've seen these drag artists on TV they some how make it dispear . they may be stick up their arse I don't know I hope This helps .alternatively these men who have small cocks
And are seeking a transplanted
estention you could become a cock
donor . other that I'd keep it you
never know when it might come in
handy .
I could stick it up your arse?
We all know you are secretly
curious! "
Hell will freezer over
I'm not curious in the slightest
See I try give a friend with helpful surgestion .
And you come back with crude innuendo . I know how you lust
after me .
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! "
If a boat is sinking you can plug the hole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! a baton for Andre Rui "
This is a good idea ... fame and fortune at last! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could draw a face on it stick some googly eyes on it a wig, some clothes maybe a vest top or some dungarees.
Then Start a YouTube channel for it."
But what to call the channel? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genius idea.
Stick a battery in it.
Paint it black and stick some buttons on it.hey presto a TV remote
I'm a fucking genius
Then use it to measure other penises!!"
I see some potential |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! a sausage vol-au-vent  "
Feeling peckish? |
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! "
You could hang cutlery from it. You’ll always have a spoon for the custard….
Or maybe hang make up from it in some sort of bizarre Superdrug rotisserie.
Or you could turn it into a puppet for stag party shows.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From what I've seen when I've seen these drag artists on TV they some how make it dispear . they may be stick up their arse I don't know I hope This helps .alternatively these men who have small cocks
And are seeking a transplanted
estention you could become a cock
donor . other that I'd keep it you
never know when it might come in
handy .
I could stick it up your arse?
We all know you are secretly
curious!
Hell will freezer over
I'm not curious in the slightest
See I try give a friend with helpful surgestion .
And you come back with crude innuendo . I know how you lust
after me .
"
Playing hard to get? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
You could hang cutlery from it. You’ll always have a spoon for the custard….
Or maybe hang make up from it in some sort of bizarre Superdrug rotisserie.
Or you could turn it into a puppet for stag party shows.
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Number 3 definitely.
You up for a dress rehearsal?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have that thing. You know, kuchisabishii? Where I'm not hungry but my mouth is lonely.
Maybe it could help me rectify that?"
Yes please
*in a squeaky only slightly intimidated voice* |
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
You could hang cutlery from it. You’ll always have a spoon for the custard….
Or maybe hang make up from it in some sort of bizarre Superdrug rotisserie.
Or you could turn it into a puppet for stag party shows.
Number 3 definitely.
You up for a dress rehearsal?
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Which characters will you pick?!
There’s the traditional Punch and Judy. Or maybe something modern like the matrix |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
You could hang cutlery from it. You’ll always have a spoon for the custard….
Or maybe hang make up from it in some sort of bizarre Superdrug rotisserie.
Or you could turn it into a puppet for stag party shows.
Number 3 definitely.
You up for a dress rehearsal?
Which characters will you pick?!
There’s the traditional Punch and Judy. Or maybe something modern like the matrix"
Maybe a contemporary reimagining of Wee Willy Winkie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genius idea.
Stick a battery in it.
Paint it black and stick some buttons on it.hey presto a TV remote
I'm a fucking genius
You can call it
Jennie TV's TV remote "
See. That's marketing. Right there peoples! A masterclass in branding |
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"Genius idea.
Stick a battery in it.
Paint it black and stick some buttons on it.hey presto a TV remote
I'm a fucking genius
You can call it
Jennie TV's TV remote "
But then how will Jennie TV measure her own penis?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genius idea.
Stick a battery in it.
Paint it black and stick some buttons on it.hey presto a TV remote
I'm a fucking genius
You can call it
Jennie TV's TV remote
But then how will Jennie TV measure her own penis?!"
She won't need to.
Hers will be 1.
All others will be measured and expressed as a number relative to that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
Can I just sit on it? "
Coffee, spat |
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
Can I just sit on it?
Coffee, spat"
I thought you didn’t spit? |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! a baton for Andre Rui
This is a good idea ... fame and fortune at last!"
obviously you'd have to be hard while he's waving your baton |
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"I have that thing. You know, kuchisabishii? Where I'm not hungry but my mouth is lonely.
Maybe it could help me rectify that?
Yes please
*in a squeaky only slightly intimidated voice*"
Don't be intimidated. I can be nice sometimes*
*Only applicable at times when I have a penis in my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
Can I just sit on it?
Coffee, spat
I thought you didn’t spit? "
*gulp* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! a baton for Andre Rui
This is a good idea ... fame and fortune at last!obviously you'd have to be hard while he's waving your baton "
Might need a fluffer.
Can you help? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have that thing. You know, kuchisabishii? Where I'm not hungry but my mouth is lonely.
Maybe it could help me rectify that?
Yes please
*in a squeaky only slightly intimidated voice*
Don't be intimidated. I can be nice sometimes*
*Only applicable at times when I have a penis in my mouth "
Well this thread is going better than I expected! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow!
Can I just sit on it?
Coffee, spat
I thought you didn’t spit? "
You're confusing her with Molly Swallows. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
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You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis! "
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun..."
Security! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!"
Sulk  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This might seem obvious?
Anal Depth Gauge?
You beautiful genius
Let's test this idea .... purely for feasibility
Only in the interest of science!"
Of course.
Now shhhhhh... bend over |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk "
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests. "
Risk of a mixed profile though |
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By *red333Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"...is woefully under utilised in the capacity for which it evolved. Please suggest alternative uses I can put it to.
It has to earn its keep somehow! a baton for Andre Rui
This is a good idea ... fame and fortune at last!obviously you'd have to be hard while he's waving your baton
Might need a fluffer.
Can you help?"
lol I'll bring a feather |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests.
Risk of a mixed profile though"
Naaah, just sterilise it in alcohol between uses. And you could encase it in cling wrap while in use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests.
Risk of a mixed profile though
Naaah, just sterilise it in alcohol between uses. And you could encase it in cling wrap while in use. "
There’s a word for that… condom |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests.
Risk of a mixed profile though
Naaah, just sterilise it in alcohol between uses. And you could encase it in cling wrap while in use. "
... this has the added benefit of keeping it fresh for LittleBird. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests.
Risk of a mixed profile though
Naaah, just sterilise it in alcohol between uses. And you could encase it in cling wrap while in use.
There’s a word for that… condom "
Oh sure, point out the obvious that some of us missed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a Prince Albert and you can stand on the docks and offer it to sailors to tie their dinghie up.
You and your obsession with sticking holes in my penis!
I do appear to be coming across like that, don't I?
I'll get the staple gun...
Security!
Sulk
Ooh! Ooh! You can offer it as a reusable mouth swab for DNA tests.
Risk of a mixed profile though
Naaah, just sterilise it in alcohol between uses. And you could encase it in cling wrap while in use.
... this has the added benefit of keeping it fresh for LittleBird. "
'S ok.
I have popped it in the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded."
Soz but as your profile is not identifying as a straight single man who can't accommodate, I was concerned the offer wasn't real! |
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded.
Soz but as your profile is not identifying as a straight single man who can't accommodate, I was concerned the offer wasn't real! "
It's like can't accommodate and 350 miles away just isn't enough for you.
Godamnit Jennie. How dare you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded.
Soz but as your profile is not identifying as a straight single man who can't accommodate, I was concerned the offer wasn't real!
It's like can't accommodate and 350 miles away just isn't enough for you.
Godamnit Jennie. How dare you."
Calm down Dave |
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded.
Soz but as your profile is not identifying as a straight single man who can't accommodate, I was concerned the offer wasn't real!
It's like can't accommodate and 350 miles away just isn't enough for you.
Godamnit Jennie. How dare you.
Calm down Dave"
Dave?!
It's Daddy to you, Princess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded.
To be fair its hard to beat
Adrie rue baton "
Hello my anal depth gauge volunteer (heart) |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"This might seem obvious?
Anal Depth Gauge?
You beautiful genius
Let's test this idea .... purely for feasibility
Only in the interest of science!
Of course.
Now shhhhhh... bend over"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far, Andrew Rieu's baton or Anal Depth gauge are fron runners.
Stag Party Puppet is a strong contender too.
Wounded.
Soz but as your profile is not identifying as a straight single man who can't accommodate, I was concerned the offer wasn't real!
It's like can't accommodate and 350 miles away just isn't enough for you.
Godamnit Jennie. How dare you.
Calm down Dave
Dave?!
It's Daddy to you, Princess."
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Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue ."
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calm down Dave
Dave?!
It's Daddy to you, Princess.
Oh.
I expected a better gag reflex control.
I suppose I can chisel some of the cheese off first if you're that delicate  "
I am a delicate laydee. |
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in
offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later"
I've got beard and I'm not shaveing
My legs for no one. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later"
She's not wrong about the offers! 
John us on the dark side - we have cake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake."
And cock |
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock"
You can keep both you never tempt me . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me ."
You are made of Stone, man.
(At least I reckon part of you is ) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me ."
Come onnnn... I promise you'll like it, or at least, we will. |
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a
short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me .
Come onnnn... I promise you'll like it, or at least, we will. "
It would appear dyslexia catching .
I will not. John you or tom dick and harry you . its bad enough have to fight off one TV .
But to the op thread
A further surgestion
Use it for directing traffic
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a
short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me .
Come onnnn... I promise you'll like it, or at least, we will.
It would appear dyslexia catching .
I will not. John you or tom dick and harry you . its bad enough have to fight off one TV .
But to the op thread
A further surgestion
Use it for directing traffic
"
You mean for stopping traffic |
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"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a
short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me .
Come onnnn... I promise you'll like it, or at least, we will.
It would appear dyslexia catching .
I will not. John you or tom dick and harry you . its bad enough have to fight off one TV .
But to the op thread
A further surgestion
Use it for directing traffic
You mean for stopping traffic "
Only if its showing Red at the end
We see what happen when little birds finished |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Anyway I wish to make a complaint
Your not the only one here with an
Underuterlised cock . its bad enough wonko's new found popularity and him posting genius thread . we got. You a clapped out
TV you say tired . on promise from
Little bird or going off to find fame and fortune adrie rue .
Babes.
Put on some heels, lippy and a bit of leopard print.
You'll be up to your eyeballs in offers. And up to your nuts in guts a
short time later
She's not wrong about the offers!
John us on the dark side - we have cake.
And cock
You can keep both you never tempt me .
Come onnnn... I promise you'll like it, or at least, we will.
It would appear dyslexia catching .
I will not. John you or tom dick and harry you . its bad enough have to fight off one TV .
But to the op thread
A further surgestion
Use it for directing traffic
You mean for stopping traffic
Only if its showing Red at the end
We see what happen when little birds finished "
Interesting, because she's red at the end and can stop traffic too. |
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